The Life I Wanted: King of Jokes
11 Yu Siyang, you hate

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Mother-in-law tattoo?

Wu Xuanyi, Yang Chaoyue, Meng Meiqi, and Yang Yunqing looked at each other. For a moment, they couldn't understand why they were talking about the heroic story of 'Mother-in-law tattooing' but the next moment, they finally understood.

"Yu Siyang! You took advantage of us!"

"Who is your mother-in-law?"

"You're shameless! If you want to be my mother's son-in-law, you have to ask me if I agree!”

The four girls were shy and restless. Their little fists flew up and down, and when they landed on Yu Siyang's body, it was no better than scratching an itch. Especially when the system interface showed that the four girls 'happiness points were constantly refreshing.

It seemed that the story of the " mother-in-law tattoo " had greatly stimulated them.

"Alright, alright, next topic! Next topic!" "I really don't have a tattoo, but I'm their tattoo consultant!" Yu Siyang tried to resist.”

"Are you a consultant? Why are you asking?" Yang Chaoyue had taken the opportunity to sneak a few glances into Yu Siyang's shirt. At least she didn't see any tattoos, so she was inexplicably happy.

She still preferred clean boys.

"They all came to ask for my opinion on tattooing. Then, I will give them valuable advice according to their different ideas and goals!”

When Yu Siyang said this, he began to switch to his unfathomable state again. He looked quite scary.

"Keep bragging! Asking for your opinion? What do you know about tattoos!" Yang Chaoyue had exposed Yu Siyang's true colors, and it even garnered a wave of agreement.

Wu Xuanyi: ”

"Yu Siyang, are you lying to us because we don't study much?"”

Yang Yunqing: " I think he's just spouting nonsense. He doesn't even say anything serious!”

Faced with the doubts of the four girls, Yu Siyang looked around and said earnestly,""You guys are still young. You don't understand the truth that there's always someone better!”

"I've studied Chinese tattoo culture for a long time. Let me tell you, tattooing is also a traditional skill, especially bare-handed tattoos!”

"Yu Siyang, if you say the word 'barehanded' again, believe it or not, I'll kick you!”Yang Yunqing was already traumatized by barehanded breast enhancement. His eyes widened.

Meng Meiqi: " Yun Qing, let her continue. Yu Siyang, you've been bragging for a long time and even studied it for a long time?" Tell us about your research results now! Can you say it?"

"I knew you were thick-skinned!" Wu Xuanyi snorted.

Yang Chaoyue was about to speak when she saw Yu Siyang suddenly take a deep breath. Was he trying to act cool? He even had his hands behind his back.

"Cough cough! Pay attention! This is the result of my many years of research on tattoo culture. However, you can't take photos or record it to prevent my research results from being leaked!”

"Can you stop dawdling? Tell me!”

"Good!" When Yu Siyang said this word, his aura seemed to have changed. He waved his hand and called Meng Hetang over."Old Meng, come here!"

Well, Meng Hetang, who was at the very least considered a newcomer in the crosstalk world, ran over."Yu 'er, what instructions do you have?"

"Give me a B-Box! Something simpler will do!"

"Alright! Just wait and see!" Meng Hetang had played many things, or rather, he had many talents. Guitar playing aside, B-Box was also considered one of the best in Deyun Club. The so-called B-Box was a ventriloquism, using the mouth to imitate musical instruments, such as moving and hitting!

Originally, this unique skill was very eye-catching. However, Yang Chaoyue and the other three were all focused on Yu Siyang. They felt bitter!

"Three! Two! One!" Yu Siyang's countdown ended and he finally revealed his trump card.

"The tattoo culture is famous.”

"If you want to tattoo, tattoo Pleasant Goat, I'll be the king of the green plains!”

"If you want to tattoo, tattoo a beautiful goat. The bigger the eyes, the more beautiful they are!”

"If you want to tattoo, then tattoo Hui Tai Lang and be the groom every night!”

"If you want to tattoo, tattoo Red Wolf. The frying pan has strong attack!”

Yu Siyang suddenly gave Meng Hetang a hand signal. B-Box changed instantly, and the rhythm increased again. The group of people behind him even started to clap their hands to the beat, all of them laughing happily.

"Remember not to tattoo a bald head strong.”

"With a chest tattoo, your IQ will drop!”

"Tattoo a Maori Kogoro, Conan will die as soon as he comes!”

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