"No way! You can't even pass this?"
"This is quite interesting!"
"F * ck, I feel like my crosstalk isn't as good as this. It's over now.”
"I want to ask, is it too late to think of a new crosstalk now?？”
" Come, come, let's practice again. I feel like there's something wrong…"
"Let's not go up for the time being. We'll wait until someone takes the token.”
……
The players who had planned to go on stage as the third group sat down on the stools.
Their butts were stuck tightly to the stool, as if they were coated with 502 glue.
Guo Degang saw that the players were sitting still and laughed."What's wrong? Are you afraid now?"
No one spoke.
Who would be willing to admit that they were cowards!
Yan Hexian nudged Guo Lin and whispered,"Big Lin, why don't we go…"
Before Yan Hexian could finish his sentence, Lu Xin and Yu Hao, who were sitting in front of them, stood up.
Lu Xin turned around and smiled at Guo Lin.""Guo Lin, let's go first. The two of us have seen your crosstalk before, but you probably haven't seen ours yet. Let me show you how strong your opponent is first.”
"Hey!" Yan Hexian said," You guys are quite arrogant.”
Yu Hao moved to Lu Xin's side and sniffed. He covered his nose and said,"You do have breath. You didn't brush your teeth this morning, did you?”
"Go to hell!" Lu Xin pushed Yu Hao.
Guo Lin and Yan Hexian were amused by the two.
Lu Xin and Yu Hao smiled, then went on stage.
When Guo Degang saw the two of them, a smile appeared on his face.
Obviously, they were optimistic.
The two of them briefly introduced themselves and then began to perform crosstalk.
Lu Xin: " I have a dream, and that is to be a wanderer and a chivalrous hero.”
Hearing Lu Xin's words, the other players started discussing in low voices.
"Another hero? Could it be another Wuxia theme?"
"The last Wuxia themed one was defeated. I think this one will be defeated as well.”
"Not necessarily. These two people are quite powerful.”
"Is Wuxia so popular nowadays? Why are they all writing about Wuxia?"
"I don't know. Let's take a look first."
…
Under everyone's gaze, Yu Hao asked Lu Xin,"Why do you want to be a hero?"
Lu Xin: " Such a hero usually has beautiful women accompanying him, and he can spend money like dirt!”
"Ah! With your thoughts, can you become a hero?”
"Yes, we can, as long as we enter the deep mountains and forests!" Lu Xin said.”
"Didn't you want to be a hero? Why are you going into the deep mountains and forests?"
"Haven't you watched martial arts movies before?" Lu Xin said, counting his fingers. Entering the deep mountains and forests, one would either encounter an otherworldly expert or pick up a martial arts secret manual.”
"Then you…"
Lu Xin put down his hand and said angrily,"I fell into a pit."”
"Pfft…"
Some of the contestants laughed.
"This is interesting."
"Yeah, a person with a dream on the road, but in the end, he fell into a pit. Just thinking about it makes me happy.”
"Chasing dreams isn't easy. It's a little real.”
…
"When I woke up, I realized that my hair had been whitened."”
"All white?" Then you might have slept for a hundred years.”
"No! Only two were white, the ones beside his ears.”
"Then you might have fallen into Teacher Tony's trap."”
"Haha…"
For the first time, the contestants burst into laughter.
Was it okay to fall into Teacher Tony's trap?
When Lu Xin heard the response, he was not anxious and continued,"Other than my hair, I realized that my clothes had also been changed!”
"You changed your clothes?" Yu Hao looked a little anxious. Quickly check if the things on him were still there.”
Lu Xin touched his entire body and heaved a sigh of relief."It's alright."
Seeing this, Yu Hao heaved a sigh of relief.
"I only lost an arm." Lu Xin covered his arm.”
"Pfft…"
"Haha, that's a good choice of words!”
" Two white hairs and a missing arm…This character looks a little familiar…"
When everyone thought of a certain person, Lu Xin continued,"At that time, I was very puzzled. Teacher Tony, why did you take my arm after you finished drying my hair?”
"Maybe Teacher Tony ate too much for lunch."”
"Just as I was thinking, someone kicked me from behind."”
Yu Hao's eyes lit up.”
Lu Xin clapped his hands and said,"I thought so too. Then, I turned around."”
Lu Xin said as he looked back happily, then turned his head back with a terrified expression.
"What do you see?" Yu Hao asked curiously.”
The other contestants were just as curious as Yu Hao.
Lu Xin put his hand in his mouth and said with trembling lips,"There's a big condor standing behind me…"
"F * ck! This is transmigration!"
"This guy really turned into Yang Guo!"
"This crosstalk is interesting."
"A Wuxia theme can be created like this?"
…
When they realized that Lu Xin had "transmigrated", everyone felt that this crosstalk was not bad.
This was new. This was the new crosstalk that the youngsters of this generation liked!
When Yan Hexian heard this crosstalk, he also found it interesting.
However, if it was compared to Linlin's crosstalk…
Yan Hexian smiled and shook his head, continuing to watch Lu Xin and Yu Hao's performance.
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