Lin Yi smiled at the mention of a tiebreaker.
"So be it. How about this? I'm in a hurry, so I'll give Brother Zhangsun a few intelligence questions that even a three-year-old child can answer. If Brother Zhangsun answers correctly, I'll admit defeat!”
Zhangsun Chong wanted to curse out loud when he heard that Lin Yi was going to give a question that even a three-year-old could answer.
F * ck, do you think I'm a three-year-old child? This is a blatant insult!
"If you have the ability, you can mess with a four-year-old, not a three-year-old!”
"Alright, alright, alright. Four years old it is. You can't even handle five years old!”
"You said it, kid. Don't go back on your word." Li Shi Min snorted coldly.”
"A gentleman's word is a promise. All of you can be my witnesses.”
"Alright, we'll be your witnesses!"
Lin Yi and Zhangsun Chong stood up and started answering the questions.
Zhangsun Chong looked angry on the surface, but he was secretly happy. A three-year-old's IQ problem. With my IQ, it's guaranteed!
"Brother Zhangsun, please listen to the question!"
"Under what circumstances is 1 1 equal to 3?”
"Equal to 3?"
Zhangsun Chong was dumbfounded. Although he wasn't very good at math, he knew that 1 1 was equal to 2. How did this equal 3?
After thinking hard, he still couldn't figure it out.
"1 1 doesn't equal 3 under any circumstances!”
"Wrong!"
"What's wrong?"
"1 1 is equal to 3 if the calculation is wrong!”
Zhangsun Chong:￥……”
The entire audience burst into laughter. This question was really an intelligence question for a three-year-old.
Changle covered his mouth and couldn't help but laugh. His affection and admiration for Lin Yi was rising.
"Second question, please listen to the question!"
"Brother Zhangsun has a dog at home. Why doesn't it have fleas?”
"This…"
This time, he was in trouble again. Zhangsun Chong scratched his head and thought for a long time before slapping his thigh."Because our dog loves cleanliness!”
"Wrong!"
"How is it wrong again?"
"Because dogs can only give birth to dogs and nothing else. Have you ever seen a dog that can give birth to fleas?”
"It's the 'born' that means 'born!'"
The crowd continued to burst into laughter. Lin Yi was a three-year-old kid, and his questions were so fun. Everyone here was a big shot, and they were all top civil officials. This was the first time they had seen such a fresh and refined question, and they felt that it was very interesting.
"Brother Zhangsun, you've already gotten two questions wrong.”
"You'll see!"
"Okay, okay, okay. The third question, please listen!”
"A monkey riding on a tree and a monkey under a tree. How many monkeys are there in total?”
"Eight monkeys!"
"Wrong!"
"How is it wrong again?" Zhangsun Chong was dumbfounded, and so were the onlookers.
"The answer is two monkeys!"
"How is that possible? Seven on the tree and one under the tree. 7 1 equals 8!”
"Wrong, I said riding a monkey on a tree, not seven monkeys!”
"Riding a horse!"
"That's right!"
"I heard wrong. This question doesn't count.”
Lin Yi laughed dryly.”
"It's still the monkey question. Brother Zhangsun, listen carefully. Seven monkeys riding on the tree and one monkey under the tree. How many monkeys are there in total?”
"Two monkeys!"
"Wrong! Seven monkeys!"
"How did it become seven again!"
"Seven on the tree and one under the tree, a total of eight!”
"Seven! Can you bear that amount?"
"Don't worry about whether he can take it or not. Even if it falls, it will still be eight monkeys!”
"Hahahaha…"
The civil officials present burst out laughing like pigs.
" There are still eight of them, hahaha…"
"That makes sense, that makes sense!"
Zhangsun Chong got four questions wrong in a row. His face was as red as blood. He wanted to dig a hole and hide in it. Zhangsun Wuji felt even more embarrassed.
"Your Majesty, what do you say?"
"Your Majesty, I wasn't ready just now. Give me another chance!”
Lin Yi sniffed." Alright, alright, Zhangsun Bro. We're not playing with questions this time. We're playing with words. You'll say whatever I say, and if you're wrong, you'll lose."”
"Alright, bring it on!"
"No problem, let's start now!"
……
"Are you ready?"
"Alright!"
"Wrong. If I say are you ready, you have to say are you ready too!”
"It's starting already!”
"Are you ready?"
"Are you ready?"
"Your Majesty, he is wrong again!"
"What did I do wrong?"
"I say, His Majesty, he's wrong again." Lin Yi smiled.”
Zhangsun Chong:￥……%”
Lin Yi smiled calmly when he saw Zhangsun Chong explode.
"Your Majesty, I don't think there's a need to compete anymore. I believe everyone knows who will win and who will lose. This Brother Zhangsun can't even answer the intelligence questions of a three-year-old child. He can't even learn to speak.”
"You're the illiterate one!"
"Hehe, then take a look at the following Chinese characters. Which two do you know?”
"He, he, he, he.”
Zhangsun Chong went over to take a look. What the hell were these words? He had never seen them before.
"I know the last two, they are illiterate!”
"Hey, you really are illiterate!"
“！！！”
"Alright, enough!"
Li Shiming's face had already turned the color of a pig's liver. If this continued, Zhangsun Chong would probably lose until he lost his pants.
"There's no need to compete. You win the first round of the theory examination!”
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