Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue's crosstalk continued.
"I was just joking." Lin Yunxing shook her head. Actually, your child was born normally.”
"That's right." Sun Yue nodded.
"Your child is so cute. He has big eyes, a small mouth, and tender skin."”
Sun Yue smiled." Yes, all children are like this. They have good skin."”
"Yes, like me," Lin Yunxing said.
Sun Yue coughed.”
Sun Yue was a little afraid of Lin Yunxing.
This guy was simply sparing no effort to slander him.
"Joke, this is all a joke," Lin Yunxing said. This child was good-looking. It was time to give him a name.”
"Yes, you have to be particular about the name.”Sun Yue nodded.
Lin Yunxing put on an act and took out a dictionary.""Teacher Sun Yue is a cultured person. Take a look at the dictionary and prepare to give the child a good name.”
"That's because the name has to be particular," said Sun Yue.”
"You thought about it for a long time in the dictionary and came up with a name."”
"What's your name?"
"Her name is Lin Xiaobei," Lin Yunxing said.
Sun Yue was speechless.
The audience below the stage could not help but burst into laughter again.
"Sun Yue's son is called Lin Xiaobei.”
" Hahaha, Lin Yunxing is really a crosstalk genius…" The audience laughed evilly.
"Wait a minute, what's my son's name?"”
"Lin Xiaobei."
"My son has your surname?" Sun Yue said angrily.”
"This is normal."”
"How is it normal?" Sun Yue asked angrily. Oh, is it normal for my son to have your surname?”
Lin Yunxing pointed his folding fan at Guo Degang, who was sitting not far away, and said,""You can ask my master if this is normal.”
"Why are you asking your master?" Sun Yue said angrily.
Guo Degang was also a little puzzled.
"Two days ago, I, Yu Qian, also gave birth to a son named Guo Dabao," said Lin Yunxing with a smile.”
"Pfft."
Only then did the audience below the stage react. They could not hold it in anymore and laughed again.
The audience couldn't stop laughing.
Lin Yunxing was simply the king of tricks.
This had tricked Yu Qian again.
"Hahaha, Yu Qian's son is called Guo Dabao, and Sun Yue's son is called Lin Xiaobei!”
"I'm dying of laughter. Teacher Yu is being attacked.”
"Teacher Yu is sitting at home, green comes from the sky.”
The audience and the bullet screen were laughing like crazy.
Especially the bullet comments, they became even more 'eco-friendly'. The screen was almost filled with green words, and the scene was quite spectacular.
Guo Degang almost lost his composure. He shrugged his shoulders, and it was very difficult for him to hold it in.
Lin Yunxing was really too bad. When he saw their script, there was no such part.
This kid seemed to be a cheat. His level was extremely high.
Guo Degang's face was flushed red as he tried to hold back his laughter.
" That's why Yu Qian's son is called Guo Dabao," Lin Yunxing said matter-of-factly." Sun Yue's son is called Lin Xiaobei. There's nothing wrong with that."”
"I'm speechless."”
The audience laughed again.
Lin Yunxing was really a genius at logic. He had tricked Sun Yue again.
Lin Yunxing continued," Later on, Lin Xiaobei looked more and more like me. She was smart since she was a child. She could speak before she was even a year old."”
"I went to your house once, and he greeted me as soon as he saw me.”Lin Yunxing smiled.
"What did he call you?"”
"He called me father!" Lin Yunxing said.”
"Go to hell!" Sun Yue and Lin Yunxing.
The crosstalk ended here.
Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue bowed and left the stage.
The crosstalk ended.
At this moment, the entire stadium was cheering.
Some of the excited audience members even stood up and clapped wildly.
The audience was in an uproar.
The viewers in the live stream room were also spamming the bullet comments like crazy.
The applause, screams, and cheers were like a volcanic eruption, and they even wanted to tear the roof of the recording hall off.
Lin Yunxing's crosstalk was full of jokes. One joke after another made people laugh heartily.
Sun Yue drinking urine, Yu Qian's son Guo Dabao, these were all classic memes.
More importantly, on the stage of 'The Comedian', although many of the comedy skits were funny, they were also very emotional.
Lin Yunxing was different. He was just a joke that made people laugh endlessly.
The audience was still reminiscing after the crosstalk ended.
At the same time, a portion of the audience realized that they had been completely slapped in the face.
"This crosstalk is really too funny. F * ck, so crosstalk is so funny.”
"Yes, yes, I was shocked.”
"My husband is indeed the best. He will definitely be in the top three this time!”
"In my heart, this work is number one.”
"What about those people who said they didn't want to listen to crosstalk? Where did he go?"
"I, Wang Jingze, don't listen to crosstalk. Even if I starve to death today and jump down from here, I won't listen to crosstalk. Mmm, it smells so good!"
The audience discussed animatedly. They all had a huge change in their opinion of Lin Yunxing and crosstalk.
Outsiders watched the show, while insiders watched the show.
Guo Degang knew that Lin Yunxing was cheating, and the difficulty was not ordinary.
The key was that Lin Yunxing's divinations were top-notch, enough to show his deep foundation in crosstalk.
He could see Lin Yunxing's progress in the past few days.
The more Guo Degang looked at Lin Yunxing, the more surprised he was. This kid was able to control himself freely on stage, and his performance was getting better and better.
Guo Degang was also very satisfied with Lin Yunxing.
It could even be said that Lin Yunxing had given him a great surprise.
Lin Yunxing's performance this time could be said to be perfect.
Guo Degang walked up to the stage and said," Then, the next round is the voting segment. Let's invite all six groups of comics to come on stage.”
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