A one-day tour in Wuzhen, hehehe
Lin Wu left the painting in Wengcao Village Primary School.
The group bid farewell to Teacher Xiang and the students and set off on their way back to the mushroom house.
The courtyard was silent.
"Shhh!"
As soon as he entered the door, because Lin Wu was tall enough, he noticed Little H and Little O's family of six sleeping in the kennel. He hurriedly signaled for everyone to be quiet.
He Jiong, Huang Lei, and Peng Yuchang lowered their voices.
"What a leisurely afternoon, basking in the sun and sleeping. I want to sleep too!”Huang Lei said in a low voice.
"Teacher Huang, why don't we take a nap first?”Lin Wu teased.
"No, no, no, this can't do. It's almost three o'clock. We have to tidy up the things in the mushroom house and prepare to make dinner!”
He Jiong rubbed his belly and interrupted.
"What? What was that? Dinner?" Peng Yuchang was very sensitive to the word 'dinner'." Mr. He, what did you say for dinner? I didn't hear you clearly."
Lin Wu was speechless.
Huang Lei was speechless.
He Jiong was speechless.
The three of them looked at each other and then laughed.
"Peng Peng, Peng Peng, why is your brain filled with food? You should lose weight, Peng Peng. Otherwise, you won't be able to get any shows!”He Jiong tried to persuade him.
" Mr. He, I still remember very clearly that last season, when Peng Peng first joined our show, he was still a very thin young man. In the end, after one season, sigh…" Huang Lei joked with a smile.
"No, Teacher He, Teacher Huang, I'm really not fat. I'm plump. No, no, no, it's not plump. I'm just slightly plump. Don't girls nowadays like slightly plump boys?”Peng Yuchang explained forcefully.
"Peng Peng, that's just your illusion!”Lin Wu could not help but interrupt.
"Brother Lin Wu ~" Peng Yuchang's face was full of resentment.
"Besides, being slightly fat is still fat! How was slightly fat not fat? At least there was a fat word in it!”Lin Wu said venomously again.
Peng Yuchang's gaze became more and more 'plaintive.'
"Hahahahaha, Peng Peng! Pick up the bag!"
"Brother Lin Wu's venomous tongue made Peng Peng speechless!”
"In the past, Peng Peng had a 360-degree angle without any blind spots. Now, it's a 360-degree angle without any corners. Hahahaha!”
"Teacher Huang, you still have the cheek to say that. Doesn't your conscience hurt? Don't you know how Peng Peng got fat? It's all because your cooking is too delicious!”
"F * ck! She suddenly remembered that Brother Lin Wu seemed to be a foodie too! After this season, would Brother Lin Wu get fatter too?”
"No, no! My little brother Lin Wu is a martial artist. How can he be fat!”
"That's right, that's right. Besides, we like slightly chubby boys!”
"Hehe, women!"
“……”
The scene returned to the mushroom house.
"Oh right, I've prepared something for our pots and pans!”
As He Jiong spoke, he hurriedly ran into the house, took out four scarves from his backpack, and ran out again.
The four scarves were printed with the words pots and pans and their corresponding cartoon patterns.
"I'll tell you the truth!"
He Jiong looked at the camera and said seriously,""The reason why I prepared this is actually for the sake of the audience. Although I can already distinguish which pots and pans are which, it should be difficult for the audience to distinguish in a short time!”
He Jiong said seriously as he walked to the front of the kennel and greeted the first Shiba Inu."Little basin, get up. Little basin, let me put this on for you!”
In the end.
The first Shiba Inu ignored him, but the third Shiba Inu pounced on him.
"I didn't call you Little Pot, I called you Little Basin. Why are you jumping up?”He Jiong waved his hand.
"Little Pen, Little Pen, if you don't get up soon, your nameplate will be snatched away by Little Pot!”He Jiong greeted the first Shiba Inu again.
The first little Shiba Inu was still motionless, but the third Shiba Inu was getting more and more excited.
"Hey, that's strange. What's wrong with Little Pen today? Why is he ignoring me?”He Jiong was puzzled.
"Teacher He, Teacher He!"
The director couldn't help but interject,"The one that pounced was the small basin!”
As soon as he finished speaking.
He Jiong's face stiffened.
One second!
Two seconds!
Three seconds!
After two to three seconds of stiffness.
Only then did He Jiong come back to his senses.
"Heh, heh heh…"
He Jiong scratched his head and said in a serious tone,""Mistake, it was a pure mistake just now!”
He Jiong smiled awkwardly and wrapped the nameplate scarf around Xiaopeng.
Then, he took out Little Pot's nameplate scarf and greeted the first Shiba Inu.""Alright, alright. Little Pot, it's your turn!”
The first Shiba Inu did not move at all. On the contrary, the second one pounced.
He Jiong paused, and an ominous premonition arose spontaneously.
He turned his head stiffly and looked at the director.
The director nodded seriously and said,"Teacher He, you guessed right. The one that pounced now is the small pot!”
"Hahahahaha, Teacher He, didn't you say that you could already tell which pots and pans were which?”Huang Lei couldn't help but laugh.
"Mistake! That was just a mistake!"
As He Jiong spoke, he wrapped the nameplate scarf around Little Pot.
Then…
He hesitated for a while among the two remaining Shiba Inu and took out Xiao Piao's nameplate scarf. Under everyone's curious gazes, he pointed at one of the little Shiba Inu and called out,""Little Piao, it's your turn!"
After that.
The other Shiba Inu jumped up.
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