After a few words, the originally sleepy listeners seemed to have been injected with chicken blood.
The reaction from the audience was intense, and Guo Lin was getting more and more enthusiastic.
He looked at Yan Hexian and said,"Do you know why I dared to say that I won't see my father if I can't find a wife?"”
"Do you really want to sever ties with him?"”
Guo Lin patted his leg and said,"How can that be!" I said that because I knew that there was a girl next door. I was sure that she had a crush on me.”
"Why?" Yan Hexian was a little curious.”
"Every time it's mealtime, she'll come to my house and ask me to go to her house for dinner!" Guo Lin said.
And you kept staring at me when we were eating ~"
"Hey!" That's interesting."
When the female audience heard this, they pouted unhappily.
"That woman is really annoying. BenGong isn't dead yet and she already wants to climb up the ranks.”
" That's right, that's right. Hubby, it's me…" Sensing a few gazes on him, the person who spoke quickly changed his words." Pfft! Hubby belongs to everyone!"
"Yes! Hubby belongs to everyone!"
The female audience members all agreed. In fact, they all wanted to monopolize Guo Lin ~
Not only was the little brother handsome, but he also had an interesting soul. It would definitely be very blissful to be with him!
……
"After I told my dad about it, I immediately rented a bouquet of flowers and went to confess," Guo Lin said on the stage.”
"R-Rented?"
This was the first time he had heard of a confession!
Guo Lin said," Yeah, I rented it. I was just thinking that if the confession fails, the flowers can still be returned."”
"And then?" Is it done?"
Guo Lin shook his head in disappointment."It didn't work. That girl rejected me.”
Hearing this, the female audience was unhappy again.
Little Brother took the initiative to confess but was rejected. What kind of taste did that woman have!
If Little Brother confessed to them, they would definitely not reject him…
Thinking of this, quite a few female audience members blushed.
At this moment, Yan Hexian, who was on the stage, spoke.
He looked at Guo Lin curiously and said,""Does that girl know that you rented the flowers?”
Otherwise, why would her confession be rejected?
"That girl said she doesn't like me." Guo Lin shook his head.”
"Didn't I have a crush on you?”
"Yeah, I was also very surprised at that time, so I asked her why she would invite me to her house for dinner every day if she didn't like me. She even kept staring at me!" Guo Lin said.”
"And then?"
"Miss was very aggrieved at that time, she said-"
Guo Lin matched his fingers and put on the posture of a little girl. He imitated the little girl and said,"I asked you to eat because I'm on a diet. The doctor told me to look at more disgusting things so that I can eat less ~"
"Puff!"
" Hahahahaha!!!"
The audience burst into laughter again, and even Yan Hexian almost burst out laughing.
So she called you to dinner not because she had a crush on you, but because she felt that you looked disgusting ~
"This is a big misunderstanding," Yan Hexian said, trying to stifle his laughter.”
Guo Lin put down his hand and returned to his usual appearance. He faced the audience and said,"Because of this, I finally understand why everyone likes to watch Yan Hexian do crosstalk!
So you're all trying to lose weight ~"
When Yan Hexian heard that, he couldn't help but push Guo Lin.""Go to hell!"
Guo Degang looked at Guo Lin and Yan Hexian's performance, and the smile on his face grew wider.
Guo Lin did not wait for the audience to urge him and continued,"I didn't confess successfully, but I've already said those harsh words. If I don't find a partner, I won't have the face to go back.”
"It's pretty good."
"The girl next door doesn't have any chance, so I thought I'd just find one on the street."”
"This is too casual."”
"In the end, I walked around for a long time, but I didn't even see a girl, let alone a partner!" Guo Lin said. I was so angry that I couldn't help but shout at the sky.”
"What are you shouting about?" Yan Hexian asked.
Guo Lin looked up and focused his energy on his dantian. He placed his hand by his mouth and shouted,"Elder Yue! Why doesn't anyone like me? What about my marriage? Did you use my red thread to knit long johns?？”
"Hahahahaha!"
The audience burst into laughter.
"Using red thread to knit long johns, this bag is not bad!”
"I finally know why I'm single. My red thread must have been used to knit long johns!”
"I'm proud to be single! I've contributed a red thread to Yue Lao's long johns!”
"As long as everyone contributed a little love, Yue Lao will always have long johns to wear!”
……
The audience reacted strongly. Guo Lin smiled and continued,"I shouted at the sky, but Yue Lao ignored me.”
"Of course."
"Although Yue Lao ignored me, a person who looks especially like Yue Lao appeared in front of me."”
"Who is it?"
Guo Lin said," An old man with a big beard. He looks like an immortal. He's riding an army green tricycle. There's a sign hanging on the tricycle. Moving counts marriage!"”
"There's such a service in China Mobile?"”
"First Master asked me if I wanted to read the fortune of marriage," Guo Lin said.”
"Are you?"
"I asked him how much, and he said eight hundred."”
"It's a little expensive."
Guo Lin nodded and said,"I asked you again, is sixty okay?"”
"This bargaining is a bit ruthless."”
"First Master said yes."
"Ah!" said Yan Hexian. Is this okay?"
"Then, I got into the car. I asked Grandpa, why is this called 'moving to calculate marriage?'”
"Why?" Yan Hexian asked.
Guo Lin stroked his non-existent beard and put on a sage-like appearance. He said,"I'm afraid that secular people will disturb my mind.”
"I don't understand."
Guo Lin rolled his eyes at Yan Hexian and said angrily,"I'm afraid that the city enforcement officers will catch me! You child!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience below the stage laughed crazily again.
"F * ck!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
"Afraid of being caught by the city enforcement officers? This is too real!”
"I can't, I can't. My stomach hurts.”
"What is this crosstalk called? It's too funny!"
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