Squeak! "Hello…"
When He Fu and Huang Lei arrived at the entrance of the mushroom house, they gently pushed open the wooden door that wasn't very sturdy. They saw Xu Cang, who had just finished cleaning, sitting under the pergola with a cigarette in his mouth and puffing smoke. Every movement and expression were perfectly exposed under the camera.
For a moment, the two of them stood at the door and looked at each other. They thought to themselves that this amateur was too unscrupulous! Wasn't smoking in front of the camera a bad influence on the children in front of the television?
At the same time, Xu Cang, who had heard the commotion, also saw He Fu and Huang Lei entering the door. He immediately put out his cigarette butt in the self-made ashtray and stood up to welcome them warmly."Teacher He, Teacher Huang, you're finally here. I'm Xu Cang, our program's resident guest.”
"Hello…Hello!"
The two old men who had been in the entertainment industry for many years were very good at receiving people. Even if their first impression of the young man in front of them was not very good, they did not show it on the surface and shook hands with Xu Cang kindly.
At this moment, Huang Lei saw that the camera was facing him and said playfully,"Dear viewers and friends, smoking is harmful to your health. Teacher Huang is here to remind everyone that for the sake of their own health and the health of their families, remember to smoke less or not.”
These words seemed to be warning the audience, but in fact, they were hinting at Xu Cang not to smoke in front of the camera.
Xu Cang wasn't a fool. He immediately understood what Huang Lei meant. He looked at the camera and said seriously,""Yes, smoking is extremely harmful to the body. I'm very sorry. Just now, due to my personal negligence, I gave the audience a very bad lead. I hereby solemnly apologize to everyone.”
"Teachers, I'm really sorry. I'm usually a heavy addict, and it's my first time participating in a reality show like this. I'm inevitably a little nervous.”
Xu Cang's polite apology made Huang Lei feel that he was being petty.
As a newcomer, it was inevitable that they would be nervous when they were on their first show. Unlike them, who had been in the entertainment industry for decades, they were already calm and at ease when facing the camera. Often, when the camera turned, they would be in their best state at the first moment.。
"Alright, it's great for young people to learn from their mistakes. If you want to smoke in the future, try not to smoke in front of the camera.”He Fou didn't want to make the atmosphere awkward as soon as they got to know each other, so he gently pulled Xu Cang's sleeve and whispered,
"No, no!" Xu Cang shook his head and smiled.”
Puchi... He Fou was amused by Xu Cang's straightforward words. He patted Xu Cang's back (mainly because Xu Cang was 185 cm tall, so He Fou couldn't pat his shoulder) and said,""Other people would break their heads and want to stick their entire face onto the camera in order to gain exposure, but you, on the other hand, want to play hide-and-seek with the camera…You're really useless."
Hehe... Xu Cang smiled awkwardly." I'm just worried that my performance won't be good and that I'll attract criticism for our show. Besides, with Teacher He and Teacher Huang around, would I be afraid of not having enough cameras?"”
This flattery was quite accurate. He Fu and Huang Lei felt as refreshed as if they had eaten a ginseng fruit. They thought that Xu Cang was a sensible and good child.
The executive director, Wang Zhengyu, who was standing at the periphery, was very happy to see the happy atmosphere of the three permanent guests. He secretly gave Xu Cang a thumbs up and was very satisfied with his performance.
At the same time, Wang Zhengyu also knew that it was time to announce the rules of the show. He coughed a few times and focused the attention of the three permanent guests who were sitting on the pergola and chatting softly on him. Then, he said vividly,"Welcome to the Mushroom House. "There are more than 30 kinds of crops here. They are the foundation of your survival in the future. Our measurement unit is corn. In other words, if you want other things or ingredients, you have to use corn to exchange.
"Also, according to our agreement with the landlord of the mushroom house, from the time you move in to the time you leave, you will need to pay 1,000 corns as rent for three months.”
"What…" When Huang Lei heard that he was going to use 1,000 grains of corn to deduct the rent, he picked up his slippers and stared at Wang Zhengyu with an unfriendly gaze."Director, I'll give you a chance to rephrase your words. Otherwise, don't blame my slippers for not recognizing you.”
Wang Zhengyu was obviously not a good person. He raised his index finger and said,"The rent is 1,000 pieces of corn. In addition, the ingredients you need will also be exchanged with corn.”
As soon as he finished speaking, an unknown object drew a perfect arc and smashed into Wang Zhengyu's face. The staff at the scene instantly laughed. Huang Lei was furious and said,"A thousand pieces of corn? Why don't you go and snatch them?”
Wang Zhengyu, who had black lines all over his head after being hit by the slippers, also lost his temper. He said stiffly,"You can't miss out on a single one of the 1,000 pieces of corn. How you break it is up to the three of you. It has nothing to do with our program team.”
"Hei, this explosive temper of mine…" Huang Lei was so angry that he grabbed the slippers under his feet again and wanted to smash them.
When Wang Zhengyu saw Huang Lei's actions, he immediately took a few steps back timidly. At the same time, he could not help but complain in his heart. He might be the first executive director in the history of a Chinese variety show to be thrown a slipper by a guest.
At this moment, He Jiong, the good guy, stepped forward and stopped Huang Lei from taking the next step. He turned to Wang Zhengyu and said,""Director, can you reduce it a little? 1,000 grains of corn is really too much."
Alright then! Actually, Wang Zhengyu also knew that 1,000 pills was indeed a little too much for the three permanent guests. After hesitating for a moment, he nodded with difficulty and said,"Nine hundred then."
" 660 is a lucky number," Huang Lei bargained.
"No…At least 880." Wang Zhengyu said.
At this moment, Xu Cang knew that it was his turn. He coughed lightly and said,"Seven hundred! Director…Teacher Huang and Teacher He are both old, and their bodies are more or less unable to take it. You have to understand!”
He Fu and Huang Lei turned their heads and looked at Xu Cang with approval. Wang Zhengyu also took this opportunity to nod and say,""Alright then! The rent is 700 pieces of corn."
yes... After seeing the executive director agree, Xu Cang, He Jiong, and Huang Lei won the negotiation for their side and high-fived each other happily.
Seeing that it was getting late, the three of them discussed and decided to have Zhajiang Noodles for dinner. Huang Lei asked,"Director, give me a piece of pork…"
" 200 pieces of corn."
"What? A piece of pork costs 200 corn?”
The black-hearted production team once again made Huang Lei fly into a rage. The slipper once again accurately hit the head of the executive director, Wang Zhengyu. Xu Cang saw an axe embedded deep in the wooden stake and knew that it was time for him to make his appearance. He immediately strode over with his long legs and walked in front of Wang Zhengyu with the axe in his hand.
"Director, leave a line today so that we can meet again in the future. You have to be kind!”
Wang Zhengyu looked at the shining axe blade in front of him and his heart tightened for no reason. However, he still said firmly,"A piece of pork for 200 corn. This is non-negotiable.”
Huang Lei and He Fu were also shocked. They pulled Xu Cang from both sides and comforted him,"Alright, Little Cang, we have to lower our heads when we are under the eaves. 200 yuan it is. Let's cook first.”
Following the strength of the two people's hands, Xu Cang was obediently pulled back to the pergola. Wang Zhengyu heaved a sigh of relief and secretly complained, not knowing whether to laugh or cry. Damn it, I might be the most aggrieved and cowardly executive director in the history of variety shows. I've been threatened by the guests time and time again. I really can't live this life.
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