The Life I Wanted: King of Jokes
16 Eggs boiled in virgin urine

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The sky gradually darkened, and the dinner began. Because of Yu Siyang, the Rocket Girl quartet could also sit at the main table with Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

Yu Siyang and Guo Qilin sat next to each other, while Yang Chaoyue, Wu Xuanyi, Meng Meiqi, and Yang Yunqing sat next to Yu Siyang. However, because Guo Degang and Yu Qian were sitting in front of them, they were much more obedient.

Speaking of this group of crosstalk performers, they were actually very easy to get to know. After all, they were just casually making jokes, so the atmosphere naturally became more heated. Guo Degang and Yu Qian did not put on such airs.

In addition, she could indeed feel that Yu Siyang's status in Deyun Society was rather revered. Not to mention whether he would celebrate his birthday today, just the fact that this group of men came to propose a toast meant that they were all considered juniors in front of Yu Siyang.

Sliced roasted whole lambs were placed on the table one after another. All kinds of skewers were placed on the table. The beer and white wine clinked glasses one after another. The four girls were infected and drank a few more glasses.

"Just drink a little. Don't look for me if you vomit later!”Yu Siyang looked at Yang Chaoyue, who was sitting next to him. He didn't know if this girl could hold her liquor, but she had just downed a glass of beer.

"I'm not drunk! Drinking your family's wine, does your heart ache?”Yang Chaoyue's face was flushed red from being drunk, and her eyes were narrowed as she rubbed her nose.

"Hey! If you can make my family go bankrupt, I'll consider it my loss! Hah! Let's see how you're going to get under the table later! You guys too, drink up!"

Yu Siyang shrugged his shoulders. He had thought that Wu Xuanyi, the captain, would be able to take care of him, but who knew that she no longer treated him as an outsider and began to pour wine for Guo Degang and Yu Qian.

"The noodles are here! Longevity noodles from the birthday girl!"

Many people felt that there were too many fat people in De Yun Society, so they had no choice. The food in the logistics department was good, and now the chef who was in charge of cooking had brought his little disciple to specially celebrate Yu Siyang's birthday.

"I wish our Longevity Lord, twenty this year, twelve next year, to live younger and younger!”Great, Master didn't waste his time in Deyun Society. He was always funny.

"Pfft! Old Ma, that's enough. I finally reached the legal age of marriage, and you want me to go back to wearing open-crotch pants!”

Old Ma: The ventilation was good and unrestrained, and the birds grew fast!”

Yu Siyang pointed at the young man behind Old Ma.""Do you believe that I'll bring your grandson to a health care center later and make him become a man today?”

Hearing this, Old Ma immediately shook his head.""That won't do. My grandson is still young. I have to protect his primordial yang. His body can't withstand it! Xiao Liuzi, what are you still standing there for? Hurry up and serve it!”

"Brother Yu 'er, happy birthday!" Xiao Liuzi was Old Ma's grandson. He was only 15 years old this year. He smiled and said,"Brother Yu 'er, your egg!"

Bang!

A plate of boiled eggs was placed on the table.

"Go, go, go and play!”Yu Siyang grabbed an egg from the basin and threw it at Xiao Liuzi. Xiao Liuzi ran off happily to play with the egg.

Speaking of birthdays, eating longevity noodles and boiled eggs should be a custom in most areas.

"Why do you always talk nonsense? She's still a child. What if you lead her astray?”When Yang Chaoyue heard that Siyang was going to take Xiao Liuzi to a health care center, she began to reprimand him in a low voice.

"He wants me to bring him there. The key is that I've never been there! Come, come, you guys eat too!" Yu Siyang called the girls to eat boiled eggs. He stood up and gave one to each of them.

"You guys have a good taste of this. This is a great tonic.”

"Ah?"

Yang Chaoyue, Wu Xuanyi, Meng Meiqi, and Yang Yunqing, who had already picked up the eggs, were so frightened that they immediately retracted their hands, as if their drunkenness had subsided a lot.

"What do you think this is? Eggs boiled in virgin boy urine?" Wu Xuanyi was stunned.

"That's right! What's wrong? Are there any southerners in your hometown? Haven't you heard of a virgin boy's urine boiling an egg?" "Are you guys going to eat it or not?" Yu Siyang chuckled.”

"No!" Yang Chaoyue replied.

"No!"

"No!"

"No!" Yang Yunqing said.

"Are you really not eating?" Yu Siyang asked again. Then, he saw the four girls shaking their heads in unison. Their attitudes were very firm.

"Sigh! If you guys don't want eggs, why don't you guys have some soup? This is also very nutritious!"

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