"This is a good film."
Ye Yun introduced the movie to the audience,"This theater is showing Just For Joke. The other theaters are showing Hollywood blockbusters."”
"Aiyo, fighting in the arena!" Sun Yue exclaimed.”
"Right! They're all Yuyu. They're very good-looking!"
"It's all Yu…Wait a minute!" Sun Yue reacted." Aren't you messing around?”
"Who messed around?"
"Then what kind of foreign films can be made in Henan dialect?”
"Of course!"
"Let me think!" Sun Yue scratched her head." There's a few days ago's 'The Dare to Die 2'. It's the kind where tough guys fight. Is that also in Henan dialect?”
"Of course!" Ye Yun smiled confidently.
"Can I still watch it? Can it be good?" Sun Yue was puzzled.
"It sounds great!" Ye Yun stretched out his hands and continued,""Stallone held his gun and shouted,'I'll kill you, you bastard!”
Sun Yue's face slowly darkened.
Ye Yun: " Oh my god, Arnold Schwarzenegger is twisting back and forth. Oh my god, it hurts!"”
"Aren't you disgusting? There's no such thing!"
Ye Yun: " This is simply wonderful. For example, the world-famous film Titanic could still move the audience!”
"Please wait a moment."
"The audience was so touched that tears flowed down their faces!”
"Aiyo, it's still flowing down.”Sun Yue said disdainfully," Just Titanic. The ship crashed into an iceberg. How can Yuyu do such a disaster movie?"”
"Of course!"
"Seriously, have you seen this film?”Sun Yue questioned.
"I saw it!" Ye Yun replied directly.
"Alright, then how about you use Yu language, which is He Nan's language, to imitate one of the scenes?”
"Imitate one of the classic scenes.”
Ye Yun cleared her throat and entered her acting mode." It's when the female lead jumped off the bed.”
"Wait!" The shredded meat jumped off the bed?"
"What bed?!" Jump off the ship!"
"Are you sure your boat doesn't have legs?"”
Hearing this question, Ye Yun raised his head again and pondered. After a few seconds, he nodded." Yes."”
"Disgusting!"
"The shredded meat is by the bed…"
"What bedside!"
"No, the side of the boat is the fence of the boat. If we stay here, we have to jump down.”
"Yo!"
"Jack came over and started chatting and communicating, didn't he?”
"This is the first time the two of them have met.”
The audience also thought of that scene.
The waves were rough, and the heroine jumped over the fence of the ship, ready to jump into the cold sea.
At this moment, Jack rushed over and used his words to make the female lead give up on the idea of committing suicide.
Indeed, this part was very classic and romantic.
"Let me imitate a part." Ye Yun opened his arms and looked into the distance.
"This is shredded meat?" Sun Yue understood.
"That's right." Ye Yun nodded." Jack is smoking, Sai Yuqian!”
"Look at this thing!"
Ye Yun imitated Jack's actions and said,""Ni 'er, what are you doing?"
The moment these words were said, the entire scene exploded.
The romantic fantasy instantly disappeared. It was as if they had returned to the mountain village, where the old man who was hoeing the land called the auntie who was herding the sheep.
The audience burst into laughter. Ye Yun raised his hands and turned into tendrils again. He glanced at Jack and said," Get lost! I'll jump!"
Ye Yun pretended to smoke and took a deep breath, causing her body to tremble violently.
"You must be suffering from numbness!"”
Ye Yun imitated Jack's tone." What? It's still cool!"
The audience laughed even louder when they saw Ye Yun's expression.
"What? Can the seawater be measured? How much (cold) is it?"
"A lot? It's measurable! You look at your Ni 'er, she's really energetic!”
"There's no such translation!" Sun Yue waved her hand and interrupted him.
"It's a good film!"
"How is it good? I couldn't tell!"
"How about this, the two of us perform the most classic scene of Titanic.”
"What is it?"
"After the boat broke, the two of us parted in the water.”
"You can still use Yu language to move the audience! What do you think?"
"The male and female protagonists, one was lying on the deck of the boat, while the other was soaking in the water. The two of them were separated by life and death, and finally, the male protagonist sank.”
"How is it?"
"Is that okay?" Sun Yue was a little doubtful.
"What do you guys think?" Ye Yun looked at the audience.
"Alright!"
The audience cheered loudly and was full of anticipation for the two's performance of Titanic.
"Wow, Brother Ye Yun is going to act today! He must be the most handsome Jack!"
"I want to be his shredded meat, his favorite shredded meat!”
"After watching Titanic, I still remember that sad scene. I hope it can give me a different feeling today.”
"Don't worry, Brother Ye Yun is a crosstalk actor. He usually won't let you cry on stage.”
"Good luck!"
……
On the stage.
"That's it," Ye Yun said."You play the shredded pork, and I'll play Jack."”
"This won't do!"
"Why not?"
"Think about it. If I were shredded meat, how big would I need?”As she spoke, Sun Yue gestured at her wider body." If there was really such a ship plank, everyone on the ship would be saved!”
Ye Yun pondered for a moment." Heh, it's true!”
Sun Yue: " That's right. You have to play the shredded pork and I'll play Jack.”
Ye Yun: " That's fine too. I'll put on some makeup."”
After saying that, Ye Yun took out a wig from under the table and put it on with his back facing the audience.
"Turn around and show the audience!"”
"Yes."
Ye Yun nodded and turned around.
It had to be said that Ye Yun's facial features were too exquisite.
Now that she was wearing a wig, although she did not look charming at all, she had an indescribable heroic spirit.
She was valiant and charming.
"F * ck! He's too handsome!"
"This feeling is hard to describe! He's simply handsome and beautiful!"
"It's over. I always thought that brother Ye Yun and I didn't have any conflicts. He was in charge of handsomeness, and I was in charge of beauty! But now it seems that if he becomes beautiful, I'll be fine!”
"It's over. I've completely submitted!”
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