Lu Yuan brought the old lady over.
This eased Peng Jiahe's expression.
"Peng Hai, do you think Mom can live with you youngsters? I'll go back to my old residence. It's quieter there.”
Old Mrs. Han treated Lu Yuan as Peng Hai. It was one of the symptoms of severe Alzheimer's disease, sometimes good and sometimes bad.
"Grandma, he's my dad's friend, Lu Yuan, not your son…"
Before he could finish, he was kicked in the butt.
"Has your brain been blessed?”
"Why did you kick me! Lu Yuan, you bastard!"
"Roasted kidneys can eat 50 skewers per person, but why doesn't it increase your IQ? The old lady missed Peng Hai to begin with. You're just making things worse for me. I want to have a mother, can't I?”
Peng Jiahe widened his eyes. Lu Yuan was quite a man sometimes, but he didn't take any losses…
"Alright, Great Cannon King Lu!"
"Hey, did anything happen between you and that fair, rich, and beautiful woman last night? How was it? Was he living well? I heard that rich people are especially good at playing with whips, wax, and fox tails…"
Seeing that Lu Yuan's face was getting darker and darker, Peng Jiahe became even more furious.
"Say something happy. Are you an M or an S?”
Lu Yuan licked his lips and revealed a motherly smile.
"Where did you read this mess? I want to whip you!"
"Can you treat me like an adult sometimes? I don't want to be a child. When I was in America, some of my classmates even tried it…"
"If you say another word, you won't get a single cent for this month's allowance. Also, I'm warning you, Peng Jiahe. If you continue to watch those things that are not suitable for children on your phone, I'll sell you to afghana!”
"That means you and Jiang Lai are a couple?”
Lu Yuan turned his head and pushed the old lady forward.
"No, I haven't."
Peng Jiahe widened his eyes.! No, Lu Yuan, are you incapable? If it doesn't work, let's go treat it! Now that medical skills are so advanced, you'll be fine. I'll use my dad's insurance money to treat you!”
Lu Yuan smiled." I'm a normal man. Whether it's physically or mentally.”
"That shouldn't be the case. You must have something wrong with you. Premature Eruption? Impotent? Heavens, he couldn't possibly shrink in!”
"Get lost, get lost. I drank too much last night and don't have any impression of her. I didn't even kiss her, let alone touch her.”
"Let me ask you a question. Is Sister Jiang Lai's underwear a set?”
Peng Jiahe seemed to be very interested in this question…
Lu Yuan carefully recalled, A set?”
"It means that the underwear and bra are from the same brand, not a mix! Thinking back, color? Style?"
"Black…Lacy... And the kind with a rope…Yes, it looks pretty good."
Peng Jiahe suddenly thought of something. He took out his phone and picked out a picture of underwear to show Lu Yuan.
"Is it this one?"
Victoria's Secret?
"Yes, this is it. F * ck, so expensive? 99,800?"
Peng Jiahe sighed. This fool, it was obvious that she wanted to sleep with him! He pretended to be mature and patted Lu Yuan's shoulder.
"Take care of Grandma. I'll bring you to see her in two days. A man without sex life, you must be very depressed, right?! I understand."
"What are you talking about!"
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[Ding-dong. The host's current Reputation Value is 387. There are 9613 Reputation Points left to reach 10,000.]”
It seemed that the increase of customers meant the increase of reputation points.
"What's the use of Reputation Points?"
[Ding-dong. The host can buy anything you want in the system store. For example: The lie comes true sticky note, the memory capsule, the pink pill…"
How magical…
Lu Yuan had to think of a way to start expanding.
"Since the ingredients given by the system are so amazing, why do you have to roast the wheat? Why not roast something else?”
In the afternoon, when they were preparing the ingredients, Lu Yuan filled the cart with roasted wheat flour skewers, as well as some mutton and beef skewers.
"18000 3870=21870. I'll keep 20,000 as your dowry.”Lu Yuan looked at Peng Jiahe, who was putting in effort to put on the skewers.
"20,000 as a dowry? I don't ask for much. Just give me my dad's insurance money. You can keep it to deal with your little sister. You slept with someone, and nothing happened. The Sunshine Andrology Department welcomes you.”
"I'll say it again. There's nothing wrong with me!"
Just as Lu Yuan and Peng Jiahe were rambling on, Wei Xin's phone rang. It was Jiang Lai.
Right, this world also had prestige, and it belonged to Ma Dateng.
Chen Shimei, are you free in two days?
Lu Yuan was speechless. This was Chen Shimei? Did I touch you? How could a 28-year-old virgin be so flirtatious!
No.
Pay, accompany me to a blind date, ruin a 50,000 yuan.
I'm not going.
Repaying with flesh!
Not interested.
On the other side, Jiang Lai, who was in the villa, held his phone and said angrily.
"Damn it, there's really someone like Liu Xiahui who's not flustered? I don't believe that I have breasts and buttocks…Wait, is there something wrong with him?”
Lu Yuan's phone uploaded a revealing picture of Jiang Lai in her underwear. It was curvy and exquisite. To be honest, any man would feel their stomachs heat up when they saw it!
Little brat, you changed to seduction?
It hurts my eyes. Can't I be a human?
Lu Yuan, are you a man or not? You slept on the same bed as me, but you didn't touch me. Could it be that you can't?
Hehe, another one who felt that there was a problem with the distance.
Do you believe that I can make you unable to get out of bed? If you want Jiang Haokun to live two more years, don't contact me.
Don't mention him to me!
Fujiang International, private room 8888. If you don't come, I'll look down on you (manual smile).
Lu Yuan ignored her and went downstairs to push the tricycle with Peng Jiahe.
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In an apartment somewhere in Shanghai, the room was filled with fragrance.
Jiang Lai, who was lying on the bed in his tooth-colored pajamas, hugged his phone and waited for Lu Yuan to reply to him. However, he did not get a reply even after a long time.
"Am I not his type?”
She lowered her head and looked at the white skin under her collar.
Is my figure really that bad?
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