Everyone's eyes were on him, and the lights gathered.
Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue went on stage and attracted the attention of the audience. Many of them had been waiting for this moment.
Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue went on stage and bowed. After reading the opening remarks, Lin Yunxing said,"Today, the two of us will go on stage and perform a crosstalk for everyone.”
"Yes," said Sun Yue.
The audience listened attentively, looking interested as they waited for the crosstalk to begin.
"Actually, on this stage, my heart aches the most for my master."”
"Why?" Sun Yue asked.
Lin Yunxing said," My master is so tired. Look at how he's speaking his lines on this stage. He gets thirsty easily. Once he gets off the stage, he has to rest the day after tomorrow and drink a lot of water to moisten his throat."”
"That's true." Sun Yue nodded.
The director gave Guo Degang a timely shot.
Guo Degang looked gratified, expressing that he was very touched by his disciple's concern.
Lin Yunxing continued," And it was our turn to be the fifth to go on stage. The audience was tired after watching so many programs. Some of them went to the toilet to pee.”
"Yeah, that's true." Sun Yue said.
"So this time is reserved for the audience to pee and for my master to drink water," said Lin Yunxing.”
"Pfft."
The audience burst into laughter, and then Guo Degang's face suddenly darkened. He pointed at Lin Yunxing in a bad mood.
This bad boy was using him to ruin his fortune again.
"You're too mean. Isn't this saying that your master drinks urine?”Sun Yue said.
"That's right, my master likes to drink warm water."”
"Pfft, hahaha."
Everyone below the stage laughed loudly. Everyone felt that Lin Yunxing was really too mischievous.
"You can't say that," Sun Yue said."Look at your master's face.”
"Little Black and Fatty are black to begin with.”
"But you can't always talk about your master," Sun Yue said.”
Lin Yunxing nodded. Let's talk about something else. Before I came to this comedy, I was not in good health. I kept coughing and catching a cold.”
"Then go to the hospital if you're sick," Sun Yue said.”
Lin Yunxing nodded." Yes, I saw that my body was not good, so I didn't dare to be careless. I immediately went to the pharmacy downstairs to buy medicine."”
"When I arrived at the pharmacy, I suddenly forgot the name of the medicine I wanted to buy, so I asked the pharmacy owner."”
"What did the boss say?"
"The boss is an old man. I've been selling medicine for thirty years. You only need to tell me the two words in the medicine and I'll know what medicine it is.”
"Then hurry up and tell the boss," Sun Yue said.”
"I did, but the moment I said those two words, the boss was stunned." Lin Yunxing said.”
"What are you talking about?" Sun Yue asked curiously.”
"A capsule," Lin Yunxing said seriously.”
The audience below the stage laughed. Lin Yunxing was really a little mischievous.
"It would be strange if the boss knew." Sun Yue was speechless.”
"Yeah, and then the boss kicked me out." Lin Yunxing said gloomily.”
"Then you asked for it." Sun Yue said.
Lin Yunxing looked bitter." I thought,'Forget it. If my body isn't good, I'll go exercise.' So, I went to the gym.”
"You should exercise well," Sun Yue said.”
"I went to the gym and ordered the most expensive private training class. A muscular coach came to guide me in training," said Lin Yunxing.”
"That's not bad," Sun Yue said."Train your body well."”
"The coach told me to do push-ups, but I couldn't hold on after doing two." This push-up is too tiring. I can't stand it. Hurry up and refund the money!”
"You want a refund?" Sun Yue was stunned.”
"Of course, you can't pay for nothing." I went to the coach to get a refund."
Lin Yunxing continued," That coach is 1.9 meters tall and muscular. He looks very impressive.”
"Then you still dare to ask him for a refund?" Sun Yue asked curiously. Aren't you afraid of being beaten up?"
Lin Yunxing shook her head." I'm not afraid at all. In fact, these gym coaches eat all kinds of protein to build muscle." These muscles looked very strong, but in fact, they were useless. They were all weak.”
"Oh, I see." Sun Yue suddenly understood.
"That's right," Lin Yunxing said,"so I pretended to be brave and rushed up to him to reason with him. Later, the two of us fought because of this."”
Sun Yue was surprised." They actually started fighting. You definitely can't beat them."”
Lin Yunxing shook her head." Didn't I already say that his muscles are all weak? Although I don't have that big muscle, it's not a problem for me to deal with him. Moreover, I know how to strike acupoints!"”
"You know kung fu?" Sun Yue asked curiously.”
"That's right. My acupoints are at the pinnacle of perfection." Lin Yunxing nodded. Let me demonstrate it to everyone."
The audience's interest was immediately piqued. They all stared at Lin Yunxing and watched his movements.
Lin Yunxing raised his hands and placed them on the bridge of his nose."The first form of acupoint pressing, squeeze and press on the Qingming acupoint.”
Puff.
The audience burst into laughter.
What the f * ck was this acupuncture? This was clearly eye exercises!
Then, Lin Yunxing put on a serious face and moved her hands again. She placed them on both sides of her head."The second form of the acupoint strike, press your temples and scrape your eyes.”
The audience couldn't stop laughing and shrugged their shoulders. After all, Lin Yunxing was talking about this acupuncture point.
" You're doing eye exercises," Sun Yue complained helplessly." Many primary school students are better than you."”
Lin Yunxing waved her hand." That's not the main point. The main point is that I used this acupuncture technique to fight with a fitness coach."”
"In the end, you won?" Sun Yue asked curiously.
"In less than five seconds, he knelt on the ground and pinched my philtrum, begging me not to die."”
The audience was stunned at first, then laughed out loud.
Lin Yunxing's turn was too fast.
The audience clapped happily and then sighed.
"Phew ~~~" The audience gasped.
"Then you're miserable enough." Sun Yue sighed.”
The audience applauded endlessly, feeling that Lin Yunxing's crosstalk was too interesting.
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