The Life I Wanted: King of Jokes
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There was not one but six swaying and charmingly naive grizzly bears approaching the white Mercedes-Benz. They were surrounded from all sides, and screams came from inside the car.

"They're coming! They're coming! Xuan Yi, quickly close the window!" Meng Meiqi's face had already turned pale from fright. She shook Wu Xuanyi's arm vigorously and urged.

"I can't close it. As soon as I go down, the window will come down by itself!”Wu Xuanyi's face was also pale. This was a safari park that allowed one to get close to animals, and it was a great place to visit while ensuring safety.

But now…

The grizzly bear's sharp teeth and its large mouth were still drooling. If its claws stuck into the car window, it would be ruined for the rest of its life, let alone getting injured!

Wu Xuanyi kept pressing the window lift, but the window kept moving up and down. She wanted to move forward or backward, but it was blocked.

"I told you not to buy a Mercedes-Benz. The news reported that it broke easily, but you insisted on buying it.”Yang Chaoyue, who was sitting in the back row, was already scared out of her wits. She squeezed her way to Yang Yunqing, who was beside her.

However, even Yang Yunqing, who had always been a neutral person, was actually a girl. She was already scared out of her wits. Seeing that the grizzly bear was getting closer and closer, she suddenly shouted,

"Help!"

Yang Yunqing's shout seemed to have awakened the other three people's self-saving consciousness. Suddenly, cries of "help" rang out one after another. Meanwhile, Grizzly Bear had already arrived in front of the car and even started to peek inside.

The grizzly bear stood up straight. It was more than two meters tall. Its two front paws landed on the roof of the car. It was unknown whether it was playing or showing off, but the entire car was shaking.

The four girls squeezed into the middle with all their might, trying to find a little sense of security. They kept praying that the gods and Buddhas in the sky would come and save them.

"Help!"

"Help!"

"Help!"

However, at this moment, not only did they not encounter any other tourists, but there was also no sign of the patrol cars in the park. It was really impossible for them to answer their calls.

It was at this moment that the prayers of the four girls were answered. A man's voice was heard.

"Go, go, go!"

"Move away!"

"Go play somewhere else!"

The light that was blocked by the grizzly bear suddenly lit up. The four girls subconsciously turned their heads and saw a man bathed in holy light. A divine weapon descended from the sky.

He should be 1.85 meters tall and had a burly figure. He was wearing a checkered T-shirt and colorful beach shorts. It was as if he was in Hawaii.

His hair wasn't long, and he had a round face. He wore a pair of sunglasses, and the willow branch in his hand was waving here and there. The six grizzly bears were all obedient, and two of them even went over to rub his legs.

"Alright, alright. I didn't bring anything to eat. Don't scare me! Let's go! Let's go!" The man waved the willow branch in his hand like a small whip, as if he was herding sheep, chasing the grizzly bear back.

"Sigh! Sigh! Don't go!"

Wu Xuanyi felt her entire body go limp. Looking at the man's back, she quickly called out.

"What? And don't say anything else. My name is Yu Siyang!”

"Alright, Yu Siyang. If you leave, what if the grizzly bears come back?”Wu Xuanyi's question was acknowledged by everyone in the car. Meng Meiqi, Yang Chaoyue, and Yang Yunqing all agreed."Yeah, what if these bears come back?”

"I see! Let me tell you a trick! If you encounter a grizzly bear in the wild, you must quickly sit down, bury your head between your knees, and immediately cover the back of your head with your hands!”

Wu Xuanyi, Meng Meiqi, Yang Chaoyue, and Yang Yunqing looked over like primary school students, but the more they listened, the more confused they became."Will we be safe if we do as you say?”

Yu Siyang began to say solemnly,""If you do this, you can ensure that your heads and bodies can still be connected after you are attacked by the grizzly bear. When the police and forensic scientists come to check the scene, they will be able to find out your identities in time!”

Wu Xuanyi was speechless.

Meng Meiqi was speechless.

Yang Chaoyue was speechless.

Yang Yunqing was speechless.

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