Ye Yun was surprised." Did I say something wrong?”
"There's no need to think about it. I just said it wrong."”
"What's his surname then?"
"It also has to be Yu."
"Surname Yu? Coincidence, this is a coincidence."
"How is it a coincidence? The son inherited his father's surname!”
"Understood! Old Master Yu is rich. He has a nickname in the suburbs of Beijing!”
"What nickname?"
"Big vegetable pig!"
"Pig? A vegetable pig?" Grandpa Yu widened his eyes.
"Rich, noob, really rich, big noob!”Ye Yun shouted happily.
"The rich are not called noobs, but rich men!”Grandpa Yu replied unhappily.
Seeing the smug look on Ye Yun's face and the anger on Uncle Yu's face, the audience burst into laughter.
Noob pig!
Rich man!
Foolish and unable to differentiate!
Ye Yun nodded." He's too rich. That house is worth mentioning."”
"What's there to talk about?" Grandpa Yu asked.”
" It's that courtyard," Ye Yun said." It occupies…9.6 million square kilometers!" Isn't it scary?"
The audience laughed and replied loudly,"Frightening!"
Ye Yun smacked her lips and looked at the audience." We're all living in other people's courtyards.”
"Yes, yes, this country is mine!" Grandpa Yu said.”
Ye Yun said to the audience," Go home and tear up the property ownership certificate. That thing is useless!"”
Grandpa Yu shook his head." This is a little too much. The main reason is that it's too big!"”
"Is it big?" Ye Yun turned around.
"It's big!" Yu Qian said.
Ye Yun nodded slightly to show that he understood."I understand, then I'll say it this way! In the middle of the courtyard, there were two motorways! Do it yourself ETC! Electronic Toll Collection (Electronic Toll Collection System). Freeways could deduct fees through the electronic tag on the windshield.）”
"Hahaha."
The audience burst into laughter.
"Teacher Yu hid it really well!"
"In all of China, Teacher Yu is definitely the first person to open a highway in the academy!”
"Does Little Yunyun have to pay a toll to go to Teacher Yu's house?”
……
Uncle Yu frowned when he saw the audience cheering.
"That's my own house. Why do I have to do an ETC?”
Ye Yun retorted," You don't understand. It's useful!"”
"What's the use of that?" Grandpa Yu asked.”
Ye Yun narrowed her eyes and smiled evilly." One of these two freeways is called Fubao Freeway.”
"Where does the Fubao highway go?" Grandpa Yu asked curiously.”
"From your father's house to your nanny's house!" Ye Yun explained.”
Grandpa Yu quickly interrupted him." Stop, stop, stop. Wait a while!" Why did my dad break his leg? Why did he go to the nanny's place to repair the highway?”
Phew!
The audience spoke in tacit understanding, and the meaning behind it was self-evident.
"There's another one called the Mom's Kitchen Express!" Ye Yun continued.”
"Mom's kitchen?"
"Your mother went to Chef's room!"
"Go, go, go."
"He's just rich." Ye Yun concluded," There's also the toilet bowl. It's worth mentioning."”
"What's there to say about the toilet?" Grandpa Yu asked.”
"Pure gold!" Ye Yun exclaimed. 48K gold!"
"A 48K? Pure gold?"
Ye Yun nodded vigorously. Let me tell you, this toilet bowl…you can't tell if it's sh * tting! Especially yellow!"
Hahahaha.
The audience automatically pictured the scene in their minds.
He was completely amused by Ye Yun's words.
"Eat more blood tofu." Grandpa Yu reacted quickly.”
Ye Yun grinned." The toilet seat, everyone. The toilet seat is inlaid with diamonds! Point upwards!"
"Ah?" Grandpa Yu asked.
Ye Yun frowned." Aiyo, bloody toilet bowl!”
The audience laughed out loud.
"Every time I go to the toilet, I'll spank dozens of ears.”
"The images in my mind can be said to be very powerful.”
"No wonder Teacher Yu's butt is so perky.”
"This is too cruel. Just thinking about it makes my butt hurt.”
"Hahahaha!"
……
The audience burst into laughter, completely disregarding their image.
Ye Yun gave him a thumbs up and continued,""In short, he's rich. His father is also capable and tall.”
"That's right," said Grandpa Yu.
Ye Yun pointed at Grandpa Yu." He's different. He doesn't follow his father's footsteps. He follows the neighbors.”
"Go!" Grandpa Yu shouted.
Ye Yun ignored him." There are so many neighbors. If we follow the neighbors…"
"Stop it!" Grandpa Yu raised his voice. Let me ask you, do people follow the neighborhood? I don't follow my father, but my neighbors?"
Ye Yun whispered," Why are you angry? You're just like your mother!"”
"That's right!" Grandpa Yu nodded. I'll take after my mother!"
Ye Yun continued," That's right. Your mother is called a neighbor!"”
"Is this even a human name?" Grandpa Yu said unhappily.”
Ye Yun nodded seriously." Neighborhood Wang! Her nickname is neighbor!"
Everyone rubbed their stomachs that hurt from laughing.
He admired Ye Yun's thinking.
His name was called Neighborhood, and his nickname was Neighbor.
It was simply perfect!
"My grandparents are too casual with their names."”
"Anyway, your father is rich. He orders food in a different way from ordinary people."”
"How is it different?" Grandpa Yu asked.”
Ye Yun replied,"Normal people are waiters ordering dishes." Your father is a waiter. Come here quickly. If you don't, I'll commit suicide!”
"Why is your temper so bad?!" Grandpa Yu asked.”
Ye Yun nodded." He was too hot-tempered. The waiter stopped him and said,'Sir, don't be like this. Here's a knife for you.'”
"Why are you giving me a knife?!" Grandpa Yu was shocked.”
Ye Yun laughed." You scared your father. Your father put down the kitchen knife and took the menu. He asked," What do you have here?" The waiter said," This is a big restaurant. We have everything. It's especially complete."”
"Big hotels are indeed different."”
Ye Yun replied," That's right. Your father opened his mouth and said,'Since you have everything, then steam a camel.'”
"Steamed camel!" Grandpa Yu exclaimed.”
Ye Yun replied," That's right. The waitress was also in a difficult position. In the end, she apologized to your father. Only then did your father let the little girl go."”
Grandpa Yu nodded." It's indeed a little difficult."”
Ye Yun imitated Uncle Yu's father and picked up the menu.""Since there are no camels, then give me a pine egg. Haha, yes, all of them.”
"My father's spending level is only this!" Grandpa Yu said.”
Ye Yun said," That's right. I didn't pack any ginger juice after eating the egg!" Do you think I have money?"
The audience was convinced by Ye Yun's expression.
Why was it that when Ye Yun said these things, it had such a joyful effect?
"Wow, I love you so much!"
"I want you to tell jokes beside my pillow!”
"Little brother, I want you!"
"You're rude."
"Little brother, can I have you?”
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