"People in their middle age have no choice but to soak in a thermos cup. I advise everyone to take care of their health.”Lin Yunxing spoke clearly.
Sun Yue said," If you ask me, this Chinese wolfberries can't resist the urge of time. We have to add Angelica to it."”
"Angelica can't block the Blade of Time, ginseng antler soaked in small heat.”Lin Yunxing continued.
"Ginseng and deer antler don't matter if you're full, you still need the kidney and kidney."”
" Huiyuan Kidney Treasure isn't tasty enough…" Lin Yunxing said.
At this point, the audience below the stage could not help but burst into laughter.
These few lines were simply amazing. Who made up these jingles? Not only did they rhyme, but the content was even more interesting.
Many of the female audience members blushed. Lin Yunxing's words were a little dirty.
However, they did not expect the following two sentences to be even dirtier!
"The cow and deer are a little crazy. They still have to eat Huang Shang Huang.”
"Brilliant as a wall, divine oil like a lone wolf.”
After Lin Yunxing finished reading the last two sentences, the audience below the stage suddenly became happy.
"Phew ~~~"
The audience gasped, finding the story very interesting. The female audience members, on the other hand, covered their faces with their hands as they blushed.
What Huiyuan Kidney Treasure? They blushed, indicating that they did not understand a single word.
"This joke is too dirty, hahaha, but I like it. I want to remember it and flirt with girls in the future.”
"I didn't expect you to be like this, Lin Yunxing!”
"As a female fan of Lin Yunxing, I just want to say that I still want to hear such a joke!”
Lin Yunxing had already attracted everyone's attention by shaking two bags.
These two baggage were very loud and set off the atmosphere of the scene very well.
"Hahaha, I'm going to die laughing in Deyun Society today!”
"It's getting dirtier and dirtier, but why do I still want to hear it?”
"Look, Teacher Yu Qian's face is green. Haha.”
Sure enough, Yu Qian's face darkened. He pointed at Lin Yunxing with a trembling finger. His angry expression made the audience even happier.
Of course, Yu Qian was just acting. He was extremely skilled in the field of supporting characters. His reaction speed was extremely fast, and his acting skills were even better.
When the audience saw Yu Qian's expression, they were even happier.
After several bags rang, Lin Yunxing finally got to the main topic.
This kind of joke before the opening was known as 'filling up the story', in the professional terms of crosstalk.
The so-called " cushion " was to say this part before the opening to adjust the audience's atmosphere. At the same time, it would not appear to be forced to start the crosstalk directly. Otherwise, it would seem very stiff when it came to crosstalk.
This was also very particular.
In crosstalk, the baggage was not used casually. It was important to lay it flat and steady, and to flip it three times and shake it four times.
Lin Yunxing's performance was quite good.
Now that he had finished his words, it was time to get to work.
Only then did Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue get down to business and perform a traditional crosstalk.
Although most of the traditional crosstalk was old jokes, Lin Yunxing's basic skills were solid. In addition, Sun Yue's ability to be a sidekick was outstanding. The two of them made the audience burst into laughter.
Yu Qian sat below the stage and watched this scene. He also nodded to himself.
"Lin Yunxing really put in a lot of effort. His crosstalk has been getting better and better recently.”Yu Qian muttered to himself.
Although Yu Qian was a funny guy, his crosstalk level was definitely extremely high.
He could see Lin Yunxing's progress at a glance.
Compared to a few days ago, Lin Yunxing had improved even more.
This wasn't just because of the system, but also the result of Lin Yunxing's continuous training in the background these past few days.
Although Lin Yunxing's ability to perform crosstalk had become stronger thanks to the system, Lin Yunxing had also been strengthening his practice these days.
Because Lin Yunxing knew very well that crosstalk could only get better and better through constant tempering.
Therefore, Yu Qian could clearly feel Lin Yunxing's progress. During this period of time, Lin Yunxing had indeed made a qualitative breakthrough.
Yu Qian was very happy.
After a long time, Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue finished their crosstalk.
Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue bowed on the stage and prepared to leave.
However, the audience was unhappy.
As Lin Yunxing became more famous, many audience members bought tickets for Lin Yunxing and specially came to listen to his crosstalk.
Just like Lin Yunxing's female fans, some even bought plane tickets and flew thousands of miles to Beijing just to listen to his crosstalk.
Of course, it could also be because of his good looks.
Seeing that Lin Yunxing was about to get off the stage after finishing the crosstalk, the audience couldn't stand it.
"One more, one more!"
"Lin Yunxing, tell us more, we still want to hear it!”
"How about 'Singing the Song of the Five Rings' too?”
"That's right, don't run!"
The audience shouted loudly.
Lin Yunxing couldn't resist the enthusiasm of the audience, so she stayed on stage.
Lin Yunxing didn't want to disappoint the audience.
"Then let's play a song." Lin Yunxing said.
The audience cheered, and many of them were clamoring for Lin Yunxing to sing "Song of the Five Rings."
"No, no, no. I've been singing 'Song of the Five Rings' for the past two days. Let's change to a new one today.”Lin Yunxing said.
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