Guo Degang sat below the stage and was amused by Guo Lin's bag.
But this burden kept talking about him.
It wasn't that Guo Degang hadn't been said by others before. For crosstalk practitioners, it was common for them to be used to make up a joke.
But this time, it was his son who threw the bag. Guo Degang thought that he couldn't laugh too much.
He still had to put on the airs of a father.
Then, her face turned red.
The audience looked at Guo Degang's face, which was twisted from holding back his laughter, and burst into laughter again.
……
On the stage, Yan Hexian realized that he had been taken advantage of by Guo Lin again.
He pretended to push Guo Lin and said,"Go to hell!"
Guo Lin staggered back more than a meter, then returned to Yan Hexian's side with a laugh and said,""I'm just joking, I'm just joking."
"It's not funny." Yan Hexian pretended to be serious.”
The audience did not give Yan Hexian any face and shouted,"How funny!"
"How funny! My stomach hurts from laughing!"
"Hahahaha, hubby, I've already written my will. If I die of laughter, I'll leave the ant flower to Zhuang Zhuang!”
When Yan Hexian heard this, the expression on his face softened.
Guo Lin looked at Yan Hexian and continued,"After hearing my dad's words, I've thought things through. Thinking about it carefully, no matter how much pocket money they have, I'm still better than them in one aspect.”
"What?" Yan Hexian was curious.”
"What do those guys drive when they go out? Land Rovers, Jaguars, Hummers. They cost at most three to five million."
I'm different."
Guo Lin raised two fingers at the audience, a little smug on his face."I took a car out, 200 million!"
The audience was shocked!
"200 million? There's such an expensive car?"
"Why not? The Rolls-Royce Phantom and other top-notch supercars were all worth hundreds of millions.”
"Oh my god, Old Guo has such an expensive car?”
Seeing the audience cast curious, envious, and surprised gazes at him, Guo Degang was also dumbfounded.
He didn't have a car worth 200 million yuan at home!
Thinking about it, Guo Degang looked curiously at the stage, wanting to know what kind of burden this was.
On the stage.
Guo Lin faced the audience and chuckled."I take the subway every day ~"
"Puff!"
"F * ck! The subway!"
"Hahahahaha, I thought you were going out in a sports car. So it's the subway!”
"Hahahaha, if you put it this way, I'm also someone who takes hundreds of millions of cars to and from work every day!”
……
While everyone was laughing, Guo Lin asked Yan Hexian a question,""Have you ever taken the subway? Do you know how sad it is to take the subway?"
"Tell me."
"You have to line up at two o'clock in the morning to take the subway, and you'll be the first to enter at four o'clock," Guo Lin said.”
"So early?"
"Yeah!" Guo Lin patted his leg and said. If you're late, there won't be any seats left."
The crowd nodded in agreement.
The traffic in Yanjing was congested, and there were too many people taking the subway. If they didn't go early, they might not even be able to squeeze into the car, let alone get a seat!
At this moment, Guo Lin also let out a similar sigh."The subway is really crowded, especially at the peak of the night. It's so crowded that you can't even fall down when you stand with your legs off the ground!”
"It's so crowded."
Guo Lin said," There's a big brother. He's in his forties and he cried from being squeezed. He cried and shouted,'Let me pass. I've already sat for two stops.'”
"You have to comfort him."”
"We must comfort him," Guo Lin said.
As he spoke, Guo Lin revealed a fierce expression and said,"Hold it back! What was the big deal about two stops? I've been here since four o'clock and haven't gone out yet.”
" Hahahahaha!!"
"F * ck, you haven't gone out yet!"
"I thought he was rushing to the evening rush hour after work!”
"Me too, but I didn't go out. I'm dying of laughter.”
"That's why you can't really sit on the subway. Once you sit down, it'll be difficult to stand up again!”
"Yes, yes, yes. Moreover, the seats are so far away from the door that we can't squeeze out at all!”
……
The audience discussed.
Guo Lin continued,"There's also Big Brother Yi. He's been squeezed until he's squeaking."”
Then, Guo Lin imitated the big brother's words with a hoarse voice,""Let me through, let me through-"
"Why are you allowed to pass when there are so many people queuing up?" Yan Hexian frowned.”
Guo Lin stretched out his hand and swayed left and right, as if he was really squeezing in the subway.
"I'm the driver!" he said. Who's driving the subway now?"
"F * ck!"
The audience cheered excitedly and then burst into laughter.
" Hahahahaha!!"
"God damn driver!"
"This bag is poisonous!"
……
Because everyone had taken the subway before, this burden immediately resonated with countless people.
Everyone burst into laughter. While clutching their stomachs, they did not forget to stare at the people on the stage, afraid that they would miss a sentence.
Guo Lin felt that the audience was so excited that they couldn't stop.
He didn't intend to stop them.
Guo Lin smiled and continued,"If the driver wants to go, then I have to let him go."”
"Of course."
"I got off the subway with the flow of people," Guo Lin said.”
"Finally," said Yan Hexian.
"There are many celebrities in Yanjing. I saw one the moment I got off the subway."”
"You even saw this?"”
"Seeing this celebrity, I suddenly understand why I don't have a partner."”
"Why?"
Guo Lin said,"I'm not good-looking!" This celebrity was extremely handsome, with a high nose bridge and big eyes. Wu Xiaofan, Li Dafeng, and Hu Ertian all had to stand aside in front of him!
He was too handsome! Forget about girls, I like them all!”
Following Guo Lin's description, the female audience below the stage revealed curious expressions.
"Is there such a handsome person in our entertainment industry?？”
"Who is it? I have to make my second husband, third husband, and fourth husband stand aside!”
"Sister, you're a bit of a playboy!"
"Hehehe, I want all the handsome ones!”
Other than the female audience, the male audience was also a little curious.
They all guessed,"I guess it's Yan Zu!"”
"I think it's Chaowei!"
"I bet 50 cents! Brother Fa!"
"I bet one! It's an ordinary Gu Zai!"
……
While everyone was guessing, Yan Hexian could not help but ask,"Who is it? So handsome."
"There are a lot of people on the subway, so I'm not too sure." Guo Lin said. I'll just walk forward-"
As he spoke, Guo Lin walked forward with his back bent, looking like he was very short-sighted and wanted to see things clearly.
"Let me take a closer look-"
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