Me! Old Brother Irascible!
27 A woman’s heart is the most poisonous!

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Chen Tian knew nothing about what was happening in the outside world.

At this moment, he was still lying peacefully in the toilet. The muscles on his body were wriggling and stretching automatically.

Chen Tian was now like a large piece of plasticine, constantly changing its shape. The terrifying muscles that were originally knotted together were now gradually contracting.

This contraction did not mean that he was shrivelling up. Instead, he became more solid, condensed, and had explosive power!

If Chen Tian had been wearing an inflatable drop resistance vest before, then he was now wearing a tight bulletproof vest!

His face was once again as sharp as a knife!

His exquisite six-pack abs appeared on his abdomen!

The tight muscles on his back formed the shape of a cobra!

His legs had reached the Nine-Headed Body!

His muscular body was as smooth and natural as a luxury sports car, full of masculinity!

Overall, her perfect golden ratio figure was definitely the kind that would make men jealous and women crazy!

……

Three hours passed in a flash.

Chen Tian stared at himself in the mirror with his mouth agape. He had almost turned gay!

"This…is too cool! In the past, there was still Wu Yanzu who could threaten me in terms of looks. Now, it's useless even if Jesus is here. I, Chen Tian, said it!”

Chen Tian only said one sentence in the end.

What made Chen Tian feel relieved was that his appearance had not changed much. At first glance, he did not look much different from before, but upon closer inspection, every part of him was countless times more exquisite than before!

It was as if it came with the best beauty effect!

Moreover, his temperament had also increased by countless levels!

"Swoosh!"

Chen Tian suddenly punched out, and a strong wind sounded. This punch seemed to have gathered endless power!

"So strong. I can probably kill myself with a punch now!”

Chen Tian was shocked.

Just as he was still immersed in the joy of being reborn, a ringtone pulled him back to reality.

“?”

Chen Tian's face revealed a hint of confusion as he picked up the phone that had just fallen from the toilet bowl.

"Hello, this is Guizhou Moutai Co., Ltd. The original price is 998 yuan. Now, you can take six bottles home for only 198 yuan…"

"Stop! Little brother! It was me! It's not a prank call!"

Xu Xiaojiu's voice came from the other end of the phone.

"…Sister Nine, why does your phone number start with 95? I thought you were selling alcohol again.”

"Uh…I'm using internet phone, the kind that can't be tracked.”

"It's pretty cool, but did you have to do this? Every time you send a message or call, I have to guess…"

"Little brother, you don't understand. As a top-notch hacker, it's necessary to maintain a sense of mystery. This is called being like a shadow or a dream. It's like clouds, fog, and wind.”

"Huh? "Forget it. You're just bored..." Chen Tian exposed him mercilessly.

"You…I'm not bored, I'm mysterious!”

"You're just bored!"

"I'm not!"

"You are, you are, you are!"

"I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. Little brother, don't bully me. I'll cry. When I cry, I'll get angry. When I get angry, I'll cause a blackout in your house and make you touch it in the dark…"

"It's dark!"

"Pulling chestnuts from the fire…Ahhhh! Little brother, you're too bad. You tricked me! I have something important to tell you, but you have to apologize to me first!”

"I can't afford an A!"

"You played your cards too well…Ahhhh! Little brother, you're tricking me again. You're just bullying me because my brain isn't as fast as yours!”

……

"Hahahaha…"

Chen Tian was laughing so hard that he was rolling back and forth. Sister Nine was really too cute. She was innocent, but she had to pretend to be unfathomable all the time. If she was unfathomable, she was more innocent than anyone else.

Especially when she replied," You're really good at playing cards." She even subconsciously imitated the voice from Fight the Landlord.

How interesting!

……

Xu Xiaojiu heard the unromantic laughter on the other end of the phone and stomped her feet in anger. Her small face was red. Although there was a trace of sweetness in her heart, she still looked angry on the surface!

"Humph! Little brother is bullying me! I want to write your name on the cushion and ride your face every day!”

"Hmm…It seems a little dirty…"

" However, it's quite interesting to think about it, kuku…"

Xu Xiaojiu let out a series of proud laughter.

The green snake has a bamboo mouth, and the wasp has a needle on its tail.

Neither of the two was poisonous. The most poisonous was still that woman's heart!

……

"Little brother, stop fooling around. I really have something serious to talk to you about.”Xu Xiaojiu said again.

"Haha, alright. What is it?”

"Little brother, you haven't seen the comments on Weibo, right? Look at this. Aiya, I'll tell you first. Don't be angry. It's not worth it to be angry with that kind of person!”

“?”

Chen Tian was puzzled. He had not seen it since he had spent a few hours on Weibo yesterday.

Did something happen?

Chen Tian hung up and opened Weibo.

"Ding!"

"Ding!"

"Ding!"

……

A series of notifications from private messages came from Weibo.

Chen Tian opened the private message. The message that greeted his eyes made him frown.

"This is…"

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Sister Jiu cupped her fists!

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