Early morning.
A ray of sunlight penetrated the glass window and shone into the room.
Ye Yun slowly opened his eyes. It was the most gratifying time of the day. He stood in front of the mirror and admired the figure bathed in the sunlight.
"Why am I so handsome?"
His smile grew wider and wider, and slowly, his breath completely disappeared. His stiff smile became something that would last forever in this world.
Yes, it was.
Ye Yun was dead!
As the first person in the world to be killed by his handsomeness, he had left this world forever!
……
He had transmigrated.
Three days later, Ye Yun squatted on a chair and muttered to himself.
Just like a novel, he had transmigrated to another parallel world.
There was not much difference between this world and the original world.
De Yunshe was also extremely popular. His crosstalk was outstanding, and every venue was packed.
However, De Yunshe's crosstalk was very dutiful.
It was as if he was preaching to his ancestors, and there were no more improvements.
"Junior Brother, where's Master?"
A chubby guy with a smooth face knocked on Ye Yun's head.
"Senior Brother Yue, Master and Uncle Yu went out to get their hair done. They're preparing for the special show later!”
That's right.
This little fatty was Little Yueyue.
Ye Yun was also in De Yunshe.
The original owner of this body was also called Ye Yun, a lazy disciple of De Yunshe.
After five years in the sect, he didn't know how to sing or tease.
Eating, drinking, and defecating every day were extremely useless.
Perhaps even the heavens couldn't stand it anymore, so Ye Yun transmigrated into his body.
"What should we do? Master didn't bring his phone with him, so I can't contact him!”Little Yueyue looked worried.
"What's wrong, Senior Brother Yue?"
"My wife is about to give birth."
"What?"
Ye Yun's mouth twitched.
Perhaps it was because he had seen a lot of this crosstalk in his previous life, but now that Little Yueyue said this, it was a little hard to believe.
"My wife is about to give birth!" Little Yueyue emphasized again," I can't attend tonight's performance. I have to accompany my wife.”
"Then what about tonight's performance?"
"This…"
A hint of hesitation flashed across Little Yueyue's face. He then took out a piece of paper from his pocket and handed it to Ye Yun." These are the lines for tonight's crosstalk. After you memorize them, go on stage for me tonight!"”
"How can this be?"
"There's no better way now. You're the only one who can do it!”
Little Yueyue waved his hand." I can't waste any more time. My son is going to come out soon!" Good luck, I believe in you!"
"F * ck!"
10,000 grass mud horses were flying above Ye Yun's head.
Although this body had been learning for five years, there was nothing good about it. He had only transmigrated for three days and hadn't even studied hard, yet he was already going to perform on stage!
It seemed that tonight was destined to be an embarrassing moment.
"Ding! System activated!"
"Master has accumulated a certain amount of popularity points and will receive a chance to draw.”
"The novice gift pack has been sent. Do you want to activate it now?”
System!
Fuck!
Hearing the electronic voice, Ye Yun was instantly wet.
Who didn't know about the system? Once they obtained the system, they would definitely dominate the city in minutes and smoothly walk to the peak of their lives.
"System, quick, give me a set of Iron Man armor!”Ye Yun said excitedly.
"Operation violation, operation violation!" The system replied coldly.
Then give me ten million dollars!" Ye Yun thought for a moment and changed his request.
"Operation violation! Operation violation!" The system's voice was still cold.
"Then give me a little sister!"
"Dream on."
“……”
Ye Yun was speechless." I have everything I want. Tell me, what can you do?"”
"Accumulate popularity points and get a chance to draw. The host's popularity is zero. You can only open the novice gift bag. Do you want to open it?”
"Open it!"
"Ding! Congratulations, Master, you have gained the rhythm of crosstalk.”
"Crosstalk rhythm?"
"Yes, to help master better control the rhythm of the performance!”
"Tsk, I suddenly feel that you're of little value!”
"Host, you are wrong. This system is an omnipotent super system. As long as you are lucky enough, you will be able to obtain the complete set of Aoka-sensei's movements, the complete set of Hatano Yui sensei's movements, and the complete set of Ozawa Maria sensei's movements through the lottery."
"F * ck!"
"You may also get Durex ultra-thin condoms, Okamoto 0.3mm super condoms, and a multi-functional sex chair.”
"Can you give me something useful?”
What the hell was this stupid system's reward!
How good would it be to give him 10 million?
What kind of action complete works couldn't be bought? What kind of sex toys couldn't be bought?
"You might even be able to draw a lucky draw to obtain a complete crosstalk book, a mastery of jokes, and a joke to cheer for your crosstalk career.”
"This is not bad. Do you have more?"
"In short, only Master doesn't dare to think about it. There's nothing that we don't dare to reward!”
Squeak!
The door was gently pushed open!
Old Guo and Grandpa Yu walked in at the same time.
All the senior and junior brothers stood up in unison and bowed slightly to greet the two of them.
"Yes."
Old Guo waved his hand and signaled for everyone to get up." The performance is about to begin. We'll go to the waiting area to prepare. Remember, you must link up well. No mistakes are allowed.”
"Understood!"
The senior and junior brothers replied loudly, their faces filled with confidence.
"Good!"
Old Guo and Uncle Yu nodded and walked towards the Hou District.
Sun Yue poked Ye Yun's arm and whispered,""How is it? Are you ready?"
"It shouldn't be a problem."
"That's good. Good luck."
(ps[Recently, it has been all about crosstalk. The young author has always loved crosstalk, so he wants to write a book.] I promise that this book will bring you a different experience. As long as the data is good, I will add more at any time.)
(I hope you guys will order a collection and send me flowers. Thank you, thank you!)）
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