Tidas went on stage again with a faint smile on his face.
As soon as he appeared, the lights instantly fell on him. Even the cameras were all focused on him.
Screams could be heard from below the stage.
"Tidas!"
"Tidas!"
"Tidas!"
……
With a smile on his face, Tidas walked to the center of the stage and bowed gently to all the audience.
At this point, it was time to start.
Just as everyone thought that Tidas was going to sing, he stopped and pondered for a long time before saying,"After the last performance, I have gained a new understanding of crosstalk. As everyone knows, crosstalk has its basics. Speaking, learning, teasing, and singing are the four subjects that everyone will study in their own fields. I am no exception. As a funny guy, just singing can't do much. As a crosstalk actor, my strength will make outsiders think that we are trying to win the hearts of the people.| pet|。”
"In order to present a better program to everyone, as well as the friends who are watching the live broadcast, I have decided to first perform the basics of crosstalk. If everyone is not satisfied, I will sing for everyone.”
"I guarantee that after you hear my crosstalk, you won't want to hear me sing anymore.”
Although the audience was all here for the song of the fifth ring, as a crosstalk actor, Tidas could not put the cart before the horse.
Others might not want to hear it, but he had to say it.
With Tidas's guarantee, even if the audience had some doubts, they were all covered by curiosity. Even director Wang Gang frowned slightly. He thought that Tidas would sing the song of the fifth circle again, but he did not expect that he would actually give up such a chance to become popular.
"This kid is really wasting a lot of resources. If he's willing to sing the song of the fifth circle, I can guarantee that he can become a C-list celebrity in one fell swoop.”
In the audience not far away, there was a woman who frowned slightly. She stared in Tidas's direction and said disdainfully,"Is it the end of the road? Are you trying to collect evidence of me lip-syncing you? No matter what, as long as you say the word, I will record the entire process. I don't believe that your crosstalk can be better than your master, Teacher Guo.”
Guo De and Yu Jian were sitting backstage.
"Not bad. This child has grown up and hasn't forgotten his roots. He's a good seedling.”Yu Jian was gratified.
"Humph! He still knew the severity of the situation. He just didn't know if his basic skills had been neglected in the past three years. Don't embarrass him on stage.”Guo De coldly snorted.
"Old Guo, you're already so old, but you're still so stubborn. You've already let him go on stage, which means that you've long let it go in your heart. You just didn't say it out loud.”
"Even so, he has to walk the right path, the right path. Otherwise, I'll lock him up in a small black room.”
……
On the stage.
Tidas cleared his throat and slowly said,"The four basic skills are to learn how to sing, to say, to be able to say tongue twisters, to be able to recite poems, to count the treasures, and so on.”
"Learn, learn the dialect of each province, all kinds of local operas, folk arts, pop songs, the shouting of big and small businesses, learn ventriloquism, etc.”
"He's funny. He can say one-sided, he can make a funny guy, he can hold a funny guy, he can be intimate, he can act like a double act (front face, back body), and so on.”
"Sing, you know how to sing the lyrics of peace.”
"And today, I'll give everyone a lesson about this basic skill and the name of the dish.”
Saying the name of the dish was the most basic skill in speaking.
Basically, all crosstalk actors knew how to do it.
However, learning skills was about being fine, not about having many.
Before he could say anything, Tidas heard the audience's mocking laughter."Tidas, why don't you sing? In the entire crosstalk world, only your master, Teacher Guo, can name more than 30 dishes in one go.”
"That's right. Mr. Goldstone has accumulated so many years of experience. Tidas, how old are you?”
"Haha! I don't believe that you can really be stronger than your master. If you can name twenty, I'll admit that you're really awesome.”
"Singing is your way out. Crosstalk is just a side job for you. If you don't do it well, you might be laughed at by everyone.”
……
Tidas did not take the audience's words to heart.
It was precisely because everyone did not believe him that he wanted to show off.
As for the name of the dish, it was the ability Tidas had obtained from the lottery last night.
According to the system sprite's analysis, this was Tidas's first step towards becoming a crosstalk master.
This was also why Tidas would say the name of the dish.
"Now, let me tell you the names of the dishes.”
Before Tidas could finish speaking, a wave of sighs came from below, but this did not affect his performance. He said as if no one was around," There are steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, braised chicken, preserved meat, pine flower tripe, dried meat, sausages, mixed Su plate, smoked chicken white tripe, steamed eight treasure pig, glutinous rice duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, braised dish, braised goose, pheasant, rabbit breast, vegetable python..."
It was a traditional crosstalk.
It was quickly spat out from Tidas 'mouth.
It was extremely fast, like a machine gun.
The people who were mocking him at first couldn't help but shut their mouths.| Ba.
This was because in just a few seconds, Tidas had already said more than 20 names.
One had to know that Tidas's master, Guo De, was a master figure in the crosstalk world, but he could only name thirty-five.
However, looking at Tidas's formation, he was still at ease.
Then, he continued to speak.
The entire place was in an uproar.
Thirty!
The audience could not help but exclaim.
"Oh my God, this Tidas is too awesome. He really went all the way to 30.”
"How did he learn his unique skill?”
"In the entire crosstalk world, there are only a handful of people who can do this. They are all great masters of their respective regions and enjoy a very high status in the crosstalk world.”
"No, he's already thirty-two, but he's still reporting!”
……
Tidas only stopped when there were thirty-four of them.
"Stewed duck strips, stir-fried duck shreds, yellow heart tube, braised white eel, braised eel. I'm sorry, but a bowl of rice is enough for me!”
One bowl of rice is enough for me!
"Hahaha ~"
Thunderous applause and laughter rang out from the audience.
Everyone was amused by Tidas's humor.
In fact, she had even forgotten for a moment that he had just said 34 dishes in one breath.
"He just named thirty-four dishes.”Finally, the audience reacted.
34?
What kind of number was this?
He could be said to be the master of crosstalk.
The famous crosstalk actor, Guo De, was called a master by the audience. His ability to speak was unparalleled, but he only managed to do 35.
As for Tidas, he actually reported 34.
It was unbelievable.
"I take back what I said to you before. You're too amazing. However, in order to make up for blaming you wrongly, I'll help you post this video online.”In the audience stands, a young girl revealed a sly smile and whispered,""With this video, my big V account will have tens of thousands of fans.”
The director of the camera crew, Wang Gang, also had a happy expression on his face.| Ba was tall and his arms were trembling a little, especially his eyes. They were emitting a green light as he stared fixedly at Tidas. From the looks of it, he wanted nothing more than to eat him up.
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