Huff,
huff, huff
.
Grandpa Yu was wearing rubber one-piece pants and holding a fishing net in his hand. He stood in the pond and panted heavily.
"Master, why don't we rest for a while?”
After all, Guo Dalin was a young man. Although he was a little fat, this bit of work was not tiring for him.
"Why are you resting? I haven't even caught a single one yet!”
Grandpa Yu looked at his bucket and saw that even the fish had disappeared.
Looking at Guo Dalin again, there were already a few grass carps jumping around.
"I've played with a lot of fish over the years. I didn't expect to be played by a fish today!”
Grandpa Yu hammered his old waist and bent down to continue fishing.
Yu Qian was the famous number one crosstalk master in the world…
He owned a 60-acre zoo in the suburbs of Beijing.
He had raised thousands of animals of all sizes, including 17 mini horses, 4 squirrel monkeys, 2 deer, more than 30 dogs, more than 100 pigeons, and more than 1000 koi fish…
But unexpectedly, there were times when old horses lost their hooves!
When Guo Dalin saw this scene, he was also amused."Master, you weren't played by the fish.”
Yu Qian was stunned for a moment before he reacted and said with a smile,"Hey! You're right, that brat tricked me! I have to force him to drink at night."
"Master, I heard Brother Feng say that he can hold his liquor very well…"
Grandpa Yu was worried again."Hiss…This is not easy to handle."”
At this moment, Little Yue had also changed his clothes and came to fish. He called out from afar,""Master, Dalin…
Little Yueyue, do you have a way to deal with Jiang Feng?"”Grandpa Yu said.
"Isn't that simple?"
Little Yueyue smiled and said,"Get him to do a crosstalk!"”
"What kind of method is this?"
"Haha! You don't know this, right? When a newcomer performs crosstalk, it's inevitable that he'll be nervous and anxious. As for us, we'll just listen quietly and make him panic, make him anxious, and at the same time, say a few words to embarrass him! Would he still dare to bully our grandpa?"
"Not bad, not bad. You have so many ideas!" Grandpa Yu laughed. But…would it work? What if he's not willing?"
"Don't we still have Dalin?”
Little Yueyue chuckled."Listen to me. We'll do this later…"
"Alright, hahaha…I'll do as you say!”
Grandpa Yu clapped his hands and cheered,"Give this brat a show of strength!"”
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"What did you just say?”Hot hair brushed against her temples, looking elegant and moving.
However, at that moment, the expression on the face of the Holy Successor was one of disbelief.
Were those words really from Jiang Feng's mouth???
How could a straight man say such seductive words?
"I just said…F * ck, don't move! Stand still!"
"What? What's wrong?" Reba was confused. After hearing what Jiang Feng said, she did not dare to look back.
"Don't move!" Jiang Feng's eyes were fixed on the area more than ten meters away from Reba's feet
.
Reba frowned.
What does he mean by that? He
said those words earlier, and now he doesn't want me to move?
Jiang Feng bent down and carefully approached Reba step by step, which made Reba's heart beat faster.
What was he trying to do?
This was a live broadcast. What if he messed around?
As she thought about it, Reba's beautiful oval face blushed again and she suddenly closed her eyes.
At this moment.
Holding his breath, Jiang Feng waited for an opportunity to move, burst out the fastest speed and strength, just like the grassland, saw the prey, cheetah, catapult start.
His entire body was like a spring. He stretched out his hands and fell to the side of the hot bar.
"Squeak squeak squeak squeak…"
A series of strange sounds followed. Jiang Feng's face was stained with mud, but he had a victorious smile on his face.
"Hahaha…I caught it!" I caught it!"
Reba opened her eyes when she heard the noise. She saw Jiang Feng holding a small animal in his hand. Her face twitched.
"Jiang Feng, you told me not to move just now. Was that why you wanted to catch this?"”
"What else? Don't underestimate this fellow. It's very fast! If you move, what if you startle it? However…there were bamboo rats here?”
"Ahhhhh…You're hopeless, you damn straight man!”Reba kicked Jiang Feng's butt angrily.
"Hiss…Why did you kick me?”
"You should kick me!" Reba glared at him.
Crazy!
Am I not as important as a bamboo rat?
After flirting with me, you don't care anymore. Go catch bamboo rats. Don't you want my face?
"Hahaha…I'm going to be alone!”
"
6666, I don't think Jiang Feng is wrong. Between Reba and bamboo rats, of course the bamboo rat is more important!”
"
This bamboo rat can be roasted and made into soup. It tastes very fragrant. Don't you want to eat it?”
"Eat?"
When it came to food, Reba's previous haze was swept away and she smiled."Tsk, it looks so fat! Just like you."
"This is obviously a domesticated…wild bamboo rat. It can't be this fat. Before I came, I asked around. There's a bamboo rat breeding base down there. It's owned by two brothers…It even appeared on television before. This one... probably escaped from prison.”
Then, Jiang Feng looked at the two PDs and said,"Remember to give them some money later. Tell them that we bought this bamboo rat
…It's very beautiful." Reba smiled as if she had seen a bamboo rat feast.
"Normal bamboo rats are faster, but this one…obviously can't run.”
Jiang Feng carried the bamboo rat and smiled,""Look, its hind legs aren't moving anymore. It might be crippled. Why don't we…roast
it!" Reba licked her lips and said.
"Hahaha…look at these two people, are they speaking human language?”
"Bamboo Rat: I thought I opened the door to a new world, but in the end, I dug a hole for myself.”
"What do you mean crippled? I might be resting…Brother Feng is so funny! You have such a set of small reasons."
"
It seems like we have a good harvest today. There are goat's milk fruits and bamboo rats…We have something to eat for lunch."”
"Jiang Feng, do you think we should cook it or roast it?”
"How do you like it?"
"Why don't we roast it? "Hehehe…" Reba leaned against Jiang Feng and laughed as she thought.
The two of them tacitly put the matter aside. After all, they were still on the live broadcast. It would not be good for the two of them to get to the bottom of it.
When Jiang Feng arrived at the foot of the mountain, he saw the three people from De Yunge coming back with buckets of water.
"Do you want to bet? How many fish are there in Uncle Yu's bucket?”Reba smiled playfully.
"Bet on what?"
"If I lose, I'll massage your waist and legs. If you lose, sing the song just now! Complete!"
"Sure, no problem." Jiang Feng thought about it and nodded.
"Wow, Jiang Feng, you clearly have the complete version, but you lied to me and said that you only know two sentences!”Reba raised her eyebrows in anger.
"Hiss…Where did you learn all this…"
Jiang Feng scratched his head awkwardly."Then why are you still betting?"
"Humph, why not? I want to hear it! I'll bet three. What do you say?"
"Not even one!" Jiang Feng laughed.
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