Guo Lin did not let the atmosphere below the stage remain silent for too long.
"Although my father didn't let me learn, I've liked crosstalk since I was young. In order to learn crosstalk, I've been coaxing and pestering him…" he said.
"Then how did you get him?"”
Guo Lin rolled his eyes. Learn crosstalk!"
"Yes, yes, learn crosstalk."”
Guo Lin sighed and said,"You don't know, but in order to learn crosstalk, I put in a lot of effort!" I gave my mother a massage…"
The audience perked up their ears. They were obviously very curious about Guo Lin's " history of blood and tears."
However, Guo Lin did not continue speaking.
He fell into a long silence.
The audience was puzzled. Yan Hexian couldn't help but ask,""And then?"
Guo Lin spread out his hands and said,"No, I started learning crosstalk."”
"Ah!" said Yan Hexian. You gave your mother a massage and your father let you learn crosstalk?”
"Yeah, didn't I say it before? My father listens to his wife at home!" Guo Lin said.”
The audience below the stage looked at Guo Degang with an interested smile on their faces.
"So Teacher Guo is so afraid of his wife!" Yan Hexian also said.”
"Who's not afraid of their wives?" Guo Lin suddenly raised his voice. Look at the female audience here, which one of them is someone I dare to provoke!”
When the female audience heard this, they instantly felt as if their hearts had been shot by an arrow!
"Ahhhh! Hubby, I love you!"
"Hubby, marry me! I can!"
"Hubby, you've seduced me! You have to be responsible for me!"
"Hubby! I want to give birth to your children!"
……
Seeing that these little girls were all crazy, the old men said,"What are you talking about!”，She was secretly envious.
This kid was amazing!
On the stage, Guo Lin seemed to have not heard what the audience said and sighed somewhat gloomily.
"Speaking of wives, I've seen through them recently.”
"What's wrong?" Yan Hexian asked.
"My parents are always urging me to go on blind dates and find girls!" Guo Lin gritted his teeth and said.”
"How?" Yan Hexian asked.
Guo Lin said," She'll rush me whenever she sees me. When I went home yesterday, my mom was chatting with the old lady next door. When she saw me, she dragged me and ran!”
"Are you starting to rush me?"
Guo Lin said," Not yet. I told my mom why she ran away. Let's continue chatting."
My mom was a little angry at that time. If others praise their grandson, who should I praise? Praise you?
She said that you were ugly, single, and scared the doctor to tears when you were born?”
"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed.
Ugly enough to make the midwife cry!
……
"My mom said I'm ugly and annoying like my dad," Guo Lin continued.
She even said that if it weren't for me when we were young, she would have divorced my father long ago!”
"That's not right!" Yan Hexian said after he sorted it out. If I'm annoyed with you, why won't I get a divorce because of you?”
The audience thought to themselves, Is there a need to ask? It must be because Old Guo's wife had a sharp tongue but a soft heart!
Although she said that she despised her son, she actually cherished him more than anyone else!
"My mom said that she's afraid that the court will award me to her!" Guo Lin said.”
" Hahahahahaha!!"
The audience burst into laughter again.
"F * ck, that's too ruthless!"
"How is this a knife mouth but a soft heart? This is a knife mouth but an axe heart!”
"How ugly was my husband when he was young? Being despised by our mother so much!"
"I can't take it anymore. It's too funny. Hahaha.”
……
On the stage, Yan Hexian stared at Guo Lin for a while and said,"It's a little cold."
Guo Lin pretended to hit him and said,"Let's not talk about my mom. Let's talk about my dad. He's also rushing me.”
"Why is he urging me?" Yan Hexian asked.
"He likes to count on his fingers. He always says,'Look at our De Yun Pavilion. How many people of your age are still single?'
Let me count for you."
As he spoke, Guo Lin began to count Yan Hexian's fingers. He stretched out one and said,"Just you! Tell me, how can I not be anxious!"
"Yes, it's urgent…"
After saying that, he suddenly realized that something was wrong!
This guy! Taking advantage of him!
"Hahahahaha." When the audience saw Yan Hexian react, they laughed again.
Guo Lin was lightly patted by Yan Hexian, but he did not take it to heart and said,"Although my dad's method of urging marriage is low-level, I still can't accept it! I'm the only one in the entire club who doesn't have a partner. It's embarrassing!”
"Of course."
"So, I told my dad that I'm going out to find a wife now. If I can't find a wife, I'll never see him again!" Guo Lin said.”
"This is good."
His son was so determined. His father must be very happy, right?
Unexpectedly, Guo Lin shook his head and said,"Not good, not good. This sentence almost made my dad cry!”
"What?" Yan Hexian was stunned.
Guo Lin imitated Guo Degang's tone and said to Yan Hexian,""Son, I know your strength too well! Are you saying that to sever ties with your father?”
When the audience heard this, they burst into laughter again!
"Hahahahaha, f * ck, Old Guo's mouth is so poisonous!”
"What do you mean? Who doesn't our Old Guo know? Invincible! It should be said that he is indeed Old Guo!"
"Oh my god, it's so funny. I can't stop laughing!”
"Hubby, are you trying to make me laugh to death so that you can inherit my ant flower and raise another woman? Let me tell you, you wish!"
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