"You call your father Second Uncle?"
“嗐!”
"Then do you call your mother Third Aunt?”
"Go, go, go!" Uncle Yu shouted,"You've messed it up. Others call him Second Uncle. He's the second oldest."”
"I remember that your father is stupid, but he is stupid!”
"Your father is only stupid!"
"Look, your grandpa has no children.”
"Yes."
"Your third uncle is infertile."
"My third uncle is infertile at most."
"Then who is infertile? Your aunt?"
"What does this aunt have to do with my third uncle?”
"I remember that your aunt went to Xinxing Hospital and then went to Qianhai Hospital. They returned the money. Qianhai Hospital treats prostates, but your aunt doesn't.”Ye Yun chattered on.
"Nonsense! Does my aunt have a bladder? Don't talk nonsense, just say that you don't have any children!”
"He doesn't have any children. Alright, he's the only one here with Teacher Yu anyway.”
"Yes."
"Without him, we can't live at home.”
"There's no one else."
"His father was sitting alone in the study, holding a copy of 'The Plum in the Golden Vase' in his hand.”
"Look at the book my father is reading."
"I can't watch anymore."
"What's wrong?"
"Close the book, put it back in its original place, and replace it with an illustrated one.”
According to an ordinary person's train of thought, if they couldn't watch it anymore, they naturally had something on their mind.
In addition to the previous foreshadowing, having no children made Father Yu feel quite painful, so it was only reasonable that he did not take it in.
But who would have thought…
"Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter. It's not enough to just look at the text.”
"From my experience as an experienced person, the illustrated version is indeed wonderful.”
"Brother, let's talk in private. Let's go out and add each other on WeChat.”
"Who can stand watching 'The Plum in the Golden Vase' every day, and the illustrated version at that?”
"Brother Ye Yun, why don't you stop performing crosstalk and come with me now? I'll support you in the future! Whatever you want, I'll buy it for you! You can choose any luxury car or house you want!"
"Little brother Ye Yun is so funny. From the beginning until now, I haven't stopped laughing. I'm laughing until I'm wet!”
A girl had no qualms about saying such words that made people blush and their hearts race.
Of course, the girl wasn't exaggerating. She was telling the truth.
In medical research, when a girl's brain was too excited, such a situation would occur. Moreover, this kind of excitement did not only come from the two genders. Even if it was pure happiness, it would cause the same result.
The girl knew.
But what surprised them was-
This girl actually said what they didn't dare to say openly.
Let's talk about Ye Yun.
He sighed and paced around, pretending to hold a book in his hand. He sighed and said,"Tsk, look at that Lord Ximen. He's a pervert. He also has descendants! Look at me, I'm also a pervert! Why don't I have any children? Even if it was a girl, or at least a pekingese!”
"Dog!"
"Why don't I have a child? As she spoke, she was sad and sad, and she started crying.”
"Is Ku Sa crying? That's shit!"
"Zi…I'm crying."
"He peed quite far away."
"In any case, your father is crying and peeing. The little servant girl passed by.”
"I saw it."
"That's right. The servant girl leaned against the window. Yo, what's wrong with this old bastard?”
"How can a servant speak like this?"
"What's wrong with this old minister? No, I have to report to Madam. After saying that, he jogged to the inner residence. Just as he was about to report, he realized that Furen was also sad.”
"My mom is not happy either."
"Madam is holding a book in her hand-"
Ye Yun looked at the audience.
"Golden Lotus!"
The audience did not disappoint and answered directly.
Ye Yun nodded with satisfaction." I can't read anymore. Close the book and put it back."”
"I changed it to an illustrated version," Grandpa Yu said.”
Ye Yun shook his head.”
"I went to watch the video!" Grandpa Yu said.”
Ye Yun grinned." Look at Pan Jinlian. She's a slut. She has descendants too."”
The audience couldn't hold it in anymore.
Because of the previous comparison, the audience naturally knew what Ye Yun was going to say.
Therefore, every word Ye Yun said caused the audience to burst into laughter.
"Does she have any descendants?" Grandpa Yu asked.”
"How would I know!"
"You don't know what to say!"
"It's not important." Ye Yun waved her hand." Look at my neighbor Wang. I'm also like that. Why don't I have a child? Even if it was a girl, at least it would be a Chihua!”
"It's getting smaller and smaller."
"As he spoke, Ku Mo started crying.”
"Yes."
"A servant girl came in and said,'Furen, why are you crying here too? The master in the study was also crying! Hurry up and take a look! So the servant girl carried it over."
"Why are you still carrying it?" asked Grandpa Yu.”
"Your mother has no legs!" Ye Yun said.”
"Why are there no legs?"
"One of them is true."
"What are you talking about?"
"Both of them are real.”Ye Yun chose to compromise." In the end, your mother went to the study and found your father scratching the wall.”
"Is my father a dog? Why are you scratching the wall?"
"So sad!"
As he spoke, Ye Yun's face was full of enchantment as she scratched the air and said,""Aiya, why don't I have a child? God, why are you treating me like this?”
"Sad." Grandpa Yu nodded.
"Your mother had to persuade him, so she went forward and said," Minister, you're usually so happy, why are you frowning today?"”
"Look." He was very successful in maintaining his mother's image of being educated and reasonable.
"I said quail!"
"Quail, quail, what do you want to fight?”
"Anren, how many years has it been since I took you out? Did you give birth to a son and a daughter for me?”
"No, I haven't."
"Then what use do I have for you?"
"What does this have to do with me? It's all your Yu family's shamelessness.”
"Ah ~"
Here, Ye Yun was imitating two people. It was very realistic, but there was a hint of vile aura.
"Phew!"
"Refund!"
As soon as he said that, Ye Yun shuddered." Refund? Who said they wanted a refund? Haven't you seen how people beat people up?"
Seeing Ye Yun's domineering appearance, the audience became even happier.
"I finally realized that when the actors at De Yun Studio heard about the refund, they were on steroids.”
"But try not to offend De Yunshe as much as possible. Otherwise, you'll really hit someone, hahaha.”
"This show is so exciting. Why are they all refunding the tickets? Don't always scare people. Look at how scared Little Yunyun is!”
"From today onwards, as long as little brother Ye Yun performs, I will definitely be there!”
"Add me in."
The audience was bustling.
While Grandpa Yu was performing his crosstalk, he felt quite moved.
Decades.
Such a grand occasion had never happened before.
(Brothers, today's 10,000-word update has been completed, but there should be 11,000 words. This is our creed, no more, no less. We must not deceive the readers.) I also hope that the readers can give the author a little bit of support. This little brother here thanks all the brothers.）
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