"What kind of identity package did the production team give me?”
After " gladly agreeing " to join the show, Han Xuan gave a final understanding of the show.
"The production team didn't give you a position. You need to package yourself. The show needs to present an original scumbag.”
"A man who can make girls like him must be rich. How much budget did the production team give me?”
"No, I haven't."
"No?"
Han Xuan exclaimed. The down-and-out Han Xuan was so poor that he didn't even have the money to buy a condom. If the production team didn't give him a budget, how could he pick up girls?
"You need to raise your own funds. This is also one of the highlights of the show. The counterattack of losers has always been popular. It can also provide some ideas for ordinary male viewers to pick up girls and make you look even more scumbag.”
Han Xuan was stunned by the shamelessness of the program team.
"Will We Love Literature and Art let me off after settling a goddess?”Han Xuan accepted his fate.
" Let's Attack, Men is a large-scale web show. The format of the show will vary according to the wishes of the female guests, and the number of female guests will gradually increase as the show progressed. As the only scumbag on the show, you need to settle all of them and create the effect of hugging the goddess here and holding hands with the goddess there without being seen through until the one-year show is over.”
"What if I'm seen through? Isn't this life-threatening?"
"That will depend on your scumbag skills. I can only say that the production team can't guarantee your safety.”
Han Xuan resisted the urge to curse and took a deep breath." One last question. What can Love Literature and Art give me after the show ends?”
"Five million for your escape expenses and your freedom of contract. How about it?”
Xie Xiaoxue still maintained her smile. She squeezed Han Xuan's last bit of value dry and then kicked this trash away. This feeling was as comfortable as breaking off an engagement.
"Cheers." Han Xuan gritted his teeth.
Xie Xiaoxue tossed the contract over.
Han Xuan signed the contract solemnly. He had already cursed Xie Xiaoxue a hundred times in his heart.
……
……
In the shabby rental house, the sound of the couple next door clapping for love was melodious.
Han Xuan turned a deaf ear to this. He was checking his brain.
If it weren't for the system that appeared in his mind, Han Xuan would rather endure the ravages of Cui Hua and pickled vegetables and go to Japan to sacrifice himself for love than choose a suicidal show like " Attack, Men."
"Welcome to the Strongest Assassin System.”
When Han Xuan was examining his brain, this voice sounded in his mind.
Needless to say, the name of this system was quite unique.
Following this voice, a panel appeared in Han Xuan's mind.
[Name: Han Xuan (Unreproduced, overflowing essence)]
[Genre: Male]
[Age: 23]
[Assassin Level: 0]
[Assassin Skill: None]
[Overall evaluation: Barely considered a person.]
Looking at the interface, Han Xuan's face fell." Can you be a proper system? So what if it hasn't reproduced? Stop talking about useless things. Hurry up and say something good to make me happy!"”
"Since it's the host's first time owning the system, I'll give you a newbie gift pack.”
Following the system's voice, the image of a big gift bag appeared in Han Xuan's mind and unfolded automatically.
"Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining the Assassin skill: Camouflage."
"Camouflage?" Han Xuan did not understand.
" Disguise is a comprehensive way to improve the host's attainments in music, performance, musical instruments, and many other aspects. The host should know that a powerful assassin is a compound talent. He can go to the hall and cook. The famous assassin Jing Ke is an outstanding singer. His famous song, the wind is bleak and the water is cold, is widely sung..."
The system began to ramble on and on about how amazing assassins were, but Han Xuan only listened to the first sentence and did not continue.
To improve his ability in music, performance, instruments, and so on?
Han Xuan's voice was crippled, which was why Xie Xiaoxue had forced him to participate in the show " Attack, Be a Man "!
"Two tigers, two tigers, run fast!”
Han Xuan tried to sing, and then his eyes widened.
His originally crippled voice had completely recovered. This simple children's song sounded like the sound of nature when it came out of his mouth!
Instantly, Han Xuan's mood became extremely happy.
One had to know that the songs, movies, and other things in his previous life did not exist in this world. This meant that the once ordinary Han Xuan was now a treasure boy!
Super singers, top stars, these things that were once out of reach were no longer a dream for Han Xuan!
It could be said that Han Xuan now had the confidence to arm wrestle Xie Xiaoxue.
However, Han Xuan did not plan to do that.
After all, his name was already on the contract.
Moreover, the director of Love Literature and Art, Xie Xiaoxue, was looking down on him from above, which made him very unhappy.
Xie Xiaoxue was both a director and an artistic director who loved literature and art. She was the one who signed Han Xuan to be packaged, but when Han Xuan's throat had problems, she was immediately sent to hell.
This woman was very controlling.
In her eyes, she probably never treated Han Xuan as a person.
Instead, it was a doll that he was playing with.
"You don't treat me as a human?"
Han Xuan thought of Xie Xiaoxue's arrogant face and smiled mysteriously.""I want you to kneel down and lick me!"
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