"Hahaha…I'm dying of laughter. Brother Xiaojiang said another golden sentence!”
"This is too funny. Teacher He is really like a brothel keeper!”
"Friendly forces, cover! Don't let Teacher He see you!"
……
"Hurry up and wipe your mouth. Come out and receive guests.”
Jiang Feng looked at Reba, who was eating like a big tabby cat, and said unhappily.
Reba nodded with an "oh" and stuffed the last of the sugar and oil cake into her mouth.
She puffed up her cheeks like a little hamster, then wiped her mouth with a piece of paper and followed behind Jiang Feng.
……
At this moment.
There were three people standing outside the door. He Jiong and Huang Lei greeted them one by one.
"Sir, what brings you here?”Huang Lei hurriedly walked forward.
The guests that came today were really heavyweight. Even He Jiong was shocked.
"Uncle Yu, why haven't you called yet?”He Jiong said.
According to the tradition of Yearning To Life, usually, before the flight guests arrived, they would call to order, but today, they did not.
"Hehehe…I was just afraid that you would hear me over the phone. Now, I'll give you a surprise.”
Yu Qian smiled, his face full of wrinkles.
The guests today were the three people from De Yun Pavilion, Yu Qian, Little Yueyue, and Guo Dalin.
However, this parallel world was a little different.
At this moment, Guo Dalin was still a fatty. This was his first variety show, and he mainly wanted Uncle Yu to bring him here to see the world.
Little Yueyue had the same peach heart as his master and smiled wickedly,"
"Hello, Teacher He, Teacher Huang, Reba…and this one, oh my god, a superstar!”
Little Yueyue greeted them one by one. When he saw Jiang Feng, he covered his mouth with his hand and cried out in a strange voice, his eyes smiling until they were slits,
"I've been looking at your trending searches along the way!”
"Brother Yue, you're too polite." Jiang Feng did not dare to put on airs.
The three people who came today, other than Dalin, were all famous people.
Needless to say, Yu Qian had been in the industry for so many years. Regardless of seniority, Little Yueyue was more experienced than him. It was only right to call him brother.
When Little Yueyue heard Jiang Feng call him " Brother ", his gaze softened.
However, the moment he opened his mouth, coupled with his despicable expression, it was simply too comical.
It made people want to laugh.
"Is this Jiang Feng?"
Yu Qian looked at Jiang Feng from head to toe and smiled."This child is really good-looking. He's fair and clean, and he sings well!”
"How about it, are you interested in going to De Yun Pavilion with me? As long as you let go, I'll immediately get Pigtail to come down and you go up.”
"Hahaha…"
This joke made everyone laugh.
The pigtail was the Second Master. Everyone knew him.
"No, no." Jiang Feng shook his head.”
Yu Qian smiled and thought that Jiang Feng was being polite. Who knew that he would say,
"If I really follow you to De Yun Pavilion, won't I steal your rice bowl? Then how embarrassing would you be?"
“……”
As soon as he said this, the entire place fell silent.
Even Yu Qian was stunned for a moment before he reacted and laughed."Hahahaha…this kid is not bad! He's a natural for crosstalk!"
Everyone was amused.
Even Little Yueyue couldn't hold back his laughter and gave Jiang Feng a thumbs up.
"Brother Xiaojiang is so funny!"
"You suddenly came and hurt my waist!”
"I didn't expect my Brother Feng to have the talent for crosstalk!”
"Amazing, I suddenly want to see how Brother Feng and Master Yu Qian perform crosstalk!”
……
" This is Dalin, from Old Guo's family…He's still shy with strangers, and it's his first time on a variety show…"
Yu Qian patted Dalin's shoulder.
Guo Dalin smiled shyly." Hello, Teacher He. Hello, Teacher Huang. Hello, Reba. Hello, Brother Feng…"
"Hmm?" Jiang Feng was stunned.
Why did he call me brother for no reason?
Little Yueyue said," Jiang Feng, Dalin really likes you. He kept repeating your 'Under the Flying Clouds' along the way, and he didn't even let me listen."”
"Oh?" Jiang Feng looked at Guo Dalin.
He was completely different from what he remembered. The current him was still relatively fat, and he was practically carved from the same mold as Old Guo.
She was also shy.
"I've heard that song before. It's indeed not bad!" As expected of a musical genius…"
"You flatter me." Jiang Feng quickly waved his hand.
……
Seeing that everyone was chatting fervently, He Jiong quickly said,"Aiya, let's put down the things first and talk?”
"That's true." As Yu Qian chatted, he forgot about the time.
"Here, I'll help you carry it."
Jiang Feng took the bag from Yu Qian's hands.""Whoa, are you planning to open a winery here?”
The bag was full of wine, red and white.
Hearing that there was wine, Huang Lei's eyes lit up."Wine? Then let's get drunk tonight!"
"Hehehe…that's what I was thinking. Forget about the girls tonight, but none of the guys ran away, you hear me?”
Then, he looked at Jiang Feng,"How's Xiaojiang's alcohol tolerance?"”
Jiang Feng shook his head.
"That won't do!"
"Look at Dalin. I've made him drink it since he was young."”
Then, he looked at Jiang Feng,"Xiaojiang, do you have a specific amount of alcohol tolerance?" What do you mean by shaking your head…You can't even drink a cup?”
"I've never been drunk."
“……”
Yu Qian choked.
"I'm dying of laughter! This was the first time Grandpa Yu choked to death by Brother Xiaojiang.”
"Sir System is starting to doubt life."
"Yu Qian: Jiang Feng has learned crosstalk before, right?!”
"That's so funny. Look at my expression. I want to take a screenshot and make an expression package.”
……
When Jiang Feng put down his things and walked out, he said,"Master Yu, I actually quite like your Deyun Pavilion…I'm your loyal fan.”
"Yo, really? Little Jiang, don't be so polite with me. I don't buy it!”Yu Qian waved his hand.
"It's true."
"Since it's true, do you dare to let me test you?”
"Deal."
"Hmm…Let me think…"
Yu Qian rubbed his chin and pondered. Little Yueyue came out from the side."Jiang Feng, what are my grandpa's three hobbies?”
Jiang Feng smiled. If he couldn't answer her, he would probably be a fake fan.
"Smoke, drink, perm?"
As soon as he finished speaking, He Jiong and Reba were amused. Even the shy Guo Dalin laughed.
How could you cheat my master like this?
This little Yueyue was too evil.
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