Brother Piao was drooling as he chased after the bamboo rat that Jiang Feng had just caught.
Although the bamboo rat's body was fat, it was really fast when it ran. It was also very agile and burrowed everywhere.
Brother Piao couldn't do anything about it.
"Hahaha…You're meddling in my business!”
"Brother Piao! You can't eat this!"
"Pay attention, pay attention! Brother Feng said that the bamboo rat was crippled, but how did it look like it was crippled?”
……
Looking at the mess in the mushroom house, Jiang Feng quickly grabbed the bamboo rat and picked it up,""I'm sorry, I was wrong before. Your leg isn't crippled.”
After the bamboo rat was caught, Brother Piao let out two angry cries before leaving.
He Jiong heaved a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Jiang Feng had appeared in time, and the mushroom house had not been turned upside down.
"What? If it's not crippled, does that mean you won't eat it?" Reba frowned and said.
Jiang Feng shook his head." This bamboo rat isn't crippled, but it might be depressed. Look, its whole body is shaking after being chased by Brother Piao." It can't be depressed. Why don't we give it…"
"Stew it!" Reba continued.
Instantly, everyone was amused.
The comments exploded again.
"Hahaha…I'm cramping up from laughing. What depression? Can you be more serious?”
"Look, is this what humans say?”
"A hundred reasons to eat bamboo rats!”
"I'm shaking because I'm scared. What depression? Brother Feng, are you trying to kill me with laughter?”
" Bamboo Rat: Stewed and roasted, crippled and depressed. Do I not want my face?”
……
The live broadcast was very good.
Wang Zhengyu looked at the screen full of bullet comments and nodded in relief.
Jiang Feng held the bamboo rat and locked it in a small cage. He gently stroked it and said,""Don't be afraid, don't be afraid…"
Wu Xuanyi had just walked out of the house and did not see what was happening. She thought that Jiang Feng was quite kind.
The next second, Jiang Feng said," I'll stew you tonight. We won't have to be afraid of depression anymore in this lifetime."”
Wu Xuanyi burst out laughing.
When did senior brother become so funny?
……
After the bamboo rat incident, everyone washed their hands and started eating.
He Jiong took four small bowls and filled them with dog food before feeding the pots and pans.
Reba squatted there and watched the four Shiba Inus eat with relish.
"Reba, what are you looking at?"
"Teacher He, is this dog food…delicious?”Reba asked.
"Pfft, you're even thinking about their food?" He Jiong laughed.”
"No."
Reba blushed and explained in a low voice,""I…I was just asking."
At this moment.
"Do you want to try?" Jiang Feng walked over and said.”
"Am I crazy? Why did you snatch their food?" Reba glared at Jiang Feng.
"Don't say it, the taste of dog food is not bad.”
Reba widened her eyes.”
"I've eaten before. What's the big deal?"
Jiang Feng shrugged casually.”
"I don't want to…"
Reba said that, but as she watched the four Shiba Inus eat with relish, she thought to herself, Is it really that delicious?
"How about this? I'll eat one, and then you eat one?”
Jiang Feng smiled." Don't worry, it'll be fine…Otherwise, why would people always say that they've been showered with dog food?"”
"Huh? Are we talking about the same kind of dog food?" Reba rolled her eyes.
"Pfft! This is hilarious. Is this how you use a mouth full of dog food? She felt that Brother Feng was being naughty and was holding back another big one!”
"Looking at his serious expression, I knew something was going to happen. It's over. Reba is going to suffer!”
"Reba, run quickly and stay away from Brother Feng. There's still time!”
……
"Do you want to eat?" Jiang Feng asked.
Reba hesitated for a moment and nodded.”
"Alright."
Jiang Feng smiled as he took a piece, then clenched his fist and threw it into his mouth.
Creak! Creak! Creak!
It made the sound of biscuits being eaten.
"How is it? Is it delicious?" Reba asked curiously.
"Delicious! What brand of dog food was this? Why was it so fragrant?”Jiang Feng said as he chewed.
Seeing him savoring the delicacies, Reba took a piece in disbelief. She licked it first and then put it in her mouth to bite.
"Rua, it's salty and fishy…How is this dog food delicious?”Reba's face twisted in disgust.
"Hahahahaha…"
"…Hahahahaha"
Jiang Feng laughed so hard that he fell to the ground. Under Reba's shocked gaze, he took out the piece of dog food and put it back.
He Jiong blinked his eyes and was a little confused."Xiaojiang, you…didn't you just eat?”
"How can I? No matter how greedy I am, I don't have to snatch it from them, right?”
Jiang Feng laughed so hard that tears were about to fall." I ate the cookies that Xuanyi brought. They were in my hands, and I switched them with the dog food. I was lying to her."”
He Jiong burst out laughing.
Reba felt as if an arrow had been shot into her heart.
This damn straight man actually tricked me into eating dog food?!
"Ahhhh…Stinky Jiang Feng, I'm not done with you!”
Reba was like a cat with its fur standing on end. Her long legs that were wrapped in slim jeans swept over.
Fortunately, Jiang Feng dodged it quickly and smiled apologetically,""Teacher He, I'll go help with the dishes!”
He quickly ran away.
Reba spat and stomped her feet in anger.
"Hahahahaha…Jiang Feng, this kid, he's so naughty!”Grandpa Yu couldn't help but laugh.
He actually tricked a girl into eating dog food?
The netizens on the bullet screen were laughing like crazy. They were all saying," Reba's IQ was pressed to the ground by Jiang Feng "," My heart aches for my goddess for a second ", and " Brother Feng is too naughty."”
He Jiong patted his chest righteously." Reba, don't worry. I'll definitely get back at you later…Hahahahaha…I'll get back at you!"”
Reba rolled her eyes. Don't laugh if you have the guts.
……
When they reached the dining table, Jiang Feng stayed far away from Reba and sat between Dalin and Little Yueyue.
However, even though there were a few people in the middle, they could feel Reba's murderous aura.
"Brother Feng, can I discuss something with you?”Dalin whispered.
"Hmm? What is it?" Jiang Feng asked.
" It's like this…Tonight, Master and Little Yueyue are going to do a crosstalk. I also want to do a part. After all, it's my first performance in a variety show, so I want to show everyone my skills. I have a script now, but I'm missing a funny guy…Look…"
Little Yueyue had said before that he had to let Jiang Feng be the main character. Otherwise, why would he be embarrassed?
"Me?"
Jiang Feng was stunned.”
"I'm a little embarrassed. Brother Feng, just treat it as entertainment and help me, okay?”Guo Dalin laughed.
Jiang Feng did not think too much about it when he saw how naive he looked.
Since he had become a crosstalk grandmaster, he could also use this to earn some popularity points.
"Alright, show me your script later.”Jiang Feng said.
"Deal! Thank you, brother!"
Guo Dalin nodded, then gave Little Yueyue and Uncle Yu an 'ok' sign.
The two smiled knowingly.
Tonight, it was settled!
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