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Bang! Bang! Bang!

There was a knock on the door, and Ning Yunque went downstairs in slippers.

After opening the door, Liu Zhe ran in with a head full of sweat. There was also the smell of gunpowder on his body.

It seemed that they had either just set off firecrackers or just came out from the artillery fire.

"Aiyo, let me catch my breath!"

Liu Zhe dragged his fat body and panted." When I received your call, I immediately rode my bicycle over! Phew, phew…Are you sure? Your master is really letting us go on the Imperial City's Spring Festival Gala?”

"Yes, I am!"

Ning Yunque led Liu Zhe into the house." Let's not sleep tonight. We won't be able to rest during the day tomorrow. I've already thought of a work. It's up to you now!"”

"Which work? Was it difficult to be a sidekick? Do you have a lot of words?"

Liu Zhe touched his neck and followed Ning Yunque into the room.

In this TV crosstalk, the use of the main character was also very different. Usually, it required a lot of words, and it also needed to educate the main character to achieve the goal of criticizing the current malpractices in TV crosstalk.

"Don't worry, you definitely will!"

Ning Yunque said," It's an old joke. I added some new words, but yours didn't add much. Take a look first!”

Liu Zhe took the two pieces of paper. On them were Ning Yunque's handwritten crosstalk lines.

Looking at the title and part of the content, it was indeed a traditional crosstalk routine.

However, there were also some new content added.

Seeing that Ning Yunque was still writing, Liu Zhe asked curiously,""You're writing it now?"

"Ang!"

Ning Yunque said," Look at the lyrics first and familiarize yourself with your parts. When I'm done, let's sit together."”

Liu Zhe watched first.

She realized that most of his words were still:

"Yes!"

"Hey!"

"Eh?"

"Ah!"

It wasn't like the usual crosstalk on television, where one line after another was spoken.

It was almost no different from crosstalk in the theater.

Seeing how easy his mission was, and how he could even complete it on the spot.

Liu Zhe was a little embarrassed.

He couldn't help but ask,"Is it okay for me to praise him like this? When we go on TV, you're the one who's putting in the effort. Isn't this asking me to take advantage of you?”

"Isn't that good!"

Ning Yunque laughed." I'm just afraid that you won't have a place to take advantage of me!”

"What do you mean?"

Liu Zhe was very puzzled and could not help but ask,

Ning Yunque smiled but did not say anything. He wanted to say,"You'll know when you finish reading this modified crosstalk!"

……

The next morning.

Ning Yunque and Liu Zhe, who had been rehearsing for the whole night, came to Old Guo's door.

"You two can start talking!"

Old Guo said as he rinsed his mouth.

Ning Yunque and Liu Zhe immediately started talking.

The key to crosstalk was still the humor.

As long as there were no problems with the lines, the plot, and the rhythm, then the entire crosstalk would be 70% successful.

The so-called "30% teasing and 70% praise" was the concept of crosstalk in the old society.

At that time, it was always the master of the funny man or the older generation who played the role of the funny man. It was very important. At that time, everyone looked at the funny man and the role of the funny man played the finishing touch.

However, it was different now. The saying had already become " 30% flattering, 70% amusing."

Furthermore, in the crosstalk duo, the most famous one was also the main character.

Even for a combination like Instructor Gao and Luan Futan, the younger generation was the sidekick for the senior uncle, so it was even more impossible to use the old saying.

After ten minutes of crosstalk, Old Guo was very satisfied.

"I didn't expect to be able to produce such a work in one night!”

Old Guo said," However, there are still some areas that need to be modified to reduce the time!”

After Old Guo's guidance, this crosstalk was considered complete.

It was already ten in the morning.

Ning Yunque, who hadn't slept the entire night, yawned and asked,""Dad, can we sleep for a while? He would only sleep for two hours and wake up in the afternoon!”

Liu Zhe was also very sleepy, but he was worried about Ning Yunque. He didn't practice properly, so he couldn't help but say,""You're really big-hearted. We're already at this juncture, and you still want to sleep?”

"It's fine!"

In the end, Old Guo said tenderly," Go and sleep for a while! Junior Brother, you should sleep for a while too. Otherwise, I'm afraid that you won't be able to hold on at night. You can sleep here. I'll wake you up at noon!”

"Alright!"

Ning Yunque immediately pounced on Old Guo's bed.

Now, he could fall asleep as soon as he laid down, even if he did not lay anything on the floor.

This sleep was like the sky turning dark and the earth turning dark.

When she had something on her mind, she did not sleep well.

After an unknown period of time, Ning Yunque woke up on his own.

Seeing that the sky was dark, he couldn't help but push Liu Zhe, who was still dreaming, and said in surprise,""What time is it? Quick, take a look! It's already dark!"

"Hmm…"

Liu Zhe answered in a daze. When he heard " it's dark," he sat up immediately." Ah? No way! It's over, it's over!"

The sky outside was indeed extremely dark.

The two of them got up and saw that it was snowing heavily outside.

Looking at the time, it was already four in the afternoon.

"I can't sleep anymore!"

Ning Yunque put on his shoes and ran out in a hurry." Why didn't anyone call us?”

Just as he ran out of the door.

In the end, he saw Old Guo and Uncle Yu standing next to a seven-seater SUV in their down jackets, chatting about something.

"Dad! Grandpa Yu!"

Ning Yunque hurriedly ran over.

However, Old Guo was not in a hurry. He smiled and said,"You're awake? Come and get a new set of clothes!"

The down jackets they were wearing were new clothes with the Logo of De Yun Group on them. They were of high quality.

Ning Yunque put on a piece of clothing, which was very warm.

Even the largest size was a little tight for Liu Zhe.

Seeing him like this, Old Guo laughed so hard that tears almost came out."I'll get you a big one later. We've only made three big ones, one for Little Yueyue and one for Sun Yue. There's still one thing for you. You can only come back tomorrow!”

Liu Zhe was like a child who had just eaten candy. He was very happy.

"Brother, you still remember our model number when you make clothes! Hehe, thank you, Senior Brother!"

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