Lin Yunxing tricked Sun Yue again.
"Go to hell," Sun Yue said angrily."There's no such thing."”
"I'm just joking," Lin Yunxing said with a smile.”
"That's more like it." Sun Yue nodded.”
Lin Yunxing reacted very quickly." Look at Sun Yue's physique. If she really ate cow dung, how much would she eat? I can't afford to raise her."”
Sun Yue glared at him.”
"It's all a joke. I'm praising you now."”
"Come on, you don't say anything nice," Sun Yue said angrily.”
"This Sun Yue beside me, Teacher Sun, has been working ever since he graduated from high school," Lin Yunxing said.”
"Yes." Sun Yue nodded. What Lin Yunxing said was true.
"I'm an animal at the Yanjing zoo," Lin Yunxing said.”
The audience chuckled.
Sun Yue pulled Lin Yunxing back." Wait a minute. What are you talking about? What do you mean by being an animal in Yanjing's zoo?"”
Lin Yunxing waved her hand." It's a slip of the tongue. You're raising animals in the zoo."”
"That's more like it."
"It's true that Sun Yue is raising elephants in the zoo," Lin Yunxing said.”
The audience exclaimed. Many of them didn't know Sun Yue had such a past.
"That's right," Sun Yue nodded.
Lin Yunxing was right that Sun Yue used to raise elephants in a zoo.
"Sun Yue raised an elephant for ten years, a full ten years."”
The audience was surprised again. Only then did they know that Sun Yue had such an experience.
Of course, Lin Yunxing exaggerated a part of his experience for the sake of his crosstalk.
"Sun Yue raised an elephant for ten years. The elephant became thinner and thinner, but Sun Yue became fatter and fatter," Lin Yunxing said.”
"What nonsense are you talking about? You make it sound like I'm stealing feed.”Sun Yue said.
The audience burst into laughter.
"I'm not saying that you stole the feed. I'm saying that you're living a carefree life."”
Sun Yue sighed." How is it cool? It's cow dung and elephant feed every day."”
The audience laughed again.
"Sun Yue raised an elephant for many years, then came out to do crosstalk and partner with me," Lin Yunxing said.”
"Not really," Sun Yue said."I'm far from you."”
"You're too humble." However, you're good in everything, except for some bad habits and habits.”
"For example?" Sun Yue said.
"For example, you can't take hardship and your willpower is not good enough.”
"That's true." Sun Yue nodded.”
"Right? Especially when you can't insist on doing crosstalk." When we do crosstalk training, you always can't take it.”
"I have no choice." Sun Yue was helpless.
Lin Yunxing said," I advise you not to do crosstalk. With your talent, if you don't do crosstalk, you would have become famous long ago."”
"Me? Withdraw from De Yun Society?" Sun Yue said.
"Yes, I'm leaving Deyun Society." Lin Yunxing nodded matter-of-factly.”
"Then why should I quit Deyun Society? No, you couldn't have been sent by your master to test me, right?”Sun Yue's expression changed.
The audience laughed.
The director gave Guo Degang another shot at the right time. Guo Degang revealed a meaningful smile.
Sun Yue quickly waved at Guo Degang and said,""Class Head, I, Sun Yue, will not quit Deyun Society. Today, I will bet my 300 pounds of fat meat on Deyun Society.”
Sun Yue had a fawning smile on her face as she began to express her loyalty.
The audience laughed along.
At the same time, Sun Yue gritted her teeth and said,""I'll say something ruthless today. Whoever leaves Deyun Society will be a grandson!”
Puff.
The audience burst into laughter.
Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue's crosstalk was just a plot against Cao Yun and Little He.
Sun Yue's line had a double meaning. It seemed like she was swearing, but in fact, she was scolding Cao Yun and Xiao He, who had quit Deyun Society.
This was also a line written by Lin Yunxing.
Guo Degang understood and couldn't help but smile.
The audience below the stage also burst into laughter. This was the first time Lin Yunxing had responded to Cao Yun on the public stage.
Lin Yunxing was confronting Cao Yun head-on!
Of course, the rebuttal was just right, so that no one could find fault with it.
The audience below the stage understood the meaning of Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue's lines, and they all applauded and laughed.
Lin Yunxing continued her crosstalk." You see, you're just a coward, unlike me. I'm gutsy."”
"Are you bold?" Sun Yue asked.
"Yeah, I'm very brave." Lin Yunxing nodded repeatedly. My current entertainment projects are different from yours.”
"Do you have any entertainment projects?" Sun Yue was puzzled.
"My biggest entertainment now is to buy the cheapest plane ticket." After I bought it, I tore it up and sat in the departure hall, waiting for the voice announcement in the airport hall.”
"What are you waiting for?" Sun Yue was puzzled.
"At this time, the airport lobby will start broadcasting: Mr. Lin Yunxing, please board the plane."
Sun Yue was even more confused." There's nothing wrong with the broadcast. They're urging you to get on the plane."”
"This is the happiest time for me." Lin Yunxing nodded.”
"Why?"
Lin Yunxing smiled evilly." Think about it. He's asking me to ascend to the throne. I haven't even been to the Forbidden City, yet he wants me to ascend to the throne."”
The audience burst into laughter. Only then did they understand that Lin Yunxing's boarding (ascension) was a homonym.
Sun Yue pushed Lin Yunxing.”
Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue's crosstalk was finally over, and the two bowed down from the stage.
Below the stage, the audience immediately stood up and cheered.
The audience applauded enthusiastically, thanking Lin Yunxing and Sun Yue for bringing joy.
Everyone applauded wildly, expressing their love for Lin Yunxing's crosstalk.
This crosstalk was indeed full of funny points. Many parts of it made the audience burst into laughter.
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