In the lounge.
Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu watched the live broadcast on the television screen in front of them.
He couldn't help but smile.
"Ya! It's not that I want to say this, but Yangyang's crosstalk standards have improved by leaps and bounds!”
Grandpa Yu praised," I remember when he was young, he followed his grandfather and mother backstage every day. We would always joke with him and tell him to do crosstalk when he grew up, but he wouldn't. He took it so seriously. I thought Yangyang would never do crosstalk in her life. I didn't expect that!”
"It's still the childhood that can influence and edify a person!”
Old Guo said," Actually, I didn't teach him much. Now, I want to support him and teach him something, but I don't know how to teach him. My heart feels empty!”
"Take it slow!"
Grandpa Yu said," I can see that there are still some problems with his performance. There is room for improvement. Can't you see it?”
"Haha, you can tell?”
Old Guo couldn't help but laugh." I thought you didn't see it!”
"Come on!"
Grandpa Yu also laughed." You're still protecting your child in front of me?”
"Alright, he's talking about you!"
Old Guo immediately raised his voice." Listen to how he's framing you!”
The two of them sat up straight and pricked up their ears, listening very seriously.
……
On the stage.
"In terms of living, I envy the two of them.”
Ning Yunque raised two fingers." One of them is our Deyun Group's Teacher Yu Qianyu!”
"Yes! Teacher Yu is fun. That's called knowing how to live!”
Liu Zhe praised.
"My master always says on stage that Teacher Yu has three hobbies…"
Ning Yunque deliberately dragged it out, but the audience immediately responded,"
"Smoke!"
"Let's drink!"
"A perm!"
"Hahaha…"
Then, there was a burst of laughter and applause.
Now, even those who had never heard Old Guo's crosstalk knew about Teacher Yu's three hobbies.
"It seems that everyone knows!" Ning Yunque laughed.”
"Yes, everyone understands!" Liu Zhe said.
"Actually, Teacher Yu has more than these three hobbies!”
Ning Yunque waved his hand." I like small animals, so I opened my own horse farm!"”
"You have a heart!" Liu Zheyi gave him a thumbs up." I opened it myself."”
"Raising that little pony. This little pony has three hobbies.”Ning Yunque said.
"What hobby?" Liu Zhe frowned and looked puzzled.”
"Light a cigarette, pour wine, and perm someone's hair.”
As soon as Ning Yunque said that, the audience laughed.
This was the opposite!
So raising these little ponies was to serve Grandpa Yu!
Liu Zhe said," Wait a moment. Haven't you heard of horses perming people's hair?”
"Why isn't it scalding?" asked Ning Yunque.”
Liu Zhe made a gesture." That little pony's hooves are so small. They were nailed to the horseshoe and burned red. Then, they burned Teacher Yu's head. Isn't this forcing a confession?”
Ning Yunque: " Let's just say, aren't you envious of Teacher Yu's lifestyle?”
"Yes, it's good to play."
" Right?" Ning Yunque said," Teacher Yu aside, I envy Liu Zhe's father the most."”
Liu Zhe pointed at himself and asked in puzzlement,"My father?"
Ning Yunque clapped his hands and said enviously,""That old man is too funny! He was an old Beijinger. After retiring, he had nothing to do, so he liked to play with literature.”
Liu Zhe nodded and said proudly,"This is also the traditional culture of our country."”
Ning Yunque: " What bracelet? Walnuts? You have to rub them in your hands. There's a professional term for this in the entertainment world. It's called a plate!”
"Oh?" Do you understand?"
"Pan!" It was very particular! How to plate, to what extent, and what oil pan to use were all very particular.”
"You need oil to plate this?"”
"Of course."
"What oil?"
"Human oil!"
As soon as he said that, the audience was shocked.
Many viewers even wondered if this was a ghost story.
Liu Zhe, who was at the side, also shivered and said,""You're making it sound a little scary. What's human oil?”
Ning Yunque couldn't help but smile and explained in detail,""It's the grease secreted by the human body. Take this and coil it up. It's red and bright, and its texture is like that small coral.”
"It's that good."
"But ordinary people can't reach this level.”
"Is that so?"
"I can get his father."”
Liu Zhe: ”
"His father is oily!" Why was it able to secrete so much oil?”
"Oh!" What's the reason?"
Ning Yunque said,"His father drinks carp soup every day to boost his oil!"”
Liu Zhe: " Yes, yes. This thing is also good for breast-feeding after childbirth. Is my father male or female?”
"What?!" It's your father who's trying his best to promote grease secretion.”
Liu Zhe waved his hand.”
The audience laughed four or five times during this short segment.
Ning Yunque and Liu Zhe's rhythm had also come up, and their expressions and actions were even more amusing.
Many of the leaders nodded.
They had been listening to crosstalk since they were young. At that time, it was still on the radio.
Although the old gentlemen's crosstalk was traditional, it was very enjoyable.
Later on, when he listened to the crosstalk of the current era, especially those crosstalk on television, it was extremely boring. It was better to appreciate the beauty of singing and dancing.
However, today on the stage, the new crosstalk segment that the two children were performing amused them.
Although his words didn't have the superficial jokes like sh * t and sh * t, his expression and actions were no less than some big-name comedy actors.
An ordinary line was said by them in a teasing tone, and everyone laughed.
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