At a zoo.
In order to raise their reputation in the local area, the breeder also brought out two little tigers.
"No matter what it is, just take it!"
After saying that, his hands ravaged the heads of the two little tigers back and forth.
The two little tigers widened their eyes in disbelief.
F * ck!
We are the kings of the forest, the top hunters in the world.
He was actually taken by someone today!
It was a great humiliation!
Once this video was released, it instantly became popular on the internet, and the likes and love for it continued to increase.
"Haha, this is my first time seeing Tiger Coiling!”
"Are people so bold these days? Even a tiger dares to mess around?"
"Now, you can coil the tiger. When the tiger grows up, its two big hooves will coil you to death in minutes.”
"Tiger: Little dog, wait for me to call my father over!”
"I've been slapped until I'm dumbfounded!"
……
At the dining table.
The two beauties picked up the meatballs, dipped them in sesame sauce, and prepared to send them into their mouths.
However, at this moment, a pair of hands reached over and snatched the meatballs from the mouths of the two women. They started rolling in his palms.
"No matter what it is, just take it!"
As expected, once this video was uploaded, it became popular again.
"It's done.”
"I'm waiting for you to find two cactuses and bring us a wonderful performance.”
"It wasn't easy for Little Missy to eat it, but you snatched it away! Why does this scene remind me of an idiom, called snatching food from the tiger's mouth!”
"I have a cactus at home. I'm waiting for my brother to chat privately.”
……
390 Encyclopedia even created a new entry to give the most accurate explanation for 'Pan it'.
The popularity of this poem came from a line in the crosstalk of " Wen Wan "-dry and dry, mom and mom, roll it!
The joke of the whole sentence was that no matter who it was, they could buy anything.
Later, this meme was used in various places.
For example, when he saw someone or something that made him unhappy, it was similar to the meaning of " dissing her." Or when he saw a pretty lady, he could also say that he was flirting with her.
In short, everything could be controlled!
……
Ye Yun had long known that once these two words appeared, it would definitely become popular on the Internet.
However, he did not expect that it would achieve such an amazing effect!
Ye Yun looked at the skyrocketing popularity points and could not help but be stunned.
Five million!
A total of five million popularity points!
Although he didn't know how this number was calculated, Ye Yun knew that he was about to reach the peak of his life!
"System!" Ye Yun shouted in his heart.
"Master, may I know what instructions you have?" The system's intellectual voice sounded in his mind.
"I want to draw!"
"Alright."
"How much popularity points does it cost to draw once?”
"One million."
"F * ck, you dog!"
Ye Yun's eyes widened. He had originally expected to get 100,000 popularity points for a draw, but this stupid system was asking for a million!
In front of this value, the five million that he thought would be enough to enrich one side did not seem to be that much!
"Master has been maliciously insulting the system. The system will automatically shut down.”The intellectual voice sounded again.
"Stop, stop. You're the best system, okay?”Ye Yun had no choice but to lower his head to the lewd forces.
"Detected that master's luck value has reached five million. Do you want to proceed with the lottery?”
"Yes, sir!"
Ye Yun gritted his teeth and made up his mind.
"Beep beep."
"Congratulations, Master, for obtaining a high-level reward and becoming a winner in life!”
Hearing this, Ye Yun's eyes widened slightly, and she couldn't help but smile like an aunt.
"Dang dang dang! 0.3 Millimeter Durex Ultra Thin Condoms, you deserve it!”Ye Yun's face darkened when he heard the intellectual voice again.
"This is your so-called high-level reward?”
"Yes, I've introduced it to you before. Durex Okami and the complete collection of Teacher Cang's movements are the luckiest things in the system.”The system's voice was still lukewarm.
Indeed.
When he first obtained the system, the system had already explained that the luckiest reward would be the complete set of actions, followed by practical items.
"Again! I don't believe that I can't get anything useful!”
"Beep beep! Congratulations to the owner for being extremely lucky. You have obtained a 0.1 Supreme Ultra-thin Okamoto Condom!”
"Again!"
"Beep beep! Congratulations to Master for being extremely lucky. You have obtained the complete set of Teacher Cang's movements in the Heaven and Earth version!”
"Again!"
"Beep beep! Congratulations to the owner for being extremely lucky. You have obtained a set of Reiss's sexy lingerie!”
Ye Yun collapsed.
This thing was a complete scam!
A total of four million popularity points, and he had drawn such a lousy thing.
One million left.
Slap!
The system started operating again.
"Beep beep! The master's luck was bad. He had drawn a top-notch ventriloquism imitation and a top-notch personal charm!”
So…
This was called luck.
I'll have to trouble myself to keep my luck down in the future!
The so-called ventriloquism was a powerful manifestation of imitation.
They could use their own skills to imitate the sounds of various animals and various natural environments.
Of course, for Ye Yun, the biggest effect of ventriloquism was the strong sense of immersion.
Using this technique, he could make his crosstalk even more smooth.
As for Charm, Ye Yun didn't really understand.
However, when he looked in the mirror, he suddenly felt that he had become more handsome!
Moreover, this change was not obvious. You couldn't tell what had changed in him, but you could clearly feel his damn charm.
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