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In this world, mornings were actually quite cool.
Especially at the peak of the mountain, when the wind blew, it was chilly. It did not feel like summer was about to arrive.
"Achoo!" The monkey that was tied to the tree sneezed and woke up.
He had just woken up and didn't know what was going on, but when he was about to wipe his nose, he found himself tied to a tree.
After struggling a few times and seeing that he couldn't free himself, Monkey looked around and prepared to find someone to help him.
It would have been fine if he hadn't turned his head. When he turned his head, he saw a fat man tied to a tree beside him. His entire body was covered in scars from being bitten by mosquitoes.
If not for Fatty's iconic figure, Monkey really would not have recognized him.
"Brother Peng! Brother Peng! Wake up! Don't sleep!" Monkey shouted loudly, waking Fatty up from his sweet dream.
"Hmm? Monkey?" Fatty was obviously not fully awake yet. He leaned his head against the tree behind him and continued to sleep."It's so early in the morning, don't disturb my sleep…"
"Damn fat! Stop sleeping! We've been tied up!" Monkey was extremely anxious. If the police came, he would not be able to escape.
Even if it was just an attempted theft, it was such an expensive thing. If he was caught by the police, it would definitely not end well.
"Tied up?" Fatty finally woke up. When he saw his current appearance, he was also shocked.
Fatty also struggled a few times, but in the end, just like the thin man, he was tied up firmly.
Before the two of them could break free, Xue Gang had already arrived, followed by a few villagers.
"Yo, the two brothers are awake." Seeing the two people struggling, Xue Gang sneered and greeted them.
"Who are you?" Fatty glanced at Xue Gang impatiently, ignored them, and continued to struggle.
However, the thin man was much smarter. He licked his face and said to Xue Gang,"Big brother, please help me get down from the tree.”
"Do you want me to put you down?"
An unfathomable smile hung on Xue Gang's face. The thin man suddenly felt a little uneasy.
"Alright, I'll let you down when the police arrive.”
The two of them panicked. If the police came, they would at least have to eat a few years in prison.
The thin man had already guessed Xue Gang's identity and directly began to plead for mercy.
"Big brother, big brother, big brother, please put us down. I have an eighty-year-old mother lying in bed and a three-year-old child waiting to be fed. I came out to steal your flowers this time because I couldn't make a living at home, so I was dragged here by this fatty…"
Hearing the thin man push all the blame on him, Fatty was unhappy.
"Hey, you monkey, how can you say that? Yesterday, you asked me to accompany you to steal flowers. I said I would wait a few days to see how things go, but you were the one who dragged me here, okay? Now, you're throwing all the blame on me?”
Hearing the fatty's shout, the thin man immediately felt miserable. He repeatedly winked at the fatty, but the fatty did not understand the thin man's meaning at all and continued talking to himself.
The villagers nearby couldn't help but laugh.
"Alright, stop arguing. Let's talk to the police slowly.”Hearing the police sirens coming from the foot of the mountain, Xue Gang stopped the two clowns from continuing to quarrel. They were so noisy that his head hurt.
After sending the two of them to the police car at the foot of the mountain, they happened to meet He Ling and the others who were sending off the people at the bar.
"Teacher Xue, what happened?”Seeing the police car, He Ling thought something was wrong and ran over worriedly.
"Nothing much. Two little thieves went to my old man's grave in the middle of the night to steal flowers, but I caught them.”
When Wang Zulan saw the police car, she had already guessed what had happened.
Yesterday, after he shouted out the words 'plain crown and lotus cauldron', he realized that something was wrong. However, in order to warn those who had ill intentions, he simply told them the price. This would also make some people think about whether it was worth it.
However, he did not expect that there were still people who were not afraid of death.
Standing in front of Xue Gang, Wang Zulan bowed to him.""I'm sorry!"
"Why are you apologizing?" Xue Gang was a little puzzled. Why was Wang Zulan bowing so much to him for no reason?
"If I hadn't said anything yesterday, no one would have tried to steal the flowers.”Wang Zulan still did not get up.
"Alright, get up." Xue Gang rolled his eyes and said,"Even if you don't say it, sooner or later, someone will target those flowers." This has nothing to do with you."
Wang Zulan still felt a little apologetic, but Xue Gang said directly,"I say, why are you so dilly-dallying? I already said that it's none of your business, but you still insist that this matter has something to do with you. Do you feel honored? Hurry up and leave. I'm annoyed to see you!"
Wang Zulan knew that Xue Gang had already forgiven her and did not want her to feel guilty. He bowed again and remembered this matter in his heart. Then, he turned around and got into the car.
Just as he was about to turn around and go home, Xue Gang was suddenly pulled back by the director.
"Teacher Xue, I have something to discuss with you.”
Wang Zhengyu looked at Xue Gang carefully and said.
"If you have something to say, just say it. I hate you guys who beat around the bush the most.”
Wang Zhengyu rubbed his hands and looked embarrassed."Can we…invite you to be the Mushroom House's resident guest?”
Xue Gang lived in this village and often interacted with the guests of the mushroom house, but he was never a part of the mushroom house. This was not a problem.
In addition, ever since he appeared on camera, the audience was full of interest in his life. Instead, they were not too interested in the mushroom house plot.
In order to maintain his show's viewership ratings, Yao Yitian could only resort to this.
"Me? Staying in the mushroom house?" Xue Gang frowned.
"Yes."
"I don't live in my own house and go to the mushroom house to be your so-called guest? Am I sick?" Xue Gang felt that this person was really strange. His own home was so comfortable, who would want to live outside?
"Hey, hey, hey, don't go. Let me finish!”Yao Yitian hurriedly pulled Xue Gang and said,""Teacher Xue, it's like this. Our audience is very interested in your daily life and wants to see what kind of days you usually spend. "Moreover, as you can see, our guests are really not very familiar with farm work. Please help us. If you need anything, just tell us!”
After nearly two weeks of filming, the director also realized that these guests were really not very good at farming. In the past, it was still fine. He could use various methods to exchange for the ingredients he needed from the director's team.
However, the format of this season had changed. All the ingredients had to be obtained by the guests themselves. In this way, their shortcomings were very obvious.
In order to make up for these flaws and save his own viewership ratings, the director decided that he would drag Xue Gang down with him no matter what.
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