On the stage.
Ye Yun sighed, his face full of grievance.
"Dear viewers, you've seen for yourself how shameless these guys are.”
"How is it shameless?" Sun Yue continued the conversation.
"You actually want me to recite the contents of the Four Great Classics backwards? Oh my god, you guys don't do anything. Every time, you just say 'go to hell' and then go backstage to get money. What right do you have to ask us?”
"No, this is a need for division of labor."
"Is there a need for division of labor?" Ye Yun turned her head." Of course, they don't have to work hard. We have to memorize and learn every day. They don't have to. They just have to sleep and earn money!”
"No, no, look at you. Who doesn't put in the effort?”Sun Yue corrected.
"Did you put in any effort?"
"We have to memorize and learn too!”
"Learn my ass!"
"Your mouth is so dirty!"
Ye Yun rolled her eyes." Do you know how boring it is to be a sidekick? Counting her hair in front of the mirror! Drink a glass of water and wait on the toilet! How was it? Is it boring enough?"
"Stop, stop. Let's talk properly. I'm not joking!”
"Good!"
"A proper question!"
"Good!"
"I'll answer seriously."
"Then I'll ask! Do you regret teasing Chang'e?”
As soon as he said that, the entire stadium instantly erupted.
The audience burst into laughter and cheered.
"I can't take it anymore. I'm going crazy from laughing!”
"Little brother Ye Yun is so interesting.”
"Teasing Chang'e, isn't that something only Zhu Bajie would do?”
"Why haven't I seen little brother Ye Yun perform in the past? Such a wonderful crosstalk actor is De Yunshe's treasure!”
"Phew!"
The audience spoke up in unison, and the atmosphere became even livelier.
Ye Yun continued," We have all bought tickets. Answer us!"”
"I regret it." Sun Yue looked dejected.
"I regret it." Ye Yun looked pleased.
"I regret that I failed."
"Is that the little white rabbit you gave birth to with Chang'e?”
"Go away, go away. Can that give birth to a little white rabbit? Isn't this messing around?"
"Heh, this is also a joke."
"Let's not joke around.”
"Alright, then I'll ask you a serious question.”Ye Yun's expression turned serious." How many years have you been doing crosstalk?”
"Almost twenty years!" Sun Yue replied.
"Then let me ask you, what are the four subjects of crosstalk?”
"This…"
Sun Yue stood rooted to the ground, confused. She didn't know how to answer.
The audience burst into laughter once again. They leaned forward and backward, completely disregarding their image.
Many of the audience took out their phones and took pictures of the scene on stage, uploading them to various social media platforms.
For example, the most popular ones like Douyin, Weibo, and Shimalaya.
These people didn't need to be stuck in the recording because every scene on the stage was enough to make people laugh.
On the stage.
Sun Yue still didn't know the answer. She shook her head and said," I really don't know. Tell me, what do you have?”
"Say it and learn how to tease!" " The riddle is on the riddle!" Ye Yun said while counting her fingers.”
After he finished speaking, he applauded himself with a smug smile.
"Phew!"
"What a wonderful world!"
"You must have taken the wrong medicine!" Sun Yue replied unhappily.
"You're the one who took the wrong medicine!"
"Is that a question? You've given me a fright by asking me this directly!”
"Look, from this, you can see that the sidekick is not good!”
"Go to hell!"
"Look, that's all you know!"
Ye Yun and Sun Yue bowed amidst their laughter, signaling the end of the crosstalk.
The audience raised their hands and applauded generously.
There were even people whistling and cheering.
"Ye Yun, I love you!"
"This is too exciting! I hope to see you again next time!"
"You're my favorite crosstalk actor. Can I add you on WeChat?”
Hearing this, Ye Yun, who was about to leave the stage, suddenly turned around and said," Excuse me, big brother. The little girl can add me on WeChat, but what do you want to do?"”
"Hahahaha!"
“……”
It could be said that after Old Guo and Old Master Yu's performance, Ye Yun and Sun Yue's performance was not embarrassing at all.
Whether it was in terms of popularity or satisfaction, it could be said to be the pinnacle of De Yunshe's work in recent years.
After experiencing Ye Yun's teasing, the audience suddenly fell in love with this crosstalk style and with this handsome crosstalk actor.
In today's society, the pressure on people multiplied.
There are parents above, and there are daughters below.
School, work, family, and relationships were all jumbled together, making a person's spirit almost collapse. People hoped to find joy, but they found that the joy in life was getting lesser and lesser.
However, today's crosstalk had allowed everyone to let go of their burdens and remove the cliff above everyone's heads. It allowed them to laugh out loud and cheer.
A young man wiped his tears of excitement and posted the video on Xinlang Weibo.
On the introduction, he wrote:
@ Li Jiaqi Austin
"Wow, diamond crosstalk. It's so funny that it's going to explode. I hope everyone likes it!”
A sweet-looking girl turned on her phone and sent a one-minute long video to Short videos video.
The title read:
@ Peng Sixteen
" Life is a long one. When you are young, you are busy with your studies. When you are young, you are busy with your relationships. When you are old, you cherish your time. When will you let go of your burdens and smile?
Today, I'll give you a smile."
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