The opening limerick and the gavel were all common things. Li Yunfan planned to tell Sun Yue a little joke to warm up the scene. For example, the limerick just now described snowflakes.
He couldn't describe all of the snow. He had to include the word 'snow'.
However, these people obviously wouldn't buy it. Old things didn't like to listen to it. Nowadays, people were all impetuous and liked to directly enter the plot and listen to the funny parts.
If you lay the foundation, other than you being Guo Degang and Yu Qian, the others are not enough.
"Refund, refund!"
"Right, we don't look at old things."
"We want something new, something new!"
Yu Qian patted Old Guo backstage and said,"Why don't you go up and help Yun Fan out? Otherwise, Yun Fan won't be able to handle it well.”
"Let's see. If it really doesn't work, I'll go on stage again.”
The voices below the stage became louder and louder. Li Yunfan calmly reached out his hand and calmed himself down.
"No refunds are the service tenet of our Deyun Society."
Eh?
Is not refunding a ticket a service objective?
Which theater had such a motto?
The audience below the stage looked at Li Yunfan in confusion. Everyone wanted to see what this guy would say.
Sun Yue looked at Li Yunfan in disbelief. This guy really dared to say it.
"We want a refund."
"Yes, it's a refund."
"We have to get a refund."
This group of audience was really…Old Guo felt a headache coming on. He didn't even dare to say that he had handled this situation well.
Sun Yue was completely dumbfounded. What should she do?
Li Yunfan sneered. He kicked with both hands and said,"Refund?"
"Yes, we want a refund."
"You guys retreat!"
Uh…F * ck…That's not right, your script is wrong.
The audience started laughing.
Li Yunfan looked at the audience and said," They're always clamoring for a refund. It's not like it's the first time or two. If you want a refund, go ahead and get one."”
Li Yunfan gave Sun Yue a hint. Sun Yue instantly understood and quickly reached out to pull Li Yunfan.
"Don't talk nonsense!"
Li Yunfan said,"Don't stop me. If they want to refund the ticket, just do it. It's not our business anyway."
Puchi…
The first audience member laughed, and the rest of the audience members followed suit.
Sun Yue couldn't help but laugh.
Pulling Li Yunfan, Li Yunfan said,"Why are you pulling me? I didn't say anything wrong.：”
"If you keep talking, your master will beat you up," Sun Yue teased.”
Li Yunfan snorted and said," Then let's beat them up. Anyway, in the past few years, there have been more than one or two news of Deyun Society beating people up. Do I still need this beating?"”
The audience was speechless.
Backstage, Old Guo and Yu Qian subconsciously gave a thumbs up. A few of their fellow disciples also came over and listened to Li Yunfan's control of the scene.
As Deyun Society became more and more popular, negative news naturally increased. The matter of beating people was naturally spread by Guo Degang some time ago. Today, it was brought up by Li Yunfan.
But now that it was mentioned, everyone felt that it was not a black spot, but a rather amusing meme.
Moreover, it also indirectly told the audience that Deyun Society was not an ordinary place.
You guys have to be careful.
Li Yunfan saw that the situation was under control and said,"Are you guys still going to refund the tickets?"
No one dared to speak. At this time, a girl whispered,"Refund!"
Li Yunfan looked at the girl and said,"Are you serious?"”
"Ah…I…I'm serious!"
Li Yunfan looked at the girl in the front row and said,"Alright then, you can refund the ticket."
The girl stood up. If you say refund, then I'll refund it. I'll see what you can do then.
This great aunt was really not afraid of this.
"Right, big sister, let me tell you, the refund counter isn't at the ticket counter."”
The girl stopped in her tracks and looked at Li Yunfan. Li Yunfan smiled and said,"The refund counter is in afghana."
What the hell?
Everyone was dumbfounded.
Was Deyun Society so powerful now?
Li Yunfan said," Our slogan is: Buy tickets to Deyun and refund tickets to afghanistani. If you want to, go directly. No one will stop you."”
Hahaha…The entire room burst into laughter.
"I can't take it anymore. I can't take it anymore."
" This newcomer is not bad. His control over the scene is top-notch."
"Yeah, it's not bad. It's quite fun to listen to.”
The girl also sat down again. At this moment, this girl decided to be Li Yunfan's fan.
Li Yunfan had given her a way out and was still able to make her laugh. Suddenly, she felt ashamed. Her previous actions were too impulsive.
Seeing the girl sit down, Li Yunfan said," Alright, I'm just joking with everyone. Don't mind it. After all, everyone spent money to listen to crosstalk. We have to do crosstalk too, right?"
Sun Yue: Yes.
Li Yunfan continued,"As the national essence, I feel that crosstalk itself is a very high-class thing. However, when it comes to this national essence, I think of something new."
Sun Yue: What?
Li Yunfan said, Walnuts.
Phew…
Li Yunfan,"This walnut…"
Sun Yue: Stop, stop, what walnuts? When did walnuts become the national treasure?
Li Yunfan: " It's that thing in your hand. I see a lot of people playing with it."
Sun Yue said,"That's called literary play, and literary play is the quintessence of Chinese culture."
Li Yunfan: Is that a walnut?
Sun Yue: Yes…Yes.
The audience was smiling as they followed Li Yunfan's rhythm. They wanted to hear what the follow-up to this crosstalk would be.
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