Me! Old Brother Irascible!
31 Begin your performance!

The berser

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"Hehe, this fatty isn't that stupid.”

Chen Tian sneered in his heart and then enthusiastically said the words he had prepared beforehand,

"Hey, bro, don't be nervous. You don't have to do anything for us if you accept the car from our 4S shop. You just have to come to our shop every month, be our model, and shoot some promotional MVs for us. You have to come a year in total, which is twelve times.”

"What? It's that simple?"

"Isn't that so! It's only because our boss said that we must find someone with a figure like yours, and not our relatives or friends. Otherwise, the quota wouldn't have fallen to you. We've already divided it among ourselves!”

"Then…why didn't you invite a celebrity?”

"All the celebrities are so skinny that they're all skin and bones. They're not suitable, and the appearance fee is frighteningly expensive!

And look, if you drive our car, you'll definitely say good things about us wherever you go in the future. Wouldn't that be an advertisement for our shop? Maybe your friends will come to our shop to buy cars. If you come with a few more, you'll get back your capital. After all, you have to give up to get something!”

Chen Tian's words were reasonable and well-founded. When the fatty heard this, he basically believed it!

If Chen Tian said that he did not have to do anything after taking the car, he would definitely turn around and leave. The possibility of it being a scam was almost 100%!

However, when Chen Tian said that he would work for twelve days for free, he started to believe him.

It was not easy to find a model who weighed close to 300 pounds like him. If this 4S shop really wanted to promote the interior space of that car, it was indeed the most suitable person to find him!

Blinded by greed, facing such a huge temptation, and with almost no need to pay anything, no one would not be tempted!

"Ahem, brother, I misunderstood you just now. I'm really sorry. My name is Du Ziteng. May I know when I can get my car?”

"Stomachache? This name…I don't know if your stomach hurts, but I know that your entire body will hurt soon.”

Chen Tianxin said.

"Of course I can get it now. We're both in cash, and the car keys are still in my pocket!”

Chen Tian took out his car keys and waved them in front of Du Ziteng's face. Du Ziteng chuckled and was about to take them when Chen Tian suddenly thought of something. He grabbed the car keys and said,

"Aiya, Brother Du, look at me. I've said so much, but I haven't told you which 4S store we are!

We mainly market Harvard cars, pure domestic cars. Brother Du, you don't have any taboos in this area, right? Nowadays, many people look down on domestic products and don't choose domestic cars. Brother Du, if you don't like domestic products, then forget it. I won't make things difficult for you.

Besides, our car isn't high-end. Brother Du, aren't you afraid of losing face by driving it?”

When Du Ziteng heard this, his expression immediately became serious. He said righteously,

"Brother, I don't like what you're saying. A car is just a means of transportation.

Besides, as a Z citizen, if he did not support domestic products, would he still be called a Z citizen?

To tell you the truth, I've been using domestic products since I was young. It's much better than those foreign products. It's economical and affordable. Whoever doesn't use it is an idiot!”

"Oh? I didn't expect Brother Du to be a supporter of Chinese products.”

Chen Tian praised.

"Of course! I love Z country, and I also love domestic products!"

"Oh right, one more thing. Brother Du, do you have a car under your name? If you already have a car, then I can't give you this car.”

Du Ziteng smiled awkwardly and said,

"To be honest, my driver's license was only issued this month, so I don't have a car. If you don't believe me, I'll show you my driver's license.”

Chen Tian laughed. He had achieved his goal.

"Look, this is a keyboard dog who scolds himself on the Internet and claims that he has an imported luxury car under his name. He claims that he won't pick up a domestic product even if it's thrown on the ground. It's said that the more arrogant you are on the Internet, the more useless you are in reality.”

"Let's go, Brother Du. I'll bring you to pick up the car.”

Chen Tian smiled brightly.

Du Ziteng did not suspect anything and followed happily.

After going around in circles, Chen Tian brought Du Ziteng to a shop that was being developed.

No one would come here at lunchtime.

Du Ziteng was still looking around, a little dissatisfied.

"Bro, aren't you afraid of getting scratched if you park your car here? There's construction going on here. If you scratch my car, I have to spend money to repair it. It's too troublesome…"

"Let's begin."

Chen Tian suddenly stopped, twisted his neck, and interrupted.

"Ah, start? What start?"

"A fight! Didn't you leave a message online saying that you wanted to play in the same city? Me? He even said that you didn't tighten your zipper and I jumped out. If you have the guts, come and find me and reward me with a few big mouths to eat.”

Chen Tian sneered.

"Now that I'm here, come on, start your performance! Don't you like to scold people? Come, before you perform, let's hear you scold them in person.”

Du Ziteng's brain exploded, and he almost fell to the ground!

His mood was like a roller coaster, falling from the clouds to the bottom of the valley filled with despair!

This was also the result that Chen Tian had been waiting for.

Beating up this kind of person was simply not enough to vent his anger!

Only mental torture could make him feel pain!

"You…you, you're not here to deliver the car! Are you that Chen Tian from Weibo?"

"Send a car? Hehe, how could it be? How could a domestic product be worthy of your eyes? I'm here to fight with you today!”

Chen Tian grabbed Du Ziteng's collar and lifted him up. He could only touch the ground with his toes!

"Ah! I, I was wrong. Tian 'ge, I was just talking nonsense. I have a foul mouth. I scolded everyone online, not just you!”

" I didn't expect you to come all the way here. I, I really didn't do it on purpose. I'm actually your fan. I agree with everything you said. I just wanted to make my presence known in front of you and make you notice me. Really…"

Du Ziteng was so scared that he almost cried!

He had been scolding people online for so many years, but this was the first time someone had come knocking on his door!

This can't be!

Chen Tian smiled playfully.

"My fans? You want me to notice you? Then I should feel honored, right?”

"I, I didn't mean that. Tian 'ge, I was wrong. If I hurt you or hurt your feelings, I can apologize to you now!”

"It doesn't matter if you apologize or not. Anyway, you won't be able to escape this beating today.”

" Brother Tian, I was wrong. I really didn't mean it. The Internet is a fake place. Everyone has the right to speak freely…"

"Hehe, the Internet is indeed fake, but it is not a place where you can spread hatred. You do have the right to speak your mind, but I also have the right to beat you up offline!”

As soon as he finished speaking, he punched Du Ziteng's mouth!

Two of his front teeth fell off!

Ding! System mission completed.

Pa!

"Go ahead, aren't you good at scolding?”

Chen Tian slapped Du Ziteng across the face.

" Tian 'ge, I was wrong. I won't do it again. My teeth…"

"Heh, don't be a coward. Come and scold me! Come, hit me!"

Bang!

He kicked him over again!

"Come, scold me in your private message!”

"Aren't you playing on behalf of the same city? Aren't you cool, little brother? Aren't you full of sh * t?”

"I'll let you play in the same city! I'll make you cool, little brother, do you like it? I'll make you spit sh * t all over your mouth!"

"Of all things, you have to be a keyboard dog that bites people!”

"Dog-like thing!"

……

Chen Tian cursed as he punched and kicked Du Ziteng, who was on the ground, without any pity.

The beating continued!

At the same time, not far away, a girl riding an electric bike arrived with her brick!

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