Hahaha, I can't take it anymore. I'm dying of laughter.
The audience laughed very happily. The burden was not big, but Li Yunfan laid it out well. The audience below the stage instantly imagined the scene. Li Yunfan did not say much and just said it alone. The elephant had lost weight, and the meaning came out.
The visual effect was immediately there.
Little Yueyue and Sun Yue couldn't help but burst into laughter. Sun Yue laughed so hard that she almost choked. She turned her head away. Little Yueyue was also very cheap. He would tease Sun Yue whenever he had the time.
"I was wondering why you kept telling me to feed the elephant. After all this fuss, you really fed the elephant until it became thinner.”
Haha, Sun Yue couldn't hold it in anymore. She grabbed a towel and covered her face as she got off the stage. Little Yueyue saw the opportunity and ran away as well.
On this side, Old Guo had no other choice. This was originally a performance accident, but he did not think of Li Yunfan, who was here, and directly settled the matter. This kind of performance error was something that the audience was willing to accept. This was because it was more interesting. If they performed according to the routine, no one would be willing to watch more.
Qi Lin stood beside Li Yunfan and played the role of a sidekick while Li Yunfan was the one teasing him.
"I was just joking. Actually, everyone understands that taking care of an elephant is actually very difficult.”
"Phew!"
When he thought of the elephant, he thought of Sun Yue. When he thought of Sun Yue, he instantly imagined that Sun Yue was getting fatter and fatter, but the elephant was getting thinner and thinner. The more he thought about it, the more uneasy he felt.
Wasn't this a joke?
This was going to become a psychological trauma.
When everyone was almost done laughing, Li Yunfan began to control the scene.
" I'm going up on stage. Actually, everyone knows what I'm talking about."
Qi Lin,"What are you talking about?"
Li Yunfan,"Of course I have to follow the rules."
Qi Lin,"That's right, I haven't finished."
Li Yunfan,"But I don't think everyone's cheers are good enough."
Roar! Roar! Roar!
It started again. Li Yunfan, you're really bad. Didn't you just want some cheers? We'll give it to you, we'll give it to you, we'll give it all to you. Let's see how you can show off.
The audience started clapping. Some people posted on their Moments and were ready to show off.
"F * ck, how did you meet him? You're so lucky? Why don't we have any?"
"The person above is right. I've been waiting there for a few days, but I didn't encounter anything.”
"I envy you. I really envy you. I want to go to the venue too. I'm a young lady.”
Everyone cheered and applauded.
Qi Lin,"Everyone likes you very much."
Li Yunfan: " That's natural. Who asked me to be so funny?"
Qi Lin thought,"Funny?"
Li Yunfan: " Of course. Look at my smile."
After saying that, he showed his signature cheap smile again, and everyone began to laugh crazily.
Hahaha, this was exactly what they wanted. Now, the Internet had begun to make Li Yunfan's smile into an emoticon package. At first, everyone didn't say much when they saw the emoticon package. However, as more people knew about it, everyone began to pay attention to this matter. They wanted to know what was going to happen next.
For example, why did this guy smile so slyly?
If you were to do crosstalk with me, you would be courting death. How could someone who did crosstalk laugh like that?
However, as more and more people investigated, everyone began to realize that it seemed to be true. It was just that cheap.
Li Yunfan: Last time, we talked about how I was learning from my master.
Qi Lin,"You're really courting death."
Li Yunfan: What's wrong?
Qi Lin,"He's still here."
After saying that, he pointed at Old Guo, who was standing at the side. At this time, Li Yunfan did not expect Old Guo to actually stand at the side of the stage. This scared Li Yunfan.
Old Guo planned to see what kind of person Li Yunfan was.
It could also be considered a test.
Since they were talking about her, she definitely wanted to see his reaction on the spot.
While they were chatting and laughing, Li Yunfan covered his chin and teeth with one hand. He didn't say anything."Oh my god, it's really here. Am I going to be finished?
This way, he was really as cheap as he could be.
Qi Lin said,"That won't happen."
Li Yunfan: Are you sure?
Qi Lin,"You can go and give gifts."
Li Yunfan,"That's right. Old Guo likes this."
Old Guo was so angry that he was amused. It seemed that these two fellows had planned it out. He had fallen behind.
Li Yunfan: " Alright, I'm just joking. Why would our master be angry?"
Qi Lin: Not necessarily.
Li Yunfan,"This is not abiding by the rules."
Qi Lin asked,"What are the rules?"
Li Yunfan picked up the towel." Last time, we talked about the rule of vomiting blood in TV dramas. Once you cough, it will directly turn into blood, right?"
Qi Lin: Yes.
Li Yunfan coughed.
[Qi Lin: This is QQ.]
Li Yunfan: " Don't interrupt. I'm performing. The actress fell into the arms of the actor."
After saying that, Li Yunfan directly fell into Qi Lin's arms. Qi Lin had a helpless expression as he looked at Li Yunfan in his arms.
Li Yunfan: You have lines too.
Qi Lin said,"I'm disgusted now."
Li Yunfan,"You can't be like this. Even if it's ugly, you have to show your affection."
Qi Lin took a deep breath and said,"Then let's start again."“
Li Yunfan,"Cough cough…I can't take it anymore. If I die, you must…"
Go to hell.
Qi Lin directly pushed Li Yunfan away and said,"Don't you feel disgusted?"
"It seems really disgusting," said Li Yunfan.
Hahaha, the audience below the stage could not hold it in anymore. From the beginning of the two people's performance, the audience had been booing. The more disgusting the performance was, the happier the audience was.
Li Yunfan: Actually, there are many rules in TV dramas.
Qi Lin, For example?
Li Yunfan,"For example, when this seriously ill patient just woke up, there were rules."
Qi Lin asked,"What rules?"
Li Yunfan: " I'm going to act as a critically ill patient who has been lying in bed for more than ten years. Then, I'll start to get up."
[Qi Lin: It's a miracle that he didn't die.]
Li Yunfan began to roll his eyes and lean back little by little. His gaze was as despicable as it could be.
Qi Lin,"What if you're going to die?"
Li Yunfan,"I…Shuishui."
Qi Lin said,"Oh right, he wants water."
Li Yunfan clapped his hands and said,"Yes, that's it, but there's another rule that you definitely don't know."”
Qi Lin,"What?"
Li Yunfan,"Knock me once."
Qi Lin took out a fan and gave it to Li Yunfan.
Li Yunfan was stunned for a moment. Then, behind him, Qi Lin's shoulders were lined up as he said,"I…am your father."
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