On the stage.
After the applause and cheers gradually died down.
Liu Zhe smiled.”
"What is elegant and what is vulgar? Good teeth are elegant, and people and grain are vulgar."
Ning Yunque's voice was loud and clear, and his words were clear and articulate. He vividly displayed the foundation of crosstalk.
Liu Zhe nodded.”
"One word for tooth and one word for good. This word is elegant!”
Ning Yunque's hand drew in the air." You say it out loud, but it's fine after you're full. You just sit there and talk. This is elegance."”
"Oh?" Liu Zhe couldn't help but laugh." This is called elegance?”
"A single person is a grain, a grain of five grains. This word is vulgar. Eating, drinking, and defecating are vulgar.”
Ning Yunque finished drawing the word 'vulgar' with his hand and continued,""It means that you don't need elegant things, but you can't leave the vulgar. Elegant and vulgar, vulgar and elegant complement each other. Drinking coffee with garlic, autumn water and the sky are one color.”
"Ha!"
Liu Zhe chuckled.
The audience below the stage clapped and laughed again.
This coffee and garlic stem seemed to be the theme of today's segment.
Of course, everyone also hoped that Ning Yunque could mock Zhou Xidu and help his master, Ban Leader Guo, get back at him.
Taking advantage of everyone's excitement.
Ning Yunque added,"I can smell scum even if some elegant people wear perfume."”
"Hahaha!"
"This is openly mocking Zhou Xidu!”
"Isn't Zhou Xidu a scumbag?”
"Amazing, amazing. This Ning Yunque is so young, but he has a bright future!”
"He has a good grasp of the rhythm. When will Old Guo hold a special show for him? I will definitely support it!"
“……”
He saw that the audience below the stage had already become completely lively.
Liu Zhe also heaved a sigh of relief. He was happy for their cooperation this time and said sarcastically,"It's in my bones!"
"I've been learning from Godfather since I was young, and I've understood a principle!”
Ning Yunque said," If there are no vulgar things, elegance will no longer exist.”
"Yes, they all match!" Liu Zhe said.
"These two are the same thing!" Ning Yunque gestured." Only the vulgar can bring people close to art. There is no distinction between high and low in art.”
Liu Zhe gave him a thumbs up.”
Ning Yunque said seriously," As the saying goes, plays and Japanese films are both things that bring happiness to people.”
"Huff!" Liu Zhe smiled and touched his chin subconsciously.
The audience below burst into laughter and made another " whoosh."
"Look, you often watch it, right?"
Ning Yunque pointed at Liu Zhe.
Liu Zhe quickly waved his hand and explained,"I don't often!"”
"The last time you lent it to me, it was snatched away by my senior brother Yue Yunpeng!”
Ning Yunque cued Yue Yunpeng here, and not only did the audience laugh.
When Yue Yunpeng heard this, his face instantly turned red. When he saw the meaningful gazes of his fellow disciples around him, he immediately jumped up and explained,"No, he really didn't. He's just talking nonsense! What a joke! Can't you tell?"
"What are you nervous about?"
Sun Yue said leisurely," When you go on stage later, tell him to come back!”
On the stage.
Ning Yunque took advantage of everyone's happiness and threw out the next burden,""Although the words are a little rough, the truth is true. People in the upper class never watch Japanese movies!”
"Hey, that's impossible!" Liu Zhe shook his head and waved his hand, expressing his disbelief.
The audience didn't believe it either.
"They're serious!" Ning Yunque said directly.”
Some of the audience members had already let out a soft gasp. When they heard this, their decibels instantly increased.
Everyone gasped.
The girls were blushing, but they were still smiling and clapping for Ning Yunque.
Liu Zhe also wanted to laugh, but he held it in and added leisurely,""I might as well watch!"
"You can disagree with my aesthetic point of view, but you have no right to deprive me of my aesthetic right!”
Ning Yunque continued," Let me and the people retain a secular right. The classical Chinese saying is good. This brat is not worth scheming with!" Once again, elegance was not an act, but a grandson was an act.”
The jokes became more and more intense.
Some of the audience below the stage were laughing so hard that their stomachs hurt.
However, Ning Yunque's words were true.
The person who mocked De Yunduan, Old Guo, and Gao Ya was his grandson!
Especially that scumbag Zhou Xidu, he was either pretending to be elegant or a grandson.
Liu Zhe looked at the audience and pointed at Ning Yunque.""He's telling the truth!"
"Sometimes, I get angry when I see them pretending!”
Ning Yunque said indignantly," Live a good life. What's wrong with you? Once they got on the bus, it was as crowded as sour pears. He even took out an English newspaper.”
"I can't tell!" Liu Zhe nodded.
"It's the same on the side of the road. They speak half Chinese and half English.”
Ning Yunque imitated him." Hello, Grandpa! I'm looking at it. Is your Apple five yuan for seven catties?”
Liu Zhe frowned in disdain." What nonsense is this? Don't mix things up!"”
"You already bought rotten apples. What are you showing off for?”
Ning Yunque was very dissatisfied. There were also some who wore a big yellow chain. Don't sweat. Once you sweat, your vest will be dirty.”
"What? Did the gold chain fade?" Liu Zhe said in surprise.
"Copper plated iron!" Ning Yunque said.
"Alright, I can't accept this!" Liu Zhe said.”
"Also, buy some shampoo. Aiya, I have to go to Xiangjiang Sha Sha store!”
Ning Yunque's imitation was very lifelike. Then, he said with a look of disdain," Don't do that. You don't even have as much hair as my foster father!”
"Hahaha…"
The audience's laughter rose and fell, and it did not stop for a long time.
They all knew that Old Guo had short hair that was two millimeters long, so this joke was even more amusing.
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