"It's time to eat!"
Reba shouted from below.
Jiang Feng and Guo Dalin were coming down the stairs. Then, they went into the kitchen to help serve the dishes.
"Teacher Huang, you've worked hard!"
Tonight's dishes were too sumptuous. It was as if it was the new year. Everyone was busy carrying the dishes to the shed.
"Hiss…something's wrong!" Jiang Feng picked up the roasted bamboo rat and frowned.
Just as he finished speaking, Jiong, who was beside him, asked,""Xiaojiang, what's wrong?"
"Teacher He, did you roast this bamboo rat?”
"That's right!" He Jiong nodded.
"Look, one of its legs is missing…"
Jiang Feng looked at the bamboo rat that was missing an arm and a leg and smiled."You ate it?"
"Don't talk nonsense."
He Jiong quickly denied it. Then, he looked at the bamboo rat. Heh, it really did lose a leg. He was also annoyed.
"What's going on?"
"It was still there when I was grilling just now…"
He Jiong recalled for a moment and suddenly slapped his thigh.
"Oh, I remember now. I was grilling just now when I went to the toilet and asked Reba to watch the fire!”
"Reba?"
Jiang Feng immediately found Reba. He saw that she was avoiding his gaze, as if she had done something wrong, and she did not dare to look at him.
Needless to say, it was definitely her.
Jiang Feng looked at Reba, but he did not expose her directly. He smiled and asked,
"Reba, guess who stole it?"”
"It must be Brother Piao! Yes, yes, that's right. It stole a leg while I was napping!”
"Brother Piao only stole one leg?”
"It…it might not have a good appetite recently.”After Reba finished speaking, she felt that she was quite right and nodded her head.
"Aiyo, so cute! My goddess stole the food and is still trying to shift the blame!"
"My heart aches for Brother Piao for a second…The pot came out of nowhere and it hurts so much.”
"The goddess would only become so funny in front of Brother Feng.”
…
"How is your mouth so oily?"
"I..."
Baba's eyes panicked as she lowered her head and admitted,""Alright, I ate it."
"But I was also helping you test the poison!”
He Jiong burst out laughing.
This was the first time he had heard of such a fresh and refined reason.
"Is it poisonous?" Jiang Feng asked.
"Hmm…"
Reba pondered for a moment."I tasted too little just now, so I couldn't taste it. Let me eat more
…"
Jiang Feng rolled his eyes mercilessly."You won't have anything to eat tonight. Take it as the price for stealing food.”
"Ah ~~~ You're a demon!”
Reba felt like the sky was collapsing.
"Jiang Feng," she said pitifully,"you have to treat me better. You can give your share to me."”
What greeted him was Jiang Feng's heartless back.
"Too cruel, damn straight man! I won't be good with you anymore!"
Reba stomped her foot angrily. Wu Xuanyi came up to comfort her,"Alright, Sister Hot Bar, I'll give you my share later.”
Reba instantly became cheerful and pinched Wu Xuanyi's face
.”
…
Halfway through the meal, they exchanged drinks.
"Little Jiang, come, let's go again!”Grandpa Yu raised his wine glass, his eyes a little blurry.
"Sir, are you drunk?"
"Nonsense, how could I be drunk! How much is this?" Grandpa Yu smiled.
He Jiong pursed his lips. He had drunk quite a bit.
When the dinner party had just started, everyone hadn't eaten yet. Uncle Yu and Jiang Feng had a few glasses of white wine first, and everyone clicked their tongues.
Damn it, how could he drink like this?
Do you think you're drinking water?
The back, Yu Qian, Xiao Yue Yue, Guo Dalin, three people, Jiang Feng, take turns to bombard, all quickly bring the white drink up.
More importantly…Jiang Feng was fighting three people at once, but he still looked as if nothing had happened. He looked so relaxed. It made people wonder how much alcohol he could drink.
"Little Jiang's alcohol tolerance is so good, it's unfathomable!”Huang Lei praised.
"They were all trained when they were young.”
Jiang Feng said humbly.
"It's indeed not bad." Yu Qian also praised.
After interacting with him for a day, Jiang Feng gave him a good impression. He was quite a humble young man.
As for calling him a "stinky brat" and "forcing him to drink", they were all jokes.
After he finished the white beer, he started to brew the whole beer.
It was easy to get drunk when mixed together, but Jiang Feng was completely fine, which shocked the film crew and the viewers.
"F * ck! Brother Feng won't get drunk after a thousand glasses!"
"This alcohol tolerance is too awesome!”
"Amazing, my brother Xiaojiang…this is too manly!”
Wang
Zhengyu narrowed his eyes. Compared to Jiang Feng, his alcohol tolerance was like being pressed to the ground.
"Come, don't just focus on drinking. Let's have a show?”
Grandpa Yu said first.
Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at each other and smiled. They had been waiting for you to say this!
Good heavens, he could finally listen to free crosstalk.
Little Yueyue chimed in,
"Then, shall we perform a crosstalk for you guys tonight?"”
"Good!"
Wu Xuanyi called out with a smile.
She was indeed a qualified Deyun girl. She had been waiting for this moment all day. She finally got to listen to a crosstalk performance. Wu Xuanyi straightened her back and sat down.
"Let's remove the wine glasses first.”
As Jiang Feng spoke, he started to remove the wine.
"Little Jiang, why did you remove the wine for no reason?”
He Jiong was somewhat puzzled.
"De Yun Pavilion has ten rules. The eighth rule is that no wine is allowed on stage…We can't let Master Yu and the others break the rules.”
Jiang Feng said with a smile.
"Hey!"
When Yu Qian looked at Jiang Feng, his eyes became much gentler
. "Not bad, not bad…"
Huang Lei was stunned."There's such a thing?”
Little Yueyue was also a little surprised that Jiang Feng would know, but he still nodded
.
He Jiong and Huang Lei immediately cleared the table.
After a while.
"Alright, let's get started..."
Uncle Yu said to Wu Xuanyi,""Little girl, what do you want to hear?"
"The Red Chamber." Wu Xuanyi said.
Little Yueyue nodded and continued,""Alright, then today, we will bring everyone a crosstalk-Red Event.”
The Red Ceremony was one of the traditional crosstalk.
With marriage as the theme, it contained many customs of marriage, and the ending was often a big joke about the groom not wearing pants.
The two of them teased and supported each other.
The two of them were indeed professional crosstalk actors.
Sitting there, he was full of jokes and jokes. He also brought a lot of jokes to the netizens, the film crew, Huang Lei, and the others.
Even Wu Xuanyi, who had heard it several times, couldn't stop laughing.
Wang Zhengyu looked at the number of viewers and his eyelids twitched.
At this moment, the number of online viewers had already reached 5 million. For a variety show, this was already an immeasurable number!
When the father and son finished speaking, there was a round of applause.
The bullet screen was filled with cheers, and even the film crew spontaneously applauded.
The two of them spoke very well.
He controlled the scene and shook the burden very well.
The atmosphere had already heated up.
When the two of them finished speaking, Guo Dalin's palms were covered in sweat. He didn't dare to go up…
To be honest, it wasn't easy to warm up the venue. What if he messed up his acting?
He did not want to drag Jiang Feng down!
Even Little Yueyue and Yu Qian had given up on the idea of making Jiang Feng sigh.
Previously, they had only wanted to joke with Jiang Feng, but now it seemed that if they really let him go up, then the joke would be really big!
Moreover, this young man, Jiang Feng, was really not bad. He was humble and polite, and he was quite popular.
Yu Qian thought about it and decided not to mess with him.
At this moment.
Jiang Feng pulled Guo Dalin and smiled.
"Uncle Yu and Brother Yue have brought a wonderful crosstalk to everyone. Then, Dalin and I will give everyone a crosstalk too."”
For a moment, everyone's eyes were focused on Jiang Feng.
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