On the stage, Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue continued their crosstalk.
Lin Yunxing said," We're praising you this time. Actually, I know that Teacher Sun Yue has a warm-hearted heart. You're always the first to lend a helping hand when others are in trouble.”
"You're too polite." Sun Yue was delighted to hear that.
"Last time, a neighbor's child went missing, and it was you who took the initiative to look for him."”
"Yes, there is such a thing." Sun Yue nodded.
"There was another time when you went to the hospital as a volunteer and volunteered to help the hospital and the patients."”
"En, just help out. It's a small matter.”
"What a warm-hearted person." Lin Yunxing gave him a thumbs up. You've become familiar with the hospital over time. Later on, there was a time when the urine test machine in the hospital broke down. Do you still remember?”
"Is the urine test machine broken?" Sun Yue was puzzled.
Lin Yunxing continued," Yes, the urine test was broken. The hospital asked you to help, and you went without saying anything."”
"The urine test in the hospital is broken. What's going on if I go?”Sun Yue felt that something was wrong.
"Yes, the urine test is broken, so I can only ask you to help."”
Some of the audience had already reacted. They held back their laughter and almost couldn't hold it in.
Especially Guo Degang, who almost laughed out loud.
As the host, Guo Degang couldn't make a sound in this concert. His face turned red.
"What can I do for you?" Sun Yue was even more puzzled.
"The hospital asked you to be a urine tester for the patient."”
Sun Yue raised her voice and glared at him."After all this trouble, you want me to drink urine again!”
"No, this is called a urine test." Lin Yunxing said seriously.
As she spoke, Lin Yunxing gestured and said,"This is still warm. You can taste it carefully cup by cup.”
Lin Yunxing's right hand made a gesture of holding a cup, which was very vivid.
"I still have to drink urine after all this," Sun Yue said angrily.”
"How can this be drinking urine? This is serving the people!" Lin Yunxing said. Look at this cup of urine. After you finish it, tell the hospital the results: This patient had diabetes, so he had to control his diet in the future.”
"Never heard of it!" Sun Yue waved her hands.”
Ever since Lin Yunxing mentioned this burden, the audience had almost gone crazy with laughter.
The laughter never stopped.
After a long time, Sun Yue still had to drink urine.
This trick was too deep!
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard that my abs are about to pop out.”
"I'm laughing so hard that I peed my pants. I'm afraid I'll remember the joke about diabetes for the rest of my life.”
"Although it's a little tacky, it's really funny.”
"I wanted to feel sorry for Sun Yue, but now I just want to laugh.”
The audience couldn't stop lamenting, and the viewers in front of the live broadcast didn't stop commenting.
"You're always peeing, can't you say something more elegant?"”
Lin Yunxing continued," Alright, let's not talk about this. Let's change it to something else. Teacher Sun Yue, what do you like to drink?"”
"I, I like orange juice." Sun Yue thought for a moment and said.
" It's better than mentioning Cheng to me," Lin Yunxing said." It makes me angry."”
"What's wrong with you? Why are you fighting with fruits?”Sun Yue was puzzled.
"You, I can tell that you have no knowledge."”
"What's wrong? How am I not knowledgeable?"
"Cheng is a scumbag in the fruit industry," Lin Yunxing said.”
Sun Yue was even more confused." Wait, wait a minute. How is Cheng a scumbag?"”
Lin Yunxing picked up the folding fan and began to point out,"Let me share a piece of cold knowledge with everyone.”
"Please speak."
"Orange is a fruit breed that is a hybrid of mandarin and pomelo."”
"Oh?" There's still such a thing."
Lin Yunxing nodded." That's right. After that, the grapefruit and the orange produced the lime."”
"Wow, this Cheng is really something," Sun Yue said.”
"Orange and mandarin have produced mandarin oranges," Lin Yunxing continued.”
"An orange and a grapefruit produced a grapefruit.”
" In the end, the orange and the lime produced lemons…"
"Wow, that's amazing!" Sun Yue exclaimed.”
The audience exclaimed.
Lin Yunxing clapped her hands and said," Look, Cheng is the scumbag of fruits."”
"That makes sense." Sun Yue nodded.”
The audience nodded repeatedly, feeling that it was interesting while being explained.
In just a short while, all the audience members were attracted by Lin Yunxing's crosstalk.
Lin Yunxing's crosstalk was really good. It was too amazing.
Those who said they didn't like crosstalk earlier were all listening with relish and smiles on their faces.
……
At this moment, backstage at Shanghai's Dragon TV.
The director and assistant director had been observing the program's statistics.
Happy Comedian was a variety show that Dragon TV valued the most.
It would start airing at 9 pm every night, and the viewership ratings had always been good.
According to the routine of the show, the staff would report the viewership ratings of the show to the director in real time.
Generally speaking, the viewership ratings of The Comedian hovered between 2.5% and 3%. This viewership rating was already one of the best, and could compete with ace shows like Mango TV's "Everyday Upwards" in viewership ratings.
"Director Wang, after Lin Yunxing's group appeared, our viewership ratings dropped. Currently, it's around 2.2%.”The program staff reported to the director.
The director nodded. He had already expected this situation.
Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue's comedy team was indeed not very popular, so it was normal for the viewership ratings to drop.
If it weren't for Guo Degang, the director wouldn't have given Lin Yunxing the spot to challenge the studio.
"It's fine, we'll just wait for Lin Yunxing and the others to finish their performance."”
Less than two minutes after Director Wang finished speaking.
At this moment, the program staff's pleasantly surprised voice sounded in his earpiece."Director Wang, our show's viewership ratings have risen. Not only has it risen, but it has also broken through! Lin Yunxing's group had performed very well on stage just now, and the viewership ratings had now broken through 3.2%!
"What?" Director Wang stood up immediately, looking a little excited.
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