With a bang, his entire body twitched, and many people in the venue were amused. A doctor who was resting in the audience pondered seriously for a long time before he said softly,"Why does it feel a little strange? Am I imagining things? I actually think that I should save Li Yunfan. This guy's acting is really good.|
Yu Qian was also shocked. In crosstalk, there were indeed exaggerations, but it was still very rare to see someone as exaggerated as Li Yunfan.
The audience below the stage followed suit and cheered.
"So what if I'm dead?" Yu Qian asked.”
Li Yunfan stood up and said,"The police received a call saying that someone was ashamed of himself."
Go to hell. Teacher Yu Qian pushed Li Yunfan again. Li Yunfan smiled. This burden was over.，
Li Yunfan looked at the audience and said,"Teacher Yu's smoking is just one of his hobbies. Teacher Yu's hobbies include drinking."
[Yu Qian: I can't get better, can I?]
Li Yunfan: " There's a particular way to drink. Everyone knows that alcohol has a very high status in our Chinese civilization."“
Yu Qian: That's right.
Li Yunfan: So, Teacher Yu Qian not only drinks, but also studies making wine.
Yu Qian: That's to nourish the body.
Li Yunfan: " Ginseng, deer antler, and so on. Put them all in. Oh right, there are also five poisons. Teacher Yu Qian doesn't think this tastes good."
Yu Qian: Isn't that good?
Li Yunfan's eyes lit up as he said, Of course, Teacher Yu was thinking about putting in something else, such as pepper, anise, etc. He would put them all in at once.
Yu Qian: Good guy.
Li Yunfan pretended to pick up a wine bottle and put it under his nose to sniff it.
"Ahem, a little too much."
Yu Qian: Isn't this nonsense?
Li Yunfan: " The smell is too strong. Teacher Yu Qian didn't dare to drink it, so he put it in the house. However, Teacher Yu Qian is timid. He thought about it. What if someone steals it?"
Yu Qian: No one stole this thing.
Li Yunfan: Teacher Yu Qian wrote a few words and pasted them on it.
Yu Qian: What word?
Yu Qian: It was my father who stole it.
Hahaha.
The audience laughed along.
[Yu Qian: Didn't you already know how to steal?]
Li Yunfan: " That's right. After Teacher Yu Qian was stolen once, he thought that this wouldn't do. He got another pot of wine and wrote a few words this time.
Yu Qian: What?
Li Yunfan: Potty.
Yu Qian: In this case, no one would take it.
Li Yunfan said," That's right. So, when he saw that no one stole it the next day, Teacher Yu picked it up and prepared to drink it."
Yu Qian: Can this be drunk?
Li Yunfan pretended to pick it up and smell it.
"Why does it smell like urine?"
Yu Qian: What happened?
Li Yunfan,"Look, there's too much. It's full."
Go to hell.
Teacher Yu pushed Li Yunfan and pulled him away.
The two of them pushed each other away from the stage and went backstage. The applause below the stage was unending and continued to give out new crosstalk performances. Furthermore, after seeing such a hard-working performance, this was the real work of skill and should be rewarded.
Shouts, applause, and discussions were mixed in.
"This is the first time I've heard a new crosstalk.”
"Yeah, but I keep feeling that this crosstalk isn't over yet.”
"Yeah, why do I feel like I haven't finished speaking?”
Backstage, Old Guo saw Li Yunfan and coughed. Even though Li Yunfan was very tired, he still bowed politely and said,"Master."
Old Guo nodded and patted Li Yunfan's shoulder happily. He said,"Not bad, not bad, but this crosstalk isn't finished yet.”
Li Yunfan said," Yes, this is a special crosstalk performance. If you're willing, it's not a problem to perform for two to three hours. But if I continue to perform, then the senior and junior brothers basically won't have time for the rest."”
Some of the senior brothers and junior brothers standing backstage looked at Li Yunfan. To be honest, what he said was indeed the truth. However, what everyone did not expect was that Li Yunfan was actually thinking about problems for the De Yun Pavilion.
Other people schemed against each other and flattered each other. When it came to Li Yunfan, it was as if there was no market for them.
It seemed that Li Yunfan did not care about these things at all.
He concentrated on training himself, practicing his basic skills, pondering over new burdens and new jokes.
It was as if this was the true job of crosstalk.
"Senior brother, senior brother, you're too amazing. I'm laughing so hard that my stomach hurts.”
Sun Yue gave Li Yunfan a thumbs up. Old Guo was very angry and said,"Don't flatter me. It's just some results. What's there to flatter me about?”
The master was angry, and the two of them ran away immediately.
Yu Qian held a cigarette in his mouth, glanced at it, and said,""After this crosstalk, how am I supposed to smoke in the future?”
Many people laughed along. Old Guo said,"Alright, alright, stop nagging. You guys go backstage and rest for a while. We'll have dinner together later in the evening.”|
Li Yunfan nodded.
When they came to the backstage room, Yu Qian found a place for Li Yunfan to sit down. He gestured for Li Yunfan to sit on the chair, but Li Yunfan refused.
"Why…are you unhappy?"
"No…" Li Yunfan shook his head and said,"You're two generations older than me, so I still know."”
"How do you know that?"
Li Yunfan thought for a moment and said," Although you have a good relationship with my master, I realized that there are some special times when my master seems to be younger than you in terms of seniority. I looked through the history of crosstalk and I realized that old Mr. Shi Fukuan's master seems to have been demoted.”
"Not many people know about this kind of thing. You're very thoughtful. This is indeed the truth. My Grand Master only learned two things, the allegro and crosstalk. Back then, the allegro was popular, so everyone mistakenly thought that my Grand Master specialized in the allegro. When the allegro was no longer popular, everyone felt that my Grand Master needed to lower his seniority when it came to crosstalk.”
"Sigh, it seems that the same trade is not very authentic."”
Yu Qian handed Li Yunfan a cigarette. Li Yunfan took it in his hand and took the initiative to take out a lighter to light it for Yu Qian. Yu Qian said,"Old Guo wanted to help me recover my identity, but I rejected him. I have a good relationship with Old Guo, and I don't want to take advantage of him for no reason.”
Li Yunfan nodded and said,"Alright."”
After saying that, Li Yunfan sat down. Just as he was resting and was about to check his Happiness Points, the office door was pushed open. A person walked in and gave Teacher Yu Qian a look.
Yu Qian immediately patted Li Yunfan's shoulder. Li Yunfan immediately stood up.
An old man walked into the house with a walking stick.
Young Master Ma?
Teacher Ma Sanli's eldest son?
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