"A Newcomer in Crosstalk" was a crosstalk competition show. In his previous life, Guo Lin had watched this show.
There were 65 groups of crosstalk rookies, and one group would be the champion. The competition system was cruel.
Guo Lin also knew about Lu Xin, Yu Hao, Jin Fei, and Cheng Xi.
Jin Fei and Cheng Xi were in the top eight of 'A Newcomer in Crosstalk' in his previous life.
As for Lu Xin and Yu Hao, the two of them were also popular crosstalk actors in his previous life.
These few people were all representatives of the new forces of crosstalk. To be able to compete with them on the same stage, it should feel pretty good.
……
Under Guo Degang's gaze, Guo Lin smiled and said,"Dad gave me a chance. Of course I have to go.”
"Good!"
Guo Degang stood up from the sofa and patted Guo Lin's shoulder."Come on, bring Daddy a trophy.”
"Hey!" Guo Lin was amused." I thought you didn't think highly of me?”
"Yeah, I'm not particularly optimistic."”
Guo Lin didn't believe him." If I didn't think highly of it, why did you ask me to get a trophy?"”
Guo Degang smiled and said,"In that program, the third runner-up also has a trophy.”
"Alright, then I'll get the third place." Guo Lin suddenly realized.”
"How dare you!" Guo Degang panicked.
Seeing Guo Lin smiling at him, he coughed and said calmly,"If we can win the championship, and it's a championship, the value will be higher…The trophy will be worth more!”
Guo Lin was overjoyed. He put his arm on Old Guo's shoulder and said,"Dad, just admit it. You think too highly of me, don't you?”
Guo Degang shook his hand off and said,"Go, go, go to sleep."
"Okay, good night, Dad."
……
After returning to his room, Guo Lin took out his phone and logged into Weibo automatically.
Guo Lin's Weibo account was " Guo Lin of Deyun Pavilion ". It was a yellow V account with personal identification.
Originally, this account only had a few dozen fans. Other than the seniors and juniors of De Yun Pavilion, there were also zombie fans sent by Weibo.
Now, Guo Lin's fan count had skyrocketed because of the tagged posts of those big V's, and he already had more than 50,000.
Guo Lin scrolled through his Weibo. There were only a few posts, and they were all reposts for the lucky draw. He decided to delete them all and post a photo.
The photo was taken in the VIP building. The table was full of people, and everyone was smiling happily.
The fans who hadn't slept yet saw this Weibo post and quickly typed in comments.
"First place! Take a photo with the idiotic young class master in the front row!"
"I've come because I'm famous, I've come because I'm famous."
"Hubby posted on Weibo!”
"Hubby, why are you still up so late? Are you waiting for me to warm your bed? (Shy)"
"I saw your crosstalk. It was super good!! I will always support you! Good luck!"
"You can't imagine how happy I am ~ This burden is really amazing. As expected of Old Guo's son!”
……
In the blink of an eye, the number of comments exceeded a hundred.
Guo Lin randomly picked a few replies.
Guo Lin casually replied to one of the messages.
This @ was posted by Sister Bang. She posted a few screenshots saying that Guo Lin's crosstalk had invaded Weibo like a virus and asked Guo Lin what he thought.
Guo Lin replied to her,"I usually sit or lie down."”
As soon as this reply came out, it immediately received a lot of "hahahaha" from the idiotic netizens.
Sister Bang was still awake.
Seeing Guo Lin's reply, he threw out another picture.
This picture was a screenshot of a comment on Weibo. The top ten hot comments were all " The kid next door is crying from greed."
Guo Lin had long expected this meme to be popular. Seeing all the comments, his heart did not waver. Instead, he threw out a new meme.
"Human nature is a recorder," Guo Lin said.”
After sending this message, Guo Lin put down his phone, covered himself with the blanket, and went to sleep.
The netizens on Weibo were once again poisoned.
"Humans are essentially repeaters!"
"Humans are essentially repeaters!"
"Humans are essentially repeaters!"
…
In the comments section, the netizens 'replies all turned into these words.
Sister Bang scrolled through Weibo. For the first time, she felt dizzy from reading the comments.
This…this was too terrifying!
Is that idiotic young master some kind of Weibo drug lord?!
……
It was six in the morning.
While the drug lord Guo Lin was sleeping soundly, he had no idea that his new drug, Song of the Five Rings, had already made countless people addicted.
"Ah ah ~ Five rings ~ You have one more ring than four rings ~"
" Ahhh! Five rings! You have one less ring than the six-ring!"
"Finally, one day ~ you will cultivate to seven rings ~"
" What if I cultivate to seven rings?"
Before this person could sing, the other drivers who were stuck in traffic like him shouted,"You have two more rings than five rings ~"
After singing a round, the drivers looked at each other and smiled knowingly.
Then, he continued singing!
On the Second Ring Road, the Third Ring Road, and the Fourth Ring Road, the song of the Fifth Ring Road was floating!
"F * ck you! Who invented this stupid song," Song of the Five Rings "? How annoying!"
On Weibo, a netizen named " I'm Not a Barf Spirit " posted.
Immediately after, several people responded.
"Yeah, this song is so stupid. Everyone is singing it. It's so annoying!”
"Five rings, you have one more ring than four rings, and five rings, you have one less ring than six rings.”
"The traffic jam is already so annoying, and the driver is still singing this kind of brainwashing song.”
"I know who sang this song.@ Deyun Pavilion Guo Lin, come out and get beaten!”
"De Yun Pavilion? Isn't this a crosstalk routine?"
"This song is from the crosstalk world?"
Netizens who didn't know about Guo Lin started watching the crosstalk video of Guo Lin and Yan Hexian because of the song.
Half an hour later.
Everyone was overjoyed, and the resentment in their hearts dissipated.
"Hahahaha, this is too funny.”
"This crosstalk is not bad!"
"De Yun Pavilion's young class master, pay attention!”
"Is he still performing today? I want to watch it live!"
This group of people had originally gathered together to criticize Guo Lin, but because of his good crosstalk, everyone instantly fell in love with him.
Just as everyone was checking the performance list for today's Deyun Pavilion Skybridge Theater.
A mainstream crosstalk actor called Jiang Wei spoke up."Does this kid from De Yun Pavilion deserve to be called a crosstalk actor? It was fine if the crosstalk was made up to be vulgar, but the ending song was also sung so horribly!
I don't know who composed this song, but if you let me sing it, I can sing a song that will cause a sensation in Beijing!”
Did she have to call the author 'Daddy' before she would be willing to vote for flowers and ten points? Why is my reader daddy so bad? Why!!
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