I, the crown prince of crosstalk!
30 I Don’t Understand Crosstalk Guo Degang

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Following Gao Zhinan's signal, a man in a blue suit stood up and walked onto the stage.

Gao Zhinan crossed his legs and said to the others,""That is my disciple, Song Qiyu. Although he only has a postgraduate degree, he has already inherited my knowledge in the study of formal crosstalk.

Just watch carefully. The crosstalk we create using formulas will be the mainstream of the crosstalk world in the future! Guo Degang's second token, we will not stand on ceremony and accept it!”

When the other contestants heard this, they all laughed.

"The performance hasn't even started, and you're already thinking of advancing. You're too confident!”

Gao Zhinan pointed at Lu Xin and Yu Hao and said,""If their crosstalk can pass, it's impossible for my crosstalk to fail!”

Lu Xin and Yu Hao were so angry that they almost made a move.

Jin Fei and Cheng Xi stopped them and said,"Calm down, don't be impulsive. They have no manners, but we can't be without manners.”

Hearing Cheng Xi's words, Lu Xin took a deep breath and sat back down."I want to see just how awesome his routine crosstalk is!”

When Gao Zhinan saw Lu Xin and Yu Hao admit defeat and sit down, his expression became even more arrogant.

When the others saw this, they felt angry for Lu Xin and Yu Hao.

"Crosstalk focuses on emotions and devotion. A routine mass-produced crosstalk has no soul! Ms. Guo would definitely not approve of this kind of crosstalk!”

"Yes! I want to see how badly this guy's disciple will be criticized by Ms. Guo!”

Gao Zhinan heard what the other players said and sneered."Guo Degang once said that crosstalk is a success as long as the audience laughs and the commercial performance has people buying tickets! My formal crosstalk can make everyone laugh!

As long as everyone laughed, how could he not give me the token?”

After saying that, Gao Zhinan looked at Song Qiyu on the stage with anticipation.

……

Song Qiyu went on stage alone. He said he wanted to perform a stand-up comedy.

"A stand-up crosstalk is good." Guo Degang nodded and said," Let's begin."”

Song Qiyu began.

"Today, I'm going to bring you 'Song Qiyu's Adventures," Song Qiyu said.”

"Once, when I was traveling to the North Pole, I saw a piece of candy. It walked and felt so cold.

Then it turned into a piece of rock sugar."

"Once, I met a tomato on the road. It was walking and got into a car accident.

Then it turned into ketchup."

"Once, I met a steamed bun. It was walking when it suddenly became hungry.

So he ate himself."

"Pfft…Hahahahaha…"

" That's hilarious…Tomato, ketchup, hahahaha…"

As Song Qiyu spoke, the two high-level experts in the player seats laughed non-stop, their faces filled with satisfaction.

The two of them laughed and said," Strange Encounter's crosstalk is getting better and better. Especially the turning point at the end of each sentence. The pause time is two and a half seconds. It's very accurate."”

"That's right! It's even better than during rehearsal!"

When the other players heard their words, they were a little dumbfounded.

"This…this is crosstalk?"

"This…this is actually crosstalk?”

"This is the first time I've seen someone perform crosstalk. He was expressionless the entire time, and his tone did not fluctuate at all.”

"Not only that, didn't you hear what he said? The turning pause had to be controlled at 2.5 seconds!”

"I originally thought that after watching Song Qiyu's performance, I would know what a formal crosstalk was. I didn't expect that after watching it, I still don't know what a formal crosstalk is…"

Even though these crosstalk actors did not think highly of formal crosstalk.

However, Gao Zhinan's attitude was too arrogant. Therefore, in their hearts, formal crosstalk should have some standard.

In the game, it was at least a platinum-grade.

Otherwise, why was Gao Zhinan so confident?

However, after watching Song Qiyu's performance, everyone realized that they were wrong.

How could this be Platinum…? This was f * cking Bronze 5!

There were seats on both sides of the stadium. The left side was for the contestants, and the right side was for the ordinary audience.

The ordinary audience didn't know what was going on between the contestants. As they listened to Song Qiyu's crosstalk, their expressions gradually became strange.

This…this is also crosstalk?

Four minutes later.

Gao Zhinan, who was laughing so hard that he was swaying, sat up straight and said,""Look, Guo Degang is going to announce it!"

"The second token is ours!" The wise woman smiled.”

The other contestants all stared at Guo Degang, feeling extremely nervous.

Although he felt that Guo Degang wouldn't let Song Qi pass, there was always a chance.

Before the elimination music started, they couldn't completely relax.

At this moment, Guo Degang spoke. His tone was still as gentle as ever."Go down first. Go home and practice more.”

Immediately after, the entire stadium was filled with elimination music.

When the contestants heard the music, they excitedly clenched their fists and punched forward, as if they had vented their anger. It was so cool!

" Teacher Guo, well done!!"

"Yes! This kind of crosstalk shouldn't have been given!"

"Good job, Ms. Guo!"

In front of the stage, Guo Degang heard the shouts of the contestants and blinked his eyes in confusion.

What was wrong with this group of people?

This crosstalk was so bad, he definitely wouldn't pass it. Why was he so excited?

Although they were all in the same stadium, Guo Degang's position was a certain distance away from the player seats.

Therefore, the current Guo Degang did not know about the formal crosstalk.

When the male and female high-ranking officials in the player seats saw that Song Qiyu had been eliminated, their eyes widened in disbelief.

"How is this possible? Our formal crosstalk will be eliminated??”

"Does Guo Degang even understand crosstalk! This crosstalk was so funny, how could he be eliminated!”

The Kochi man and woman cried out, finding this result unbelievable.

Lu Xin and Yu Hao looked at Gao Zhinan and smiled.""Didn't you say you accepted the second token? Where's the token?"

Gao Zhinan was so angry that his face turned red. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration and said,"I know! It must be because the formal crosstalk is too new and Guo Degang can't comprehend the charm of our formal crosstalk in such a short time, so he didn't give it to us!”

The wise woman felt that it made sense and nodded."Right, right, it's not that our crosstalk is bad, it's Guo Degang's own problem!”

Gao Zhinan stood up and said,"Let's go!" Let's go on stage and perform another routine crosstalk for Guo Degang to see!

As long as Guo Degang understands the greatness of formal crosstalk, not only will he give us the token, he will also give us the token for the fortuitous encounter!”

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