"Braces sister, what can you do about your beauty?
Sister has such powerful legs."
As soon as Dewey opened his mouth, all the people drinking water in the square instantly spat it out. The square dance leader's face turned red and she clamped her legs together.
"Hahahahaha…"
"You little hooligan!"
Ding!
"Sh * t point 1."
"Number three."
"Sh * t points 2."
"Sh * t point 1."
"Sh * t point 1."
……
The moment he opened his mouth, he got a wave of trouble. Dewey trembled in excitement, just at the end. It was just right and had a unique charm.
"Find an American girl and hold her in vain.
Hurry up and leave, sister!"
Everyone was speechless.
"Is this nonsense? What were the lyrics? I don't understand."
"American girl? How does the auntie look like an American girl?"
"What language is this?"
"Please translate!"
Ding!
"Sh * t point 1."
"Sh * t point 1."
……
"Ah, monster, what can I do about beauty?"
"My girl will be in my hands soon, good!”
After singing a few more lines, everyone held their foreheads. There were already a few people pinching their own people.
The leader's face turned red like a tomato. She couldn't take it anymore and rushed over to punch Dewey!
Dewey grabbed the leader's hand and sang loudly,""Sighing at you, boundless love, too wooden!”
In order to get more points, Dewey went all out. He grabbed the leading lady's waist and swung her around, making a ballroom dance ending pose. Immediately, the square was filled with thunderous applause, and everyone was about to vomit crazily.
"This kid is too talented. Auntie is so pitiful, but I want to laugh!”
" Although I don't have any evidence, I suspect that there's something wrong with this kid's brain, hahaha…"
"I can't take it anymore. These lyrics are so funny, but why is this song so sad? I don't know whether to laugh or cry."
……
Ding!
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
[Hint: Sh * t points 2.]
[Hint: Sh * t points 2.]
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
……
The system notification had already become a long one.
Seeing that everyone's attention was on Dewey, the leading lady was not convinced. She pushed Dewey away and rushed back to change to a faster dance.
However, the square dance music was too monotonous and had almost been overshadowed by " The Way of the Wood Man ". The aunties danced in a mess.
While Dewey was singing happily, Chen Liang and the other two's dance moves were also eye-catching enough, especially those punk teenagers who were completely mesmerized.
As nobles, they seemed to have found an organization and spontaneously joined the three people's dance.
Suddenly, the number of shamats on Dewey's side surpassed that of the square dancing aunties. The leading aunty was sweating.
A group of colorful punk players released their souls in the square. The scene was quite strange.
Although no one could understand Dewey's lyrics, the melody of the song was very sad. Coupled with the tragic performance of these shamats, it really touched many people.
"Why should beauty rise when she is ridden?
Being a man is too tiring, like a chicken,
You're always asking for more,
What the hell are you doing to Huber…"
The benches in the square were empty. Everyone gathered around Dewey, trying to hear what he was singing. After hearing his lyrics, they all laughed and cried.
Ding!
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
[Hint: Sh * t points 1.]
……
The song was too magical. It kept repeating over and over again. In the end, the square lady was poisoned and twisted along with it, as if her body was hollowed out.
The entire square was dancing "The Way of the Wooden Man". People were deeply poisoned and could not extricate themselves.
Ding!
"Congratulations, host. Your Sh * t Points have broken through 200 points!”
Dewey was delighted and became even more excited.
"She's still an American girl, anyone can take her down.
Why do you see other love,
Supreme Wood said,
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh!
A'tai Mu said!
Great Wood Man Dao!"
Finally, the song was over, but everyone was still not done. The words " The Way of the Wood Man " floated in their minds!
What's the name of this song?" Someone shouted.
Dewey smiled and said to everyone," This song is called " The Wood Man ". Thank you for liking it!”
After the curtain call, everyone applauded.
The leading auntie was already listless, and her face was black with anger.
"Beauty, thank you for letting me win!" Dewey laughed and pretended to be good.
"Humph! Great Wood Man Dao!" The leading auntie said angrily.
Everyone burst into laughter.
"Can you play the song for a while longer and let's dance for a while?”
The leading auntie used the most arrogant tone and said the most cowardly words.
"No problem!"
Dewey followed the good tradition of respecting the old and loving the young. He continued to play " The Wood Man " again. This time, it was a replay of the song he had composed. This made the aunties happy.
"Brother Wei, look, Sister Xin is dancing with a tough woman!”
At this time, Li Qiang came over and called Dewey, his tone very excited.
"Walter? Dance battle?"
Dewey turned around and almost left this beautiful world.
Tian Xin and the tall and strong Youyou were already rolling on the ground. One 150x150 ball and the other 180x180 ball collided with each other. They rolled from here to there, and then from there to here. The onlookers were still cheering.
"In the future, when you see people, you should open up the gaps in your hair!”Dewey complained about Li Qiang and then ran towards the two balls.
"Stop, stop, stop! Stop!"
Dewey shouted and the two balls stopped.
"Why are they fighting?"
Tian Xin flung her hair and said,"We didn't fight. We were fighting."”
Dewey had a question mark on his face.
"What happened?"
"They want to join our Buried Love Clan. I'll test her strength first.”
Dewey facepalmed." And?"
"It's alright."
Youyou snorted." I admit that your dance is better than mine, but your looks are not as good as mine! I don't think you're qualified to test me!”
"If you're not convinced, let's continue!"
"Stop, stop, stop!"
The two of them were about to continue rolling around when Dewey stopped them.
"We also want to join the Buried Love Clan!”
All the punk players in the square were gathered here. When they saw Dewey, they all gathered around and petitioned.
"No problem, Tian Xin. I'll leave these people to you. You know our rules.”Du Wei patted Tian Xin's shoulder and said.
After sending Tian Xin away, Dewey chatted with the three girls. He was a little excited when he found out that they were his fans or that they had come from other places to see them.
The only wish of the three girls was to join the Buried Love Family. Seeing their sincerity, Dewey made an exception and accepted them, and even gave them some rights.
"Youyou, from now on, you will be the Clan Leader of the Buried Love Clan. If anyone wants to join the clan after you return, you have the right to take them in. However, you must remember one thing.”
Dewey really couldn't continue, and he was going to throw up.
"Patriarch, I will not disappoint you!”Youyou was flattered.
"Oh right, I'll upload my new song 'The Way of the Wood Man' to P-site tonight. You guys will be responsible for promoting it, understand?”
"Got it!"
After leaving their contact information, everyone went back to their own homes to look for their mothers.
Tian Xin created a group called Buried Love Clan and pulled all the members in. Counting the previous ones and the ones she accepted this time, the number of members had already exceeded 50.
Not only did she have a group, but Dewey also asked her to set up a post bar to promote the Burial of Love Family on the Internet.
These were all free employees. In the future, whatever Dewey wanted to do, he could easily send thousands of troops. How satisfying!
(Uh, is there anyone watching? There aren't any reviews, sigh!!!
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