The number of people gradually increased. Previously, the number of people on De Yun Pavilion's side was more than two million, but now it had directly become 1.5 million. 500,000 people had run away, and there was no return. In other words, these audience members were directly held back by Li Yunfan.
As for Li Yunfan's side, he was even calmer. He handled it more perfectly. The number of people was at one million. It didn't increase, but it didn't decrease either. Moreover, the activity level was very high.
The bullet comments flew wildly, and the gifts were also flying wildly.
Li Yunfan held the microphone and said," Everyone knows who I am. Actually, I like singing. Really, I like songs more."
This was the beginning of crosstalk. Everyone knew that the previous performance was just an appetizer. Now, it was the real show.
[Qi Lin loves to sing.]
Li Yunfan: " Since I was young, I've always liked to research. Today, I'll sing a song. Guess what?"
Qi Lin said,"Aiyo, if you didn't use this Pinyin, I would have understood."
Conjecture guessing was a type of old crosstalk. This was something commonly used in honest crosstalk, but it was perfectly integrated by Li Yunfan. Young Master Ma directly got a stool and sat quietly.
He actually had the feeling of watching his father perform crosstalk when he was young.
Ma Sanli was a famous crosstalk performer, not to mention that Young Master Ma had dedicated his entire life to crosstalk.
Li Yunfan: I'll let you guess.
What was Qi Lin?
Li Yunfan: Who sang what song?
[Qi Lin: No problem.]
Li Yunfan cleared his throat and began to sing.
"Don't try to guess a girl's thoughts. You won't understand no matter how hard you try.
That posture, that look, it vividly portrayed the word 'slut'.
Qi Lin quickly stopped him and said," Alright, alright, alright. Don't guess what a girl is thinking. The first sentence is enough."
Li Yunfan,"You're awesome."
Qi Lin said,"It's not difficult. It's fine."
Li Yunfan: Then I'll change the song.
Qi Lin nodded and said,"Okay, let's change."
[Li Yunfan: When you are old and can't walk, doze by the fire…]
Her voice was very pleasant, and it was no longer that cheap voice. It was the fleshy voice of a crosstalk performer, and it was purely singing. However, the audience below the stage actually had a feeling that it was not bad.
"Aiyo, did I hear wrongly? Why did it sound so good?
"Yeah, I think it's quite interesting too. It seems to be really fun.，”
"No, just from singing alone, everything seems to be right. Moreover, it's very tasteful.”：
Qi Lin,"You've gone far, haven't you?"
The more Li Yunfan sang, the happier he became. Qi Lin tried to pull him back a few times, but he couldn't stop him. In the end, he was very embarrassed and could only stop him.
Li Yunfan: Alright, let's continue guessing.
Qi Lin,"You've already sung it out loud. You're old."
Li Yunfan widened his eyes in disbelief. He pointed at Qi Lin and said,"Aiyo, you're a cultured person. You actually guessed it? Was he that powerful? You can."
Damn, hahaha.
Originally, this joke wasn't that funny, and this joke wasn't that funny either. However, after Li Yunfan's performance, everyone couldn't help but laugh.
Is it a new baggage? It was a new song because it was a new song, but the way of the song was old. Guessing the song and making some random mistakes were all fine.
However, what he wanted to study was the foundation of acting.
The more Li Yunfan praised Qi Lin, the more Qi Lin felt that something was wrong.
Qi Lin,[Why do I feel like you're talking about me?]
Li Yunfan: " No, I'm complimenting you. Since that's the case, I'll give you a difficult question. Did I promise you too much, or did I not give you enough?"
[Qi Lin: I know. I might have promised you too much.]
Li Yunfan:
Qi Lin started to scratch his head.
Qi Lin,"I don't want to cooperate anymore."
Li Yunfan was stunned. He turned around and looked at Qi Lin."You're the sidekick."
"But I know."
Li Yunfan looked at Qi Lin,"Do you know?"
Qi Lin thought,"Do I know or…Pfft."、
In the end, the two of them laughed out loud. The script didn't match. The two of them couldn't help but laugh out loud. The audience below the stage was puzzled at first, but now they realized that there was a mistake.
Hahaha, when you perform crosstalk, there might not be anything wrong with following the rules, but it won't be particularly attractive either. However, if your performance fails or you make a mistake, the audience will be very happy.
The two of them smiled awkwardly, and then the audience was unwilling.，
Chen Tianjiao rebuked the sisters beside him. The sisters said directly,"We want a refund."
The two of them instantly stopped laughing. Li Yunfan looked at the girl and said,"What did you say? Refund?"
"Yes, refund."
"Then retreat. Why are you talking to me?”
Aiyo, the girl was also stubborn. She said,“|So what? You didn't even remember the lines. You'll definitely get a refund.”
Li Yunfan looked at her seriously for a long time. He noticed the smile in the girl's eyes and understood that she was digging.
"Then how much do you think I'm worth?" Li Yunfan asked.”
The girl thought for a moment and said,"Five hundred!"
Qi Lin,"What?"
At this moment, the audience began to jeer.
"Five."
Aiyo, f * ck me.
Li Yunfan and Qi Lin looked over at the same time.
Li Yunfan said," Five yuan is too much. It's not even enough to buy a bowl of noodles. Five yuan is definitely not enough."”
Qi Lin:
Li Yunfan,"It's at least 5.50 yuan."
Hahaha, this sudden coquettishness hurt my waist.
"Five points!"
Aiyo, Li Yunfan was stunned on the spot. He looked into the distance and said,"Brother, don't be like this.”
"I'm fine."
Everyone burst into laughter.
Li Yunfan held the microphone and said," Alright, let's continue with the crosstalk. Come, I'll sing another song. You guess."”
Qi Lin,"You really want me to guess?"
Li Yunfan: " Yeah, why? Do you think it's difficult?"
Qi Lin,"It's not that difficult."
Li Yunfan: " But, you have to know that this song was actually sung by Celery."
Qi Lin,"Who?"
Li Yunfan: Celery.
"Cai Qin," Qi Lin said.
Li Yunfan: " Aiyo, my memory is bad. Sorry, sorry. I'll sing then."
Qi Lin,"Okay, you do it then."
Li Yunfan cleared his throat and sang,"Who is it…"
"It's me."
One of the audience members suddenly shouted.
Li Yunfan and Qi Lin looked over at the same time, and everyone burst into laughter.
In the end, the next action caused the entire audience to burst into laughter again.
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