" Boss, you might not know this, but the Right Guards used to be the best of the Twelve Guards of the Great Tang. They were a meritorious troop that fought with the Great Ancestor and His Majesty. After the Great Tang stabilized, the Right Guards were rewarded by His Majesty. They were all proud and arrogant…"
"F * ck, you're getting cocky just like that?"
Lin Yi didn't think that the right guard had such a glorious history, but now, there were only two descriptions for this unit-trash!
"Boss, the current Great General of the Right Military Guards is a relative of the Imperial Family, Li Shentong. This person is a good-for-nothing. The soldiers he brings out are more and more useless than the last.”
"Li Shentong, no wonder the right guard is so dispirited!”
This Li Shentong was a famous good-for-nothing general in the early Tang Dynasty. If it weren't for the glory of the imperial clan, how could he lead troops to war in this era where generals and stars gathered?
The world passed by quickly. In the blink of an eye, it was eight o'clock. It was time to gather.
However, the entire Right Wei Wu Army camp was silent. No one woke up.
"Ha, this bunch of trash really can sleep. They're trying to show me their power.”
……
In the distance, Li Shimin and Li Junxian were constantly watching the movements of the Right Guard camp.
These three thousand right guards were deliberately picked by Li Shimin to make things difficult for Lin Yi.
"Hmph, I want to see if this kid really has three heads and six arms!”
……
"Go, blow the horn and wake everyone up!”
A few lackeys received the order and picked up the horn to blow fiercely. The sound penetrated the entire camp. However, no matter how loud it was, no one got up.
"Wake up! Wake up!"
"Let me sleep a little longer!"
"What's the hurry? It's only a few hours."
The four underlings almost hit him. This group of Right Guards couldn't even scream.
"Hahaha, you slept well. Continue sleeping!”
Li Shimin spat as a wretched smile appeared on his face, shocking Li Junxian.
His Majesty's scheming was really unparalleled. If one offended His Majesty, they would really die without knowing how they died!
The horn blew three times in a row, and it was deafening. However, no one in the camp got up. It was obvious that they were giving Lin Yi a hard time.
"Hmph, this bunch of trash dares to put on airs for me. If I don't make things clear for them today, my surname isn't Lin.”
Lin Yi left the camp with his lackeys.
"Boss, where are we going?”
"You'll know when we get there!"
Soon, Lin Yi brought them to the white cloud.
"Boss, are we going to have a meal first before going all out?”
"Eat, eat, eat. All you know is to eat. Four gluttons!”
Lin Yi laughed dryly,"If you guys want to eat, eat as much as you want!"”
"No problem, eat as much as you want!"
Lin Yi brought his four lackeys to the toilet.
Looking at the various essences in the latrine pit, as well as the stench that could not be smelled, the few of them almost vomited.
"Didn't you guys want to eat?”
" Cough cough cough…Forget it…"
"Forget it…"
"See this latrine pit? The four of you, think of a way to load the feces and urine inside into the carriage and use a bucket to store them!”
The few of them almost exploded on the spot when they heard that. Boss, what are you doing? Isn't that too disgusting?"
Lin Yi sneered,"Today, we'll pour dog shit on the right guard's head and see if they can still get up. No, it should be human shit!"”
"I see, I understand!"
"Hahaha, this move is really wonderful. It's just a little disgusting. I can't wait anymore.”
Cheng Chumo and the other three didn't know how to do such a rough job, so they called the servants and servants of the mansion. After working for half an hour, they finally finished. They filled more than ten buckets with feces and urine, which tasted sour and refreshing.
"Let's go! Set off! Give the right guard a piece of sh * t!"
Lin Yi was hoping that no one would wake up when he arrived at the camp.
There were a total of eight horses, and each horse was loaded with two buckets of feces and urine. Then, they tied the carriage to the buckets with ropes.
"What is this brat trying to do!"
Looking at the eight extra carriages in the camp, Li Shi Min suddenly felt a little flustered.
At this moment, Lin Yi took out his whip and whipped the horse's butt.
In an instant, the eight horses were frightened by the pain. They ran away and rushed towards the opposite camp tent, bringing with them a cart full of feces and urine.
Li Shi Min was speechless.
"Hey!"
The horse's screams caused the entire Right Military Guard camp to panic.
However, before anyone could worry and come over, they saw eight horses rushing into the tent in a panic. Then, they smelled a stench and pounced on it.
Poop and urine flowed everywhere, and no one was spared!
The entire scene was tragic!
"Motherf * cker! This is sh * t!"
"There's still urine!"
"F * ck!"
In an instant, the entire Right Military Guards camp was in chaos…
At this moment, Lin Yi and the others were wearing gas masks and eating watermelons. They were enjoying the show.
"Beautifully done! Good horse, charge! Charge, charge, charge!"
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