"Do you want to know why you don't have a girlfriend?”Reba asked.
"Why?" Xu Mu was confused.
"Pfft." Mr. He, who was listening to their conversation, laughed." You can't talk about losing weight in front of girls. You have to praise them for being thin when you say that you're too fat, okay?”
" I didn't mean that!" Xu Mu immediately jumped up to defend himself." I mean, don't female celebrities eat very little? Reba was so skinny, but she was a foodie. I didn't quite believe it. Now I know that it was true. She really didn't gain weight after eating.”
"Okay, okay, okay. We all know what you mean. Hurry up and sit down and eat. You suddenly jumped up and scared the lanterns.”Teacher He said.
The lantern flapped its wings, indicating that it was really frightened.
"Sigh, it's so comfortable to eat." Director Xu leaned back in his chair in a daze.
"We dug the bamboo shoots ourselves, and we caught the loaches and eels ourselves.”Teacher Huang concluded.
"We also plucked the cabbage from the ground.”Teacher He added.
"Yes, I made everything myself. Then, when I ate, I felt that it smelled so good.”Xu Mu said.
"No one said that I wouldn't move if I sat here.”Director Xu laughed." I think I can experience it tomorrow morning. I'll just sit here and daydream.”
"No, Teacher Xu, before you came today, you were already acting like this, but you soon followed everyone to work in the fields.”Teacher He said.
Teacher Xu, who said that he didn't know anything, was actually strong, hardworking, and diligent.
"Sometimes, I just think that if you don't experience it, you'll suffer a loss.”Teacher Xu said.
"Teacher Xu, planting rice is something you deserve. You can experience it tomorrow morning.”Xu Mu immediately replied.
"Xu Mu, don't think about it. Let me tell you, that paddy field is all yours. When you wake up tomorrow morning, go pick a basket of strawberries and wash them one by one. After that, you can go and plant rice.”Teacher Huang arranged everything for Xu Mu.
"Teacher Huang?" Xu Mu had a look of disbelief on his face.
Everyone was waiting for Xu Mu to say something. In the end, Xu Mu turned his grief and indignation into appetite and finished the rest of the shrimp fried eel noodles.
"I'll eat more now. I'll have the strength to work tomorrow morning.”Xu Mu said when he saw everyone looking at him.
"Is Xu Mu from the Film Academy?" Teacher Wang asked.
"I'm in a movie." Xu Mu had been an unaffiliated sect in his previous life, but after his rebirth, he had become an academic sect.
"Xu Mu is my junior brother. He's not even my junior brother anymore. He's my martial nephew.”Director Xu sighed.
"Time waits for no man. We are all middle-aged now.”Teacher Huang said.
Everyone sat in their seats in a daze, enjoying this moment of silence.
Xu Mu silently put away the pots and bowls and began to wash them.
"Let's farm." Reba and Yixiao also came over.
"No need, no need. It's very oily. Don't do anything.”Xu Mu stopped them. It was all because of him. Teacher He invited them over to play, so how could he let them work?" Why don't you ask Teacher He for a plastic sheet to cover the sheep pen? It's going to rain tonight. Don't let Old Dian and Tianba get wet."”
Reba and Yixiao went to get plastic sheets to cover Old Dian and Tianba. Teacher He and the others also began to move the bed boards and make the beds for Teacher Xu and Teacher Wang.
After cleaning up, everyone sat in the living room and chatted. It was already drizzling outside.
"You bought two pieces of meat?" Teacher Huang started marinating the raw meat.
"Yes, I bought two pieces. Cooked meat can be used to make Twice-cooked Pork.”Xu Mu said unconfidently.
Only he knew that if it wasn't for Xiaoxiao's reminder, he might have bought a piece of cooked meat and brought it back.
"Look at you. You tried to please two girls, but in the end, you tricked me.”Teacher Huang suddenly remembered what happened in the evening. When she thought about it, she was furious. Xu Mu, this brat, kept flattering Zheng Zi even though he did something wrong.
"Then I'll do this. I'll go and sh * t.”Teacher He helped Xu Mu out.
Everyone laughed.
"Teacher He had a line in 'Secret Love for the Peach Blossom Spring'.' You want me to die, right?'In the end, he said on stage,' Oh, you want me to die, right?”Teacher Huang revealed.
"The main point is that I said this as I got off the stage, so I didn't even have a place to make up for it. I just got off the stage in shame.”Teacher He said.
"Sigh, it's not easy to say all the words 'stir-fried pork with pickled vegetables' wrong.”Teacher Xu said.
"Fried meat sh * t.”Yi Xiao spoke first with a northeastern accent.
"Fried vegetables, fried meat, and shredded sh * t.”Teacher Xu laughed after saying that.
"There's another one. Hey, that, oh my, that movie was really good. What movie? What was the name of that movie again? What Mountain? It was released recently, and it was especially popular. Brokeback Mountain?"
"Notting Hill?" Teacher Huang guessed.
"No, no, what mountain?"
"Cold Mountain?" Teacher Huang continued to guess.
"No, no, Mission Impossible 3."
Everyone laughed again. It sounded really funny.
"We usually play poker or perform here.”Teacher Huang said.
"How about letting these young people give us a show?”Teacher Xu suggested.
"Alright, who will go first?”Teacher Huang looked at them." How about this? Let Xu Mu and Reba perform an animal simulation?" Just act as Little H and Little O, observe them for a minute, and then imitate what they do after a minute.”
Animal simulation was the foundation of performance. It could train people's observation and imitation skills, and it could also free people's nature and release their ability to create.
"Alright." Xu Mu and Reba knew that Teacher Huang wanted to give them a chance to show off, so they agreed without hesitation.
Everyone moved the table in the living room to the side to make room. Then, they began to observe Little H and Little O. A minute later, Xu Mu and Reba were ready to perform.
Reba imitated Little O, and Xu Mu imitated Little H.
Although Xu Mu had never taken an acting class, he had the original owner's memory, so he could still master it. Moreover, Xu Mu's acting skills were 60 points, which was a pass.
I'm already so enthusiastic about being more cultured, votes ~
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