"Du Ziteng!"
"Du Ziyang!"
……
Dewey woke up. He was lying on the soft bed. The sun shone through the yellow curtains, and the whole room was filled with warmth and comfort.
Didn't I get hit by a car? Why didn't his body hurt at all?
Dewey stared blankly at the ceiling.
The sound of footsteps could be heard. Dewey subconsciously turned to look at the door.
Bang!
The door opened, and a 12 or 13-year-old loli in a school uniform stood at the door with a toothbrush in her mouth. She shouted with dissatisfaction,"What time is it? I'm going to be late for school!"
Dewey was a little confused. Who was this? From her tone, could she be my father?
The little loli pursed her lips and snorted." Wearing flowery pajamas again, so disgusting!”
Ding!
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
" Hint: The current slot points are 3. The system will unbind you in three hours. Please replenish your slot points as soon as possible.”
A sudden voice sounded in his mind. Dewey jumped up from the bed and looked around.
"Who is it? Who's talking!"
"Wow, Mom, my brother is too shameless!”
The little loli screamed and ran away. Dewey looked down at his flowery pajamas and suddenly his head buzzed with shocking information.
"Dewey, 18 years old, dropped out of school, living off his parents, from South Village, An Town, Ha Shi, Hei Province, mother Chen Hua, sister Du Xin.”
Dewey had transmigrated and was reborn in the body of someone named Dewey.
The blurriness in front of his eyes gradually dissipated, and Dewey's gaze fell on the calendar on the wall. May 31, 2000.
What was going on?
Did I transmigrate?
"This flowery nightgown is indeed quite disgusting.”
The mysterious voice sounded again.
"Who's playing tricks? Come out!" Du Wei was shocked.
" I'm the f * cking god system. Because you've lived too many f * cking lives in your past life, you're lucky enough to be chosen by me to become the new f * cking god. Welcome to the new world. As long as you're willing to work hard, your future is not a dream. Birds fly with phoenixes, and people accompany you..."
"Stop, stop, stop! I say, Bird God, oh no, damn God, don't talk to me about all that nonsense. Why do I feel like you're in multi-level marketing? Was the system so indecent now? If I remember correctly, you said that you would untie me in three hours?”
"Yes, er... but.."
"No buts. I hate being controlled the most. I refuse to be this bullsh * t god. You can untie me now.”
"No problem, but after you are untied, you will return to your original state.”
"Original state? What was my original state?"
"It's about 33 cm long, 22 cm wide and 22 cm high.”
Dewey gestured with his hands in the air, and his face immediately darkened." What the hell? An urn? F * ck!"
"Absolutely correct! Please choose carefully, host. You only have one chance. Warm reminder, the system will deduct 1 point every hour. You still have 2 hours and 48 minutes of life in this world.”
Am I going to die again?
Dewey panicked. As the saying goes, it's better to live a bad life than to die a good death. Although this system was a little disgusting, was there a choice now?
"System Daddy, hurry! Tell me, what exactly is this? How to obtain it? I don't have much time left!"
"It's very simple. There are many ways to gain energy in the world, and ridiculing is one of them. As long as you're out of line and eye-catching enough, the more ridiculing points you have, the stronger the energy. The more ridiculing points you get, the more ridiculing points you get.”
"So that's how it is. Just now, my sister gave me a little more. It doesn't seem that difficult. If I wear flowery pajamas every day and let her complain about me, will I be immortal?”
"Young man, it's not that simple. The same ridicule won't be added to it. Moreover, your sister is a top-notch person. It takes skill to make her ridicule. There are very few such people in life, so the easiest way is to win by quantity.”
"Then let's not talk about it anymore. It's been another five minutes. I'm a little flustered. I'd better hurry up and work. Otherwise, I won't even be able to eat lunch!”
"Dewey, what's wrong with you? Are you still going to waste time on sending Xinxin to and from school every day? She quickly put on her clothes and went downstairs. Xinxin was anxious!”
The good-looking mother, Chen Hua, was also quite scary when she got angry.
"I-I-I'll be right there!" Dewey nodded.
Opening the closet, Dewey rubbed his chin and pondered. How could he make himself look more disgusting?
At this moment, he glanced at himself in the mirror.
Although this face did not have any special features, there was a little bad handsomeness.
I like it!
Hey! There it was!
When his mother wasn't paying attention, Dewey snuck into her room and started messing around.
"Brother, if you don't come down, I'll be punished to stand!”Du Xin's scream came from downstairs.
"Coming, coming!"
When Du Wei appeared in front of Du Xin, Du Xin's face turned green.
"I don't want you to send me off anymore!"
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
" Hint: The current slot points are 6. The system will unbind you in six hours. Please replenish your slot points as soon as possible.”
Dewey had used hair gel to make a super Saiyan hairstyle. He wore Du Xin's colorful pearl necklace, his mother's middle-aged floral shirt, diamond-studded shoes, and his own torn pants.
This deathly outfit that dissuaded thousands of girls was full of flaws, making Du Wei directly take Du Xin's triplekill.
In order to survive, what was the point of being shameless?
If one could live forever, what was a face?
Dewey dodged his mother's flying broom and carried his sister Du Xin on his bicycle. His feet were fast, and he rushed to the school with sparks and lightning.
Du Xin covered her face with her school uniform all the way, afraid that others would recognize her.
This was too embarrassing.
"Little Wei, what happened to your hair? Was it struck by lightning or electrocuted?”
"Hahahaha, Dewey, there are so many diamonds on your shoes. Why don't you change to a new car?”
"What kind of pants are you wearing? This child didn't even pick up trash. He dared to wear anything. Was his brain damaged?”
"Big brother, are you also from the Buried Love Clan?”
From home to school, it was a distance of six kilometers. On the way, they met many familiar faces. Almost everyone complained, but it did not increase at all.
"How is it? Am I right? Ordinary people have very little ability to complain. You have to work hard and let more people complain about you!”The system sensed Dewey's thoughts and encouraged him.
"Change!" Dewey responded with high morale.
He realized that once a person was shameless, the world would become bright and clear.
Chi--
The bicycle's handbrake was broken. Dewey stepped on the brake and stopped the bicycle in front of the gate of An Zhen Primary School.
Du Xin covered her face as she got out of the car and ran to school, but she was stopped by a familiar classmate.
"Du Xin, this…is this your brother?”
Du Xin blushed and didn't speak.
"Hello everyone, my name is Du Wei, Du Xin's brother!”Dewey shook his hair that couldn't be blown by a level six wind and introduced himself confidently. He had to be very careful in terms of temperament.
"Brother Wei, is your hair a weapon? I feel like I can stab someone to death!"
"My grandma also has a pair of these shoes. It's especially eye-catching when she dances in the square.”
"Wow, aren't these pants too trendy? Scratching an itch would definitely be very convenient! I want it too!"
"My dad said that men in flowery shirts are not good people! Du Xin, is your brother a man or a woman?"
“……”
More and more primary school students gathered around and kept complaining. With the help of the passers-by from before, they finally managed to gather 1 point, which was just enough to offset the wasted hour.
At this time, Du Xin's form teacher, Liu Tongtong, came to work. When she saw Dewey, she couldn't help but laugh, but she didn't say anything. It seemed that not everyone could complain.
"Du Xin's parents, right? You look like an artistic youth. Tomorrow is June 1st, and the school is holding a sports meet. Can you perform?”
Liu Tongtong was 22 years old. She had just finished her internship and became an official teacher. She was very passionate about her work.
"Performance…"
Dewey thought for a moment. The system had said that he needed more people to complain about him so that he could survive safely. After all, he had to spend 24 hours a day, and the demand for points was too high. Now, opportunity was life.
" D * mn!" Dewey's tone was a little crooked due to his excitement, sounding very disdainful.
Liu Tong Tong frowned." Before I met you, I thought that idiot was just a pencil. It seems that I was ignorant.”
[Hint: 2 points]
" Hint: The current slot points are 8. The system will unbind you in 8 hours. Please replenish your slot points as soon as possible.”
Duwei was so excited that he almost cried. As expected of Du Xin's teacher, he was a talent!
"Damn it! Damn it! Teacher! I'll definitely perform well!"
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