Guo Dalin looked at Smiling Bloom and the crowd, and the tension in his heart instantly lessened.
As the saying goes, everything is difficult at the beginning.
However, with Jiang Feng's encouragement and the help of such a good script, his burden was greatly reduced.
This was the first time he had such a feeling compared to when he went on stage before.
Guo Dalin gave Jiang Feng a grateful look.
If it wasn't for Jiang Feng, he wouldn't have had such a good opening. But at this moment, the crosstalk was still going on.
"How was it?" Guo Dalin asked. I sang it?"
When he spoke, he even showed off a little.
Jiang Feng said,"Hey…you sang pretty well. But when you go back, be careful that your dad will hit you with his belt!"”
"Hahahaha..."
The crowd and the fans on the bullet screen were once again happy to be the winner.
Guo Dalin smiled bitterly and shook his head."That can't be…right, Dad?”
Then, he blinked crazily at the camera.
There was a joke that said if you were kidnapped, you would blink.
Jiang Feng directly wrote this joke into the script…
Guo Dalin followed the script, which made everyone burst into laughter again.
Does this mean that you were forced to do this?
Little Yueyue also smiled.
Not bad, it had only just started, but how many bundles had rang?
"Dalin, let's be serious. I think the most expensive things in the world are free.”
"Free?"”
Jiang Feng: "Yes."
"For example, kinship. Can you buy kinship with money?"”
"No," Guo Dalin shook his head.”
Jiang Feng said,"No matter how rich you are, take the money and look for your father. Tell him, Daddy, give me another brother or sister!”
Puff!
Everyone looked at Jiang Feng and laughed.
What kind of request was this?
Guo Dalin waved his hand."There's no such request. It's too difficult for an old man."”
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone burst out laughing again.
Even Jiang Feng looked at Guo Dalin with a smirk.
Are you saying that your dad can't do it?
Good boy, you really dare to make fun of your father!
The fellow brothers of De Yun Pavilion also laughed.
When they were performing crosstalk, they had never dared to slander their own master. They did not expect that Dalin's two consecutive jokes today were all slandering Guo Degang.
"Hahahaha…Dalin is too funny!”
"I suspect that you were driving, but I have no evidence.”
"Dalin, oh Dalin, can't you have a higher desire to live?”
Jiang
Feng continued,"Not to mention your dad, even your mom doesn't agree!”
"This is kinship. Let's talk about love. Can you buy love with money?”
Guo Dalin: "I can't!"
Jiang Feng threw a funny face."Silly child, I think we can
…"
He Jiong and Huang Lei were stunned for a moment before they laughed. Wasn't this sudden turn a little too fast?
"Wait a minute, what's with that face of yours?!" All love built on money was like a plate of loose sand.”
Jiang Feng: Add points to the water and you'll be able to make it into a sand sculpture?”
"What an idiot!" When the wind comes, they all disperse!"
"Hahahaha, can you make a sand sculpture by adding some water? Brother Feng, you're too showy!"
"Aiyo, I can't take it anymore. Isn't this idiotic act too funny?”
"Look at how anxious the child is!"
Although
Little Yueyue and Yu Qian were also laughing, they were very surprised.
They had never heard of the script that Jiang Feng and Guo Dalin were talking about, but there was no doubt that from the beginning until now, there were a lot of baggage in just a few sentences!
This was definitely an excellent script.
Even Yu Qian himself might not be able to write it!
"
Hey!" What you said was quite philosophical, right? Speaking of philosophy, have you ever heard a song about philosophy?”
"Where's the philosophy and songs?"”
Jiang Feng said,"Yes, there is. Listen to it. The mountain roads here are full of twists and turns, and the waterways here are connected in nine chains…" As
soon as the song ended, Wu Xuanyi burst out laughing.
She was seriously thinking about it just now. Which songs were about philosophy?
He did not expect Jiang Feng to change his style and sing a folk song. Needless to say, the lyrics were really appropriate here.
"Pfft hahaha…"
"Brother Feng, are you trying to laugh me to death and inherit my ant flower?"？？”
"So it's this philosophy? I understand, I understand!"
He
Jiong and Huang Lei could not help but laugh.
Guo Dalin,"They're talking about this place, not philosophy!"”
Jiang Feng smiled."Oh, oh, so it's here. Let's get back to the main topic. Can you buy air with money?"”
Guo Dalin said,"No…To be honest, the air quality here is really bad. The TV keeps saying that there is a red alert…"
”
"What method?"”
"I don't want to watch TV."”
The crowd laughed again.
Guo Dalin rolled his eyes,[We need to solve the problem from the root!]”
Jiang Feng: "Yes, we have to promote green travel and be thrifty!”
"That's right!”
"Just like when I went back to the restaurant last time, I said, waiter, wrap this dish up for me!"”
"That's a good idea."”
"The waiter came and said that he wouldn't give me takeaway. I'm so angry!"”
"Why?"”
Jiang Feng: "Exactly! Why? You have to give me a reasonable explanation!"”
"Ask him!"
Wu Xuanyi frowned, her emotions were stirred up by Jiang Feng.
Why didn't they give it to people?
Which restaurant was so arrogant?
Huang Lei and He Jiong were also puzzled. They paid for the meal themselves. At most, they would pay more for the lunch box. It would be too much if they didn't pack it.
Jiang Feng continued,"I've already told you, sir. This is someone else's leftover food. We have a rule that we can't take it away
…"
As soon as he finished speaking.
He Jiong couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Reba and Wu Xuanyi were also grinning from ear to ear. So you didn't order it, but it was leftovers?
"Hahahaha…I'm dying of laughter! So you're packing someone else's vegetables!"
"This bag is too awesome!"
"Brother Feng, why are you so naughty!”
"Awesome! Awesome!!"
At
this moment, Little Yueyue and Yu Qian looked at each other.
Not only did he not smile, but he also revealed a solemn expression.
That was not right.
Something was wrong.
This Jiang Feng…didn't seem like a new crosstalk performer!
First of all, it was impossible for a newbie to write such a script.
Secondly, the baggage in crosstalk had a certain level of emphasis. One had to grasp the slowness, speed, pause, and inch!
Slow was slow, fast was fast, pause was a pause, and every inch was an inch of strength!
Senior artistes often said,"It's the end, it's the end!"”
What did he mean?
In a crosstalk, there will definitely be a lot of baggage. You have to control your strength. You can't be fast, you can't be slow. You have to make the baggage accurate and loud!
If you don't stop, this bag won't ring, and you'll have said this for nothing!
However, what about Jiang Feng?
The package was accurate, loud, and at ease. Coupled with his expression and tone, he looked like someone who had been doing crosstalk for more than ten years.
The key was…the
crosstalk was full of new tricks and new styles. They had never heard of this type of crosstalk before!
This Jiang Feng…who was he?
Even after so many years of crosstalk, this was the first time Grandpa Yu had seen it.
It wasn't just him.
Guo Degang, who was in the rose garden, squinted at Jiang Feng. He was shocked.
This young man said it too well.
Rhythm, baggage, everything.
Most importantly, he was still so young!
Even when he was young, he was not as good as Jiang Feng.
Even some of the seniors and juniors of the Deyun Pavilion felt a sense of pressure as they watched Jiang Feng continue to joke around.
Other than the pressure, there was also joy.
Fortunately, this guy didn't come to their De Yun Pavilion.
Otherwise…he would have another powerful competitor!
P.S. A chapter of nearly 3000 words!!! There's more to come, don't worry! He was crazily begging for fresh flowers! Evaluation votes! The monthly votes!
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