The Life I Wanted: King of Jokes
25 Don’t play by the rules

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Tens of thousands of people are waiting to hear your "Success Theory", and now you're suddenly telling me to step on my back? You're driving a little out of the norm!

The audience were all existences who did not care about the sand in their eyes. All of them immediately slammed the table and stood up, beating their chests and stamping their feet.

"Yu Siyang, right? I'm not convinced by anyone, but I'm convinced by you now!”

"I need to know the location of this foot massage parlor within ten seconds!”

"I don't know how good his skills are. If he's alright, I'll go and support him!”

"Ahhhh! I can't take it anymore. This is only the introductory film and it's already so funny. I think I'll really die laughing this season!”

"I feel like I've been hit by a half-step madness. I can only kneel on the ground and talk!”

The bullet comments seemed to have instantly risen to a new level. Those with trypophobia had to turn it off immediately. Otherwise, they might get dizzy or even go into shock at any moment.

The output of happiness points was like water bursting from a dam. Heroes from all walks of life were not stingy with their laughter, and wave after wave of happiness points hit the system interface.

"Cough cough! Yu 'er, can you stop fooling around? How did you get into Berkley? How did you go to the big health care center? Uh, why did you go back to stomp on her back? And how is that a role model?”

He Jiong spoke at the right time, and Huang Lei immediately nodded in agreement."Yeah, if you had learned from him, would you have gone to the foot spa now? But I think your weight is a little dangerous. It's easy to kill you!”

As Huang Lei spoke, he couldn't help but laugh.

"I was talking about role models! However, I'm talking about negative role models. Although the girl in the report was ambitious and wanted to be above others, it became empty talk later on!”

Yu Siyang raised his hand with a serious look on his face. Even his pronunciation began to change again, giving off the air of a radio host."I have a friend who once advised me, and it had a great impact on me!”

He Jiong: "??"

Huang Lei: "???"

Huang Lei looked at Yu Siyang as if he had changed his expression. He Jiong also looked over from the rearview mirror and saw that Yu Siyang had a serious expression on his face. What was he going to talk about again?

"Which friend of yours? Where do you work?" Huang Lei quickly asked. If he was still going to step on his little sister's back, he definitely wouldn't let Yu Siyang say another word!

"This friend of mine is an outstanding politician, strategist, and ideologist. Although he is no longer around, every time I think of those words, it still makes me sigh!”

"I'm sorry to have reminded you of something unhappy!”Huang Lei saw that Yu Siyang was lamenting the death of his old friend and quickly expressed his apology. He said,

"Can you tell me how your friend persuaded you?”

Yu Siyang nodded and took a deep breath.

"He told me that using copper as a mirror can straighten one's clothes! Take the ancients as a mirror, you can know the rise and fall of the world! Using others as a mirror, you can see the gains and losses!"

Yu Siyang's voice was sonorous and powerful. His words were clear and full of emotion, while Huang Lei was dumbfounded.

"Y-Your friend is-Tang Taizong Li Shimin?”

From Zhang Mengmeng's joy points 198!

From Li Haiyang's Happiness Points 312!

288 Joy Points from Hu Mingyue!

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As Huang Lei revealed the mystery, the audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter again. This sentence was indeed said by Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin, and it was talking about Wei Zheng.

This was recorded in the " Old Book of Tang: Biography of Wei Zheng ", but who knew that Yu Siyang would shift it to him? Old friend? He had even passed away for many years? He had been dead for more than a thousand years, alright?

Li Shimin was Emperor Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. What he did was to rule Zhenguan and stabilize the border. It seemed like Yu Siyang was right!

"Director! Director! I can't take it anymore. Please chase Yu Siyang away! I can't take it anymore!" He Jiong held the steering wheel tightly, afraid that it would deviate. Because he used too much force, the veins on his arms were especially obvious.

"Director! How did your program team manage to invite such a monster?”Huang Lei slapped his forehead.

"Not only have my crow's feet come out, but my wrinkles have also grown! I'm really worried that after this season's recording, I'll be smiling until my face is full of wrinkles! Director, let me go home!"

The interaction between the director and the guests had always been the same. Soon, Shen Changxing's voice came through the speaker,

"Teacher Huang, Teacher He, I personally sympathize with the two of you, but as a director, I can only ask you to overcome your difficulties. After all, we have signed a contract.”

"There's more! Teacher Yu Siyang, please pay attention to your words and actions. According to the current laws of our country, you will also be held accountable for making a fool of yourself. Also-"

"Director!" Just as Yu Siyang opened his mouth, he was immediately interrupted by Shen Changxing."Don't say anything first. I'm telling you, Director Laugh To Death, you're guilty of another crime!”

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