Also known as Sha Diao Chen's First Time
"Idiot! The correct way to sit was to lean against the water tank!”
Sister Chao Yue was so angry at the idiotic Chenchen that she almost burst out laughing.
He was so anxious that he helped the Emperor of Chen correct the toilet posture.
When the Emperor of Chen was taken away by Sister Chaoyue and placed on the seat, he was a pervert!
In the past hundred years, the King of Chen had never been so close to a woman.
He vaguely remembered that the last time he was close to a woman was sixty years ago, when he secretly watched the little junior sister he liked become a Golden Core from five hundred miles away…
The Emperor of Chen couldn't stand the fact that a beautiful girl in her prime was going online for him.
Her face was almost covered by the red gas, especially the CO2 emitted by Sister Chaoyue.
The nameless sister of the Emperor of Chen almost cried…
The Emperor of Chen couldn't take it anymore. He didn't release any water for a long time.
This made her feel very embarrassed. She said to Yang Chaoyue, who was blind at night,"
"Little Chaoyue! Can you go out for a while? With you here, I'm a little embarrassed to let you go!”
Sister Chaoyue wanted to help, but she felt disgusted by the arrogant King of Chen. She left the bathroom…
"Phew!"
The Emperor of Chen let out a long sigh…
The King of Chen, who had never been seen by anyone or watched by girls, finally quieted down and started to prepare to go to the bathroom.| Water…
At first, the Emperor of Chen was a little shy, but the naked body warned her to hurry up.
And so, as the loli girl trembled…
"Crash! Crash! Crash!"
It was the first time that a girl went to the toilet.
"Is this what girls do? She's really different from us men! How strange! Even the feeling of slapping the water was so strange. It was really good!”
It took the Emperor of Chen one minute to finish pouring the water. Then, he encountered a new problem.
It was a question that he had never considered when he was still a man-how could he let that nameless person 'f * ck' him?
[Emperor of Chen's OS: There isn't even a toilet token here. Should I just dry it like a man?] Or wait for her to do it naturally?
The King of Chen sat on the toilet bowl for a long time, thinking for a long time, but he still couldn't come up with anything.
At this moment, the Emperor of Chen noticed something similar to the toilet token she used when she was a mortal.
The Emperor of Chen picked up the disposable toothbrush in the bathroom and thought,"
"Is this brush the toilet token here? Although the brush was very soft, it was still a little inappropriate to wipe there!”
Holding the furry toilet token, the King of Chen felt a bit embarrassed. His face was so red that it was about to bleed…
He sighed to himself." The people in this world are really weird. Aren't they afraid of bleeding when they use this furry toilet tile to wipe their ass?"”The Emperor of Chen picked up the toilet token and was about to wipe that place…
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At this moment, Sister Chaoyue had been chased out of the bathroom by the King of Chen for a long time, but no one came out. She thought that the old man Chenchen had fallen into a trap.
Whoosh! After a long pause, Yang Chaoyue, who was a little bored, directly entered the room.
"Chenchen! Are you alright? Why are you so slow?"
The Emperor of Chen was about to wipe the toilet with his furry toilet token, but he was caught by Sister Chaoyue. He stopped and said,"
"This brush of yours is inconvenient to wipe. I'm not used to it!”
Yang Chaoyue covered her little head in shock and exclaimed,"
"Stupid Chenchen! That's for brushing teeth. Of course, you have to use toilet paper to wipe your butt, idiot!”
After hearing that, Emperor Chen quickly put the disposable toothbrush behind his back, so that Sister Chaoyue wouldn't notice.
After hearing what the King of Chen said, Sister Chao Yue quickly checked her toothbrush and found that it was gone.
"Stupid Chenchen! Where did that disposable toothbrush go? You didn't really wipe that area with your toothbrush, did you?”
"No! I haven't had the time!"
The Emperor of Chen said.
"This is toilet paper. It's used to wipe there! Do you know how to use it? Don't tell me you need me to teach you all this!”
Sister Chao Yue helplessly took out the roll of toilet paper and gave it to the King of Chen, making him feel embarrassed.
"Cough cough! This old man can still do it!"
Emperor Chen said to Sister Chaoyue with embarrassment.
"Then hurry up! It's so dark, and it's scary to be alone…"
Sister Chao Yue said with a little fear as she retreated.
"Yes!"
The King of Chen nodded, took the roll of toilet paper in his hand and felt it.
Even though the toilet paper was of inferior quality from Earth, it was still a waste of time.
However, for the Emperor of Chen who used to clean the toilet with wooden chips, this was a treasure!
When the Emperor of Chen was a mortal, he didn't even see paper.
After entering the sect to cultivate, the yellow paper used to make runes was too expensive. How could she be willing to use it to wipe her ass!
After fasting, the Emperor of Chen didn't worry about it anymore. Now that he had found his memory, he was a little sad…
Holding a small roll of paper, the King of Chen was in a dilemma again!
The Emperor of Chen had done everything. He had gone to the Nine Heavens to go through the Thunder Tribulation and went down to the Nine Nether to destroy the monsters.
He had done all these things, but he had never done anything to help a girl!
And this girl was him. This experience was really f * cking unbelievable!
Even the Emperor of Chen, who had been cultivating for a hundred years, felt embarrassed!
Moreover, this small roll of toilet paper (the toilet paper in hotels was very small) was cylindrical in shape. It was not easy to use!
The Emperor of Chen hesitated for a long time. In the end, he had to use the roll of paper to wipe that place because it was inconvenient…
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