On the stage.
"…I don't understand either. I kept hearing his father say that he was going to coil a lion's head, so I thought,'Wouldn't coiling a lion's head bite my hand?”
Ning Yunque said with a face full of doubt and curiosity.
Liu Zhe stopped him." Wait a moment. How can you bite your hand?"”
Ning Yunque did not answer him. Instead, he said to the audience,""Think about it! His father went to the zoo to find two lions and squatted there…"
Ning Yunque's tone instantly changed to that of an old man. He got into a horse stance and gritted his teeth."Be good, I'm going to kill you today.”
Liu Zhe grabbed Ning Yunque." Come back here. My father is courting death."”
Ning Yunque stood up straight, waved his hand and said with a smile,""I didn't understand it before, but later I realized that Lion Head isn't this.”
Then, he gestured again." It's so big. I'll rub two of them in my hands. I'll also learn from its father and rub two lion heads like this. Crash, crash, until the minced meat falls."”
"Yes!"
Liu Zhe nodded, but immediately stopped Ning Yunque." Don't you think this is a meatball?”
Ning Yunque nodded and said,""It's quite salty, you know? He rubbed the lion's head and the chicken's heart.”
"Shall I roast two more kidneys for you?"
Liu Zhe gestured with two fingers.
"What's wrong?" Ning Yunque asked. Why are you roasting kidneys?"
"It's not some lion head?" Liu Zhe said. This walnut is called Lion Head."
"Hahaha…"
The audience burst into laughter.
In fact, most of the audience did not know that this lion head was a variety of Wenwan walnuts.
This was the wonderful use of a sidekick.
Whether the audience laughed or not, it all depended on the point of the sidekick.
When he clicked on it, the audience realized it and laughed at it.
"Oh, I finally understand now!" Ning Yunque suddenly understood.”
"Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand."”
The audience laughed again when they saw Ning Yunque's reaction and facial expression.
This kind of laughter could not be felt when listening to audio crosstalk. It could only be heard live.
Crosstalk was a form of visual and audio art.
Pursue the sense of hearing and despise the sight, it would go against the original purpose of the art of crosstalk.
Therefore…
Bringing crosstalk back to the theater and stage, letting the audience not only listen to crosstalk, but also watch crosstalk, was De Yunduan's goal.
At this moment.
Ning Yunque, who was on the stage, began to lay down another stalk.
"His father is good at playing. Not only the walnuts, but the entire solid wood furniture in the house has to be played.”
Liu Zhe, who was standing at the side, was puzzled.”
Ning Yunque gestured." There's a sculpture at home. This one is as tall as a person." A dragon was carved. This dragon was too beautiful. The dragon scales were distinct and the claws were extremely sharp. His father got angry just by looking at this dragon?”
"Why are you still angry?" Liu Zhe frowned.”
Ning Yunque's expression was rich. He raised his eyebrows and said,""It's dry and dry. It's not round at all!”
Seeing Ning Yunque's expression, the audience was delighted again.
"No, it's like that when it's just carved," Liu Zhe hurriedly said.”
At this moment, Ning Yunque took a horse stance and did the same thing as before.
"Pan it!"
"Hua hua hua…"
"If you coil this dragon, you will also coil the root carving!"
Liu Zhe covered his face and pretended that he couldn't stand it anymore. Then, he grabbed Ning Yunque and said,""Please come back first."
Ning Yunque stood up straight and continued,""Think about it. The scales are like small knives, and the dragon claws are like small awls. After his father finished coiling, look at this carving. It's made of mahogany.”
"Didn't the blood spurt out?" Liu Zhe was shocked.
In the middle, Ning Yunque made a regretful expression.""Let's play for a while. There's no more blood left."
Liu Zhe nodded.”
When the audience saw this, they could not help but laugh out loud.
At this moment.
Outside the stadium, every household was watching the live broadcast of Imperial City Satellite TV.
They were also laughing so hard that they were swaying back and forth.
His family thought that they had gone crazy. They came out to watch for a few minutes and joined the laughing army.
Although Ning Yunque and Liu Zhe's crosstalk, Wen Wan, was based on traditional crosstalk, it was fresh and fresh from the beginning to the end.
Coupled with the unique way of performing and expression management, this crosstalk was down-to-earth.
Many of the audience members were very surprised.
It turned out that crosstalk could be said like this. There were actually crosstalk performances like this.
It was as amusing as watching a talk show.
……
At the scene.
Ning Yunque: " His father only has a trace of blood left. He will die if he touches it. He won't move. What if he doesn't have any blood?"”
"Hurry to the hospital."
Ning Yunque said," Let's go to the hospital. We'll go to the hospital for a blood transfusion and give his father a shot of chicken blood. His father's condition changed when he came out. He wants to eat anything he sees. There's a longevity mountain stone at the entrance of the hospital."”
Liu Zhe laughed and nodded,"Yes, sir!"
Ning Yunque: " His father looks so angry. He's so dry and his mother is so lazy. He's not round at all!"”
"Pan it!"
"Pan this Longevity Mountain Stone!"
"Hua hua hua…"
He repeated the same thing again. In crosstalk, this was called flipping the bag.
The audience already had the same idea.
Ning Yunque immediately burst out laughing when he made this 'coiling' gesture.
"After that, there was an old man walking his dog at the entrance of the hospital. He walked a Shar-Pei. His father took a fancy to this dog.”
Ning Yunque pointed to the side." Mama, you're so lazy."”
"Yes, sir!"
Liu Zhe snorted." It's dry and not round at all. If you coil it, will you coil the Shar-Pei too?”
"Pan?"
Ning Yunque glared at Liu Zhe and shouted," What plate? When the old man walking the dog saw his father coming, he took out a brush from his pocket!”
"What? Why?" Liu Zhe was very puzzled.
"Clean that dog with oil!"
Ning Yunque made a terrified expression and imitated the owner's expression and tone." We're mellow, mellow."”
"Hey!"
Liu Zhe laughed." She's scared of my father.”
"Let's go home! Take a taxi home."
Ning Yunque sighed." When we got home, the taxi driver didn't even ask his father for money.”
"Ah?"
"Why didn't you ask for money?" Liu Zhe asked with a puzzled expression.”
Ning Yunque was delighted. He took a horse stance and made an exaggerated gesture with his hands."His father turned the taxi around!”
Liu Zhe also laughed and pushed Ning Yunque.
"Go to hell!"
The audience laughed and applauded when he threw the bag.
Ning Yunque and Liu Zhe bowed and turned to walk down the stage.
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