Liu Mengli's eyes widened as she looked at Li Yunfan on stage in disbelief. Li Yunfan was wearing a scarf around his head. At this moment, he was no longer a man, but a village auntie.
The people in the live broadcast room burst out laughing. Since when could crosstalk be played like this?
Wasn't this a skit?
Wasn't this too funny?
The more he looked at it, the more festive it became. He walked to the position of the funny guy and took off the scarf on his head and placed it on the table. It was obvious that this was a prop. It was useful, but he didn't know how to use it.
It could be considered a form of anticipation.
Liu Mengli looked at the two people on the stage seriously. She was calm and steady. She didn't feel that she didn't want to work hard just because someone was sitting below the stage.
Li Yunfan: " Don't you think there are too many people in the audience today?"
Qi Lin: " Pressure? It's a little too much. It's so much that I can't even see it."
Li Yunfan,"That's not right. I'm just teasing you."
Qi Lin: I'm the sidekick.
Li Yunfan,"You can't say so many words."
Qi Lin,"Who told you that you couldn't?"
Li Yunfan,[Didn't they say that the sidekick only knows how to say 'uh-huh, ah-huh, ah-y'?] What else?
Qi Lin thought,'It seems like there's really nothing else.'
This could be considered the opening. When it came to crosstalk, he would first make the basic little jokes and make everyone laugh a little. Then, he would gradually increase the number of jokes. This was the basic way of crosstalk.
Li Yunfan: You know the basics of crosstalk, right?
Qi Lin: Learn to tease and sing.
Li Yunfan,"But did you notice?"
Qi Lin,"What?"
Li Yunfan,"Everything has to be done according to the rules."
Qi Lin: Rules and regulations.
Li Yunfan: " Let me ask you, did you laugh when you studied it?"
Qi Lin smiled.
Li Yunfan,"Smile? Have you studied smiles?"
After saying that, Li Yunfan immediately laughed. It was not a big laugh, nor was it a bad laugh. Instead, he squinted his eyes and tilted his body. His gaze was as wretched as it could be. He narrowed his eyes and looked at Liu Mengli below the stage.
Hahaha, Liu Mengli burst out laughing.
Why was she so cheap?
Qi Lin: " Wait a minute. You're not laughing. You're being cheap."
Li Yunfan: " You don't understand. There's actually a difference between laughing and being cheap."
Qi Lin: What's the difference?
Li Yunfan looked at Liu Mengli below the stage and said with a smile,""This is a smile."
He even placed two fingers on his cheek and gestured.
Qi Lin thought,"Then what about being cheap?"
Li Yunfan took out the expression from before. There was no comparison, so there was no harm. With this comparison, the image was directly displayed. Everyone's minds instantly became clear.
The more they compared, the more they wanted to laugh.
The people in the live broadcast room followed suit and jeered. Everyone felt the most real feeling. Li Yunfan's smile came alive.
To put it bluntly, this was the technique of learning. Learning expressions was the most basic. What was there to learn about expressions? It was easy to explain. If a person with good acting skills cried, they would really cry. If a person with bad acting skills cried, it would actually be very ugly. It would make people feel that it was simply ruining the work.
Whether or not he was a good crosstalk actor was very important at this time.
"Hahaha, I'm about to cry from laughing.|”
"It feels a little explosive.”
"This is an inexplicable feeling. This is actually a smile. Why am I smiling unconsciously?”
Liu Mengli pinched her legs and tried her best not to laugh. She had to restrain herself, otherwise, she would easily get wrinkles in the future, which was not a good thing.
Qi Lin said,"Sigh, you're laughing like a b * tch. Let me tell you."
Li Yunfan,"I've made a fool of myself."
"Don't laugh at me."
At this moment, Li Yunfan suddenly stopped and smiled again. It was still the same cheap expression. Liu Mengli laughed again, and the people in the live broadcast room laughed as well.
Damn it, this was really going to become the root of all evil. The more this guy laughed, the more he found it funny.
I beg you, don't laugh anymore. If you laugh, how can this crosstalk continue?
Li Yunfan showed his smug look again and laughed with everyone.
Actually, there weren't that many people, but in Li Yunfan's eyes, there were countless people below the stage looking at him. This was the feeling he wanted. This was the taste of crosstalk.
Qi Lin couldn't help but laugh.
Qi Lin also studied crosstalk, and he specialized in being a sidekick. He learned it from Yu Qian and was very good at it. However, on Li Yunfan's side, it was not useful at all.
After Qi Lin and Liu Mengli finished laughing, Li Yunfan said," We were joking just now. There are no rules on the stage.
Qi Lin: That's right.
Li Yunfan: " For example, we do crosstalk. The simplest crosstalk has a lot of rules.
Qi Lin,"What are the rules of crosstalk?"
Li Yunfan: Three years of learning.
Qi Lin: Yes.
Li Yunfan: Two years.
Qi Lin,"This is a crosstalk master and disciple."
Li Yunfan,"I've been learning from my master for three years. My master can't take money."
[Qi Lin: Eat Master's food and live Master's.]
Li Yunfan let out a sigh of relief. His eyes widened as he looked at the audience and said,"My master has never accepted money before. Let me tell you, my master has never accepted money before.”
Qi Lin,"Of course, of course."
Li Yunfan,"Everyone, my master really didn't take any money."
Hahaha, Liu Mengli wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes. She couldn't take it anymore. She was really going to die of laughter. The people in the live broadcast room also laughed. With this emphasis, everyone's biggest feeling was that this Li Yunfan, who the hell was he to actually dare to talk about his master like this?
Li Yunfan said,"I'll give all the money I earn from working for the past two years to Master."
Qi Lin thought,"Wait a minute, it's not that I don't want to charge you."
Li Yunfan: Two years of service, and three sections and two beasts.
Qi Lin,"How do you say this?"
May Day, August Day, Spring Festival, and the second birthday, Master's birthday, Master's wife's birthday, and I have to go home.
I'm going to visit Master and Mistress. He couldn't go empty-handed. He had to bring more things. This thing can't go in for less than 2,000 yuan.
He would let the dog go for 2,000 yuan. Oh my god, the Tibetan Mastiff bit me.
Qi Lin: " No, wait a minute. What's going on? Be careful, be careful. I'm still here."
Li Yunfan: Oh my god, I've said too much.
He covered his mouth with his hand. His face was wretched, and there was even a strange expression on it. That expression was as despicable as it could be.
This... Many viewers suddenly had a bold idea. If this could be made into an emoji pack, it would be really good.
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