"This Han Xuan is crazy!"
"Does this Han Xuan know how to speak human language?"
"I really want to sew his mouth shut!”
"Give me a knife and I'll kill him right now!”
Han Xuan's words pierced through the hornet's nest, and the keyboard warrior immediately activated his strongest verbal cannon mode.
The entire iArts video client was flooded with these comments.
The goddess of the nation, the fairy sister, was an existence that countless animals swore to protect.
At this moment, Han Xuan in the video also started to talk.
" I'm asking you now, if you love him-"
"Are you willing to work overtime until late at night and drink until you puke and become a bald powerhouse?”
"Are you willing to hang yourself on a row of tall buildings to clean the glass and dance wildly in the wind?”
"Are you willing to climb the ice, lie in the snow, guard the border, silently endure loneliness, shed blood, shed tears, and not sweat?”
"Yes, you haven't thought about it. No woman has ever thought about it.”
"Because he, he, he would never ask you that!”
"Because he, he, he knew that it was his responsibility. He wanted to hold up the storm for you, he wanted to give you a safe harbor, so he broke his teeth and swallowed it!”
"Because he loves you. He, he, he wouldn't ask you this in the name of love.”
"That's why I said that you, who set up such a test, are very brainless!”
"Because you only have yourself in your heart!”
"I only want power, not obligations.”
As Han Xuan said this, the bullet comments on the iQiyi app stopped.
"This…Is this the reason why he said that the fairy sister is retarded?”It took a long time before such a comment appeared.
"I suddenly feel like smoking!"
"I won't say anything else. Brother, I respect you for being a man! -- A man who had been hurt by a female dog in the countryside.”
There were bullet comments supporting Han Xuan.
"It's just grandstanding."
"It's just a smelly man's crazy ravings.”
"It's a clumsy performance that tries to attract the attention of the fairy sister.”In the bullet screen, the female dog retaliated.
However, more people fell silent. There was no doubt that many people's gazes were fixed on Han Xuan on the show.
"Fight Xixi, fight Xixi, fight Xixi, save Xixi…"
As Han Xuan put on the delivery device, Liu Feifei was kicked offline on the spot, and the show entered the advertising segment.
"Just wait and see. This straight man will definitely show his bootlicker face next!”
The bullet screen was filled with comments during the break between the advertisements. This was Liu Feifei's fan club's control comment. They were very confident in the fairy sister.
This also made the people in front of the screen, who had just been moved by Han Xuan's words, suspicious.
Was this Han Xuan just a bootlicker?
Soon, the program entered the second segment, where they were in love.
The fairy maiden unexpectedly chose Han Xuan, and the Han Xuan on the screen shattered everyone's doubts.
"You might not have noticed, but I'm not talking about being brainless. I'm talking about how brainless you are!”
"You are a goddess who stands high above the mortal world, but don't make a ruckus just because you see some evil wind.”
"This has exposed your childish, shallow, ignorant, and stupid side!”
"If I peel off the outer layer of your fairy sister.”
"If someone marries you."
"That's eight lifetimes of bad luck.”
"If I don't beat you up eight times, I'll lose!"
The fairy maiden cried on the spot, and the camera zoomed in.
The bullet comments immediately flew off the screen.
"My brother, you're so tough!"
"No one can make the fairy sister cry!”
"You still want to beat up the goddess eight times a day? If no one is convinced, I'll be convinced by you!”
"This is an iron-blooded man who would rather break than bend. Who still dares to say that he's trying to please the public now!”
"Although he's scolding the goddess I like, why am I suddenly so happy?”
"That's right. A woman's youth is youth, but our men's youth is not youth!”
Many of the people who had been silent in front of the screen instantly turned to support Han Xuan.
"It's just a temporary counterattack from the remnants of a feudal society.”
"Fairy sister is just not good at arguing.”
"He's really not a man. He's so mean to a girl.”
"I think he might be a gigolo just like what the guest group, Zhang Meng, initially guessed.”
"I wonder who gave him the confidence. Is it talent? Haha."
Similarly, there were many female dogs and fairy sisters who were dissatisfied with Han Xuan.
The bullet comments were split into two, and there was even a trend of fighting. The other male guests and the guessing panel were ignored.
Until the third segment, the talent show of love.
Han Xuan sang the song " What I Want to Say About Loneliness " for the 1990s.
I'm under the lit bed,
She wanted to ask her heart.
Did he not want others to laugh at him back then?
I'm tearing apart my lies,
He shouldn't have said that he didn't love her back then.
If we really have a tomorrow,
It was just love and killing.
……
When the last lyrics came out, many men burst into tears in front of the screen.
Liu Feifei was also admitting her naivety on the screen.
"F * ck, I'm crying. Who are we, the 90s generation, hindering?”Some people's bullet comments collapsed. In the eyes of the audience, the impact of Han Xuan's apology had smoothed out the shock of Liu Feifei's apology.
"Weakness means that we're not that cool after 00.”A little brother appeared.
"This Han Xuan is indeed talented.”Faced with the fact that he had written the song in ten minutes, Han Xuan's opponents had no choice but to acknowledge his talent.
"But I have to say that this person is too arrogant. He's destined not to get the fairy sister.”Fairy Sister's fans said firmly.
"Mortals have never thought of defying the heavens. They only want to be treated equally. This Han Xuan has spoken the thoughts of us men. Regardless of the outcome, I support him!”A bullet comment said.
"Stinky straight man still has some self-awareness. Our fairy sister apologizing is just a courtesy, but in the end, it's something that you filthy things can't get.”There were even people who mocked him relentlessly.
The program did not stop at all.
Liu Feifei entered the room of the five guests.
"Can I treat you to a meal?" Liu Feifei extended her hand to Han Xuan.
"F * ck!"
"F * ck!"
"F * ck!"
The screen was flooded with comments.
This year's audience seemed to have lost their minds and become very uncultured!
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